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31st December 1978
It's time to make a new year's resolution, Garfield. - I resolve to lose weight and start exercising this year. - - What am I saying? - I must be going waka-waka! - I'm NOT going to diet! ... I'm NOT going to exercise! - I'M FAT, I'M LAZY, AND I'M PROUD *OF* IT! - Where's Garfield? He ate the buffet and went to bed.
31st December 1979
This year I resolve to lose weight... - To be nicer to dogs... - And to sprout wings and fly.
31st December 1980
Here you are, Madelyn, my dear. - There's a cat hair in my punch! - GARFIELD!
31st December 1981
Congratulations, Jon. Your cat has just made dieting medical history. How so? - He's suffering from sugar withdrawal... - And grease withdrawal, and starch withdrawal... And withdrawal withdrawal...
31st December 1982
THERE'S A SPIDER! I HATE SPIDERS! - Ha ha. I'll just flick him away. - WHANG! - Jon? Are you okay? ...Jon?
31st December 1983
fffff - POW! - I didn't know you were in the bag, Garfield. I was playing a trick on Odie. At least I died for a good cause.
31st December 1984
Hey, Garfield, get up. A new year is almost upon us! Great! Wake me next year. - Come on. I'm having a party tonight and I want you to be there. If you insist.
31st December 1985
Well, if this isn't RX-2, the talking scale. How are you today, felly? I'm depressed. - What could a scale possibly be depressed about? - How would you like to be stepped on every day and called a liar? - Good point.
31st December 1986
You guys will never guess what I found at the store. - PHONY THE TEETH! - HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! Let's bite him in the neck.
31st December 1987
Let's see. This year I've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps. - Oh, no! According to my figures I missed a nap in april and two in july! - Uh...Garfield? QUIET, MAN! I HAVE SOME SERIOUS CATCHING UP TO DO!
31st December 1988
A new year's resolution. - Eating will no longer be a vice of mine. - Henceforth, it will be a hobby.
31st December 1989
You know, Garfield, it's tough being the life of the party. You couldn't be the life of the party at a morgue. - Stand aside, Garfield. There's a wild and crazy new year's party out there with my name on it! Can I go, too? - Now while I'm busy being the life of the party, you sit in the corner and do whatever it is cats do. Yes, sir. - Hey, hey! Here comes "Mr. Party Animal"! - Hey, everybody! - Did anybody here order 2000 pepperoni pizzas?! - Who am I? And where did I get this rubber chicken? - Water balloons are four o'clock. - I love the way this chip dip squishes between my toes! Hey! Turn down those chain saws! - Are you here for the human sacrifice? We love your cat! Want him?
31st December 1990
Well, another year is almost under the belt. - And I've had 313 pretty good days. - The mondays sucked.
31st December 1991
- ABANDON SHIP!!! - THUD! Oops. Tide's out.
31st December 1992
- - What are you waiting for? Midnight.
31st December 1993
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! - December - ...eve!
31st December 1994
- ** fweeeeee - Happy new year.
31st December 1995
- You know, Garfield... - With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. - To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. - Do you hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!
31st December 1996
Garfield, it's almost midnight... - He's a real party animal. Z
31st December 1997
Dear friends, Well, the year is coming to a close, and what a year it was! - Uhhhhh.... - A year to end all years. Yessiree, what a year it was. Way to fill.
31st December 1998
5-4-3-2-1... - HAPPY NEW YEAR! going! - It's not official until the spider drops. Hi, mom!
31st December 1999
Testing: one...two... - BLAAT! - New year's eve sound check. Come closer...
31st December 2000
- Ten...nine... - eight...seven... - six...five... - four...three... - two...ONE... - Garfield, it's seven in the morning... Practice makes perfect! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
31st December 2001
Why can't I get a date for new year's eve, Garfield? - Why, why, why, why?! - WHY, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY ?!! Can you say "mature"?
31st December 2002
Not until midnight. - You gotta promise me. - C'mon, PROMISE! Oh, okay.
31st December 2003
- - You want to wear the hat for a while? I don't think I could do it justice.
31st December 2004
New year's eve... - And he's all dressed up with no place to go. - What a perfectly good waste of a perfectly bad suit.
31st December 2005
Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... - Rub it in, why don't you? - fweeeee
31st December 2006
- * I'm glad you could come over, Liz. Me too. - You're going to experience a real Arbuckle Family New Year's! 10...9...8... - 7...6...5... OK, get ready! - 4...3...2...1... Here it comes! - HAPPY NEW YEAR! Z
31st December 2007
FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE... - HAPPY NEW YEAR!! - You want a new year's kiss? That's animal abuse, lady.
31st December 2008
This year, I resolve to stay out of trouble... - Which will require effort, determination... - And being much sneakier.
31st December 2009
I wonder if anything is going on. - - Like a party I haven't been invited to.
31st December 2010
Look, Garfield! Mr. Barrow has his gorilla suit on! - Now he's climbing up the side of his house. - Here comes the banana dance. I'll watch just this once.
31st December 2011
- HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Woo hoo! So that explains the hats.
31st December 2012
Tonight we will all ring in new year with vigorous cardio workout! thump thump - bip bip beep boop boop boop boop bip - I'll get you for this. Hello? ...hello?
31st December 2013
There comes a time when you have to assess yourself... - I'm awesome! - I should have done that years ago.
31st December 2014
Mine is to not be so clumsy. - - THUD Resolutions are SO hard to keep.
31st December 2015
I didn't go shopping, Garfield. - We're having leftovers tonight. - What year do you prefer? I'm rather fond of 1978.
31st December 2016