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Garfield on 1st September 2019
1st September 2019

tap ** *** ** ** * * * * * * Never underestimate the power of a great playlist. **

Garfield on 2nd September 2019
2nd September 2019

I slept all day. Let's see... That's seven days in cat time.

Garfield on 3rd September 2019
3rd September 2019

Wow...I can hear the ocean. Good Wi-Fi on this beach!

Garfield on 4th September 2019
4th September 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, what is your philosophy of life?" Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. "As you walk along the road of life, remember to stop and sniff everything."

Garfield on 5th September 2019
5th September 2019

Ah, coach Jarrett. I'll never forget what he told me... "You have the upper-body strength of a 5-year-old". How motivating.

Garfield on 6th September 2019
6th September 2019

Am I annoying you? No. You sure? Yes. Wow, I'm really off my game.

Garfield on 7th September 2019
7th September 2019

Sometimes I wonder...is this all there is? ...is there more? Seriously, dude. I could go for seconds.

Garfield on 8th September 2019
8th September 2019

Welcome once again to "Dog Horror Theater" Tonights feature... "The Bath". snap! Oh, come on... It's not THAT scary!

Garfield on 9th September 2019
9th September 2019

Garfield, you should get more exercise. Some exercise. Any exercise. Does telling you to shut your piehole count?

Garfield on 10th September 2019
10th September 2019

I can't find my keays. Or my shoes. Or my pants. SNAP! Aaand there goes your dignity.

Garfield on 11th September 2019
11th September 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog..." "Jingle, jingle, jingle" "Signed, the car keys".

Garfield on 12th September 2019
12th September 2019

Greetings cat. I have decided to become a serious person. How was that? Pretty good, huh?! You had me there for a moment.

Garfield on 13th September 2019
13th September 2019

Let's bake cookies! SHOVE Nice idea!

Garfield on 14th September 2019
14th September 2019

KALE MUFFINS Care to talk about it? About the world coming to an end? No, thanks!

Garfield on 15th September 2019
15th September 2019

CAW! CAW! ROAAARRR! Lion. GRRRRRR! Tiger. HOWWWWL! Wofl. ARRRRRRRR! Bear. SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!! And my favorite... Hey! That's the video from the zoo! Jon with a lemur on his head. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Garfield on 16th September 2019
16th September 2019

Oh, no! The power grid is down! There's a power grid?

Garfield on 17th September 2019
17th September 2019

I'm going to swat you, spider! Whoa! This magazine is heavier than I expected. Amateur.

Garfield on 18th September 2019
18th September 2019

Okay, Odie, pick a card. ...any card. There's only one! How hard can it be?! ...says the human to the dog.

Garfield on 19th September 2019
19th September 2019

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM You're too fat. You're just jealous of my new freight elevator.

Garfield on 20th September 2019
20th September 2019

Hey, Arlene. "Oh, Arlene, you look so beautiful" Uh...was I supposed to say that? Oh, forget it! What's the line again?

Garfield on 21st September 2019
21st September 2019

It's time to lose weight and get into shape. Now it's too late.

Garfield on 22nd September 2019
22nd September 2019

Garfield! Look, Garfield! This calendar is filled with pictures of cats doing cute things! Cute like this? Or this? gweek gweek Anything along these lines? FRRT FRRT FRRT FRRT If not, those aren't real cats. Never mind. They'reACTORS!

Garfield on 23rd September 2019
23rd September 2019

Oh, sure... This may not look hard... But you try cramming this much nothing into a day.

Garfield on 24th September 2019
24th September 2019

Do you think I spend too much time staring at my phone? Considering that it's not on, yes.

Garfield on 25th September 2019
25th September 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, what should I feed my dog to make him smarter?" I'll take this one, Odie. Cat food.

Garfield on 26th September 2019
26th September 2019

BURP! ECHO POINT BURP! Excuse me. I didn't say that!

Garfield on 27th September 2019
27th September 2019

Garfield on 28th September 2019
28th September 2019

YAWN Sleepy, huh? No. That was my "You're boring" yawn.

Garfield on 29th September 2019
29th September 2019

Hmmmm... Snack time. Empty! Aha!

Garfield on 30th September 2019
30th September 2019

Jon is a fun guy. Who's up for a sneezing contest?! I hate fun people.

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