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1st October 2019
I'm a take-charge kind of guy. *DING-DONG* What should we do? Revel in the irony of the moment?
2nd October 2019
GAH! I never should have taught him that.
3rd October 2019
BURP! Whoa! Was that thunder?! No, that was me. Cool! Do lightning.
4th October 2019
If the world were to end today... WHAT?! It IS?! I said, "if"! Stop hugging your accordion!
5th October 2019
Look at that beautiful sunset! Okay. It's over there. Tell it to move.
6th October 2019
YAWN What kind of nap should I do today? The Doily? Nah... The Ball? Nah... The Laptop Layout? Nah... The Sock-Drawer Snooze? Naaaah... I guess it's true what they say... You just can't beat the classics!
7th October 2019
Listen to this... They say chewing gum on a diet helps prevent hunger. Really? I find chewing bacon works even better.
8th October 2019
It's a beautiful day outside. It's a beautiful day in the kitchen! Now it's raining. It's always a beautiful day in the kitchen.
9th October 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, what kind of dog are you anyway?" Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! A hockey fan.
10th October 2019
check out my menacing Glare No, no, wait. I think I can do it better. No, that was pretty scary.
11th October 2019
This is my house, Arlene. Who's that? Oh, just some stray I took in.
12th October 2019
Pooky is great. But not THAT great.
13th October 2019
Ahhhhhh... BURP! That's for the main course... BURP BURP BURP The three side dishes... burp And the after-dinner mint.
14th October 2019
And here's the weather forecast. I won't say the weather is bad, but... There's no point of getting out of bed. YES!
15th October 2019
Hello! I'm Benny the Balloon Animal. You look a little overinflated yourself. Go hug a cactus.
16th October 2019
"Dear Ask a Dog, what beverage goes best with dog food? Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Seriously? A cold bottle of sparkling toilet water?
17th October 2019
Look at the fluffy kitty... She's staring at you. It means "I love you". Actually it means "If you were smaller, I'd eat you".
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