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Garfield on 1st October 2019
1st October 2019

I'm a take-charge kind of guy. - *DING-DONG* - What should we do? Revel in the irony of the moment?

Garfield on 2nd October 2019
2nd October 2019

- GAH! - I never should have taught him that.

Garfield on 3rd October 2019
3rd October 2019

BURP! - Whoa! Was that thunder?! - No, that was me. Cool! Do lightning.

Garfield on 4th October 2019
4th October 2019

If the world were to end today... WHAT?! - It IS?! - I said, "if"! Stop hugging your accordion!

Garfield on 5th October 2019
5th October 2019

Look at that beautiful sunset! - Okay. - It's over there. Tell it to move.

Garfield on 6th October 2019
6th October 2019

YAWN - What kind of nap should I do today? The Doily? Nah... - The Ball? Nah... - The Laptop Layout? Nah... - The Sock-Drawer Snooze? Naaaah... - I guess it's true what they say... - You just can't beat the classics!

Garfield on 7th October 2019
7th October 2019

Listen to this... - They say chewing gum on a diet helps prevent hunger. Really? - I find chewing bacon works even better.

Garfield on 8th October 2019
8th October 2019

It's a beautiful day outside. - It's a beautiful day in the kitchen! - Now it's raining. It's always a beautiful day in the kitchen.

Garfield on 9th October 2019
9th October 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, what kind of dog are you anyway?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - A hockey fan.

Garfield on 10th October 2019
10th October 2019

check out my menacing Glare - - No, no, wait. I think I can do it better. No, that was pretty scary.

Garfield on 11th October 2019
11th October 2019

This is my house, Arlene. - - Who's that? Oh, just some stray I took in.

Garfield on 12th October 2019
12th October 2019

Pooky is great. - - But not THAT great.

Garfield on 13th October 2019
13th October 2019

Ahhhhhh... - BURP! - That's for the main course... - BURP BURP BURP - The three side dishes... - burp - And the after-dinner mint.

Garfield on 14th October 2019
14th October 2019

And here's the weather forecast. - I won't say the weather is bad, but... - There's no point of getting out of bed. YES!

Garfield on 15th October 2019
15th October 2019

Hello! - I'm Benny the Balloon Animal. - You look a little overinflated yourself. Go hug a cactus.

Garfield on 16th October 2019
16th October 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog, what beverage goes best with dog food? - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Seriously? - A cold bottle of sparkling toilet water?

Garfield on 17th October 2019
17th October 2019

Look at the fluffy kitty... - She's staring at you. - It means "I love you". Actually it means "If you were smaller, I'd eat you".

Garfield on 18th October 2019
18th October 2019

How long until dinner, Liz? - As soon as the broccoli is done. - How long does it take for broccoli to cook? Hopefully long enough for the pizza to get here.

Garfield on 19th October 2019
19th October 2019

And the heroic dog... - Has saved the day! - Must not have been much of a day. click

Garfield on 20th October 2019
20th October 2019

- Wooooo!... - I am the ghost of a hamburger that you ate! - - Wooooo!... munch munch - I am the gost of a gost of a hamburger that you ate! - OH, COME ON!

Garfield on 21st October 2019
21st October 2019

Hey... - I have nothing to do. - Need any help?

Garfield on 22nd October 2019
22nd October 2019

- You aren't bothering me with your staring. - YAAAAAHHHH!!

Garfield on 23rd October 2019
23rd October 2019

We now return th "Cat Horror Theater". - Z - Wake up, Fluffy! YAAAHH

Garfield on 24th October 2019
24th October 2019

OW! That's my eye! Sorry. - OW! That's my OTHER eye! Sorry. - We'll return the "The Invisible Man Gets a Tattoo" OW!

Garfield on 25th October 2019
25th October 2019

I've DONE it Igor! Done what, master? - I've attached the brain of a pig to a beanpole! - What IS it. master? Me, in high school!

Garfield on 26th October 2019
26th October 2019

Oooh! A worm! - Oooh! A bird! -

Garfield on 27th October 2019
27th October 2019

Ugggghhh... - Errrrggghhh... - - - CARVE CARVE CARVE CARVE CARVE CARVE CARVE CARVE - - -

Garfield on 28th October 2019
28th October 2019

General, here comes The Great Mutant Puppies! - We have to protect the city! But how, sir? - Cover everything! That's a LOT of newspaper.

Garfield on 29th October 2019
29th October 2019

My creation is alive! - Now, speak! Speak! Bark! Bark! - Igooooor? Where did you get that braaaain? Igor's in big trouble.

Garfield on 30th October 2019
30th October 2019

And now back to "The Wolfman's Job Interview". - So, Mr. Talbot, do you have any special skills? - On a full moon, I can sit and roll over. Sounds like management material.

Garfield on 31st October 2019
31st October 2019

Uh... - Hang on. - Boo. You had to write that down?

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