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Garfield on 1st October 2019
1st October 2019

I'm a take-charge kind of guy. *DING-DONG* What should we do? Revel in the irony of the moment?

Garfield on 2nd October 2019
2nd October 2019

GAH! I never should have taught him that.

Garfield on 3rd October 2019
3rd October 2019

BURP! Whoa! Was that thunder?! No, that was me. Cool! Do lightning.

Garfield on 4th October 2019
4th October 2019

If the world were to end today... WHAT?! It IS?! I said, "if"! Stop hugging your accordion!

Garfield on 5th October 2019
5th October 2019

Look at that beautiful sunset! Okay. It's over there. Tell it to move.

Garfield on 6th October 2019
6th October 2019

YAWN What kind of nap should I do today? The Doily? Nah... The Ball? Nah... The Laptop Layout? Nah... The Sock-Drawer Snooze? Naaaah... I guess it's true what they say... You just can't beat the classics!

Garfield on 7th October 2019
7th October 2019

Listen to this... They say chewing gum on a diet helps prevent hunger. Really? I find chewing bacon works even better.

Garfield on 8th October 2019
8th October 2019

It's a beautiful day outside. It's a beautiful day in the kitchen! Now it's raining. It's always a beautiful day in the kitchen.

Garfield on 9th October 2019
9th October 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, what kind of dog are you anyway?" Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! A hockey fan.

Garfield on 10th October 2019
10th October 2019

check out my menacing Glare No, no, wait. I think I can do it better. No, that was pretty scary.

Garfield on 11th October 2019
11th October 2019

This is my house, Arlene. Who's that? Oh, just some stray I took in.

Garfield on 12th October 2019
12th October 2019

Pooky is great. But not THAT great.

Garfield on 13th October 2019
13th October 2019

Ahhhhhh... BURP! That's for the main course... BURP BURP BURP The three side dishes... burp And the after-dinner mint.

Garfield on 14th October 2019
14th October 2019

And here's the weather forecast. I won't say the weather is bad, but... There's no point of getting out of bed. YES!

Garfield on 15th October 2019
15th October 2019

Hello! I'm Benny the Balloon Animal. You look a little overinflated yourself. Go hug a cactus.

Garfield on 16th October 2019
16th October 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog, what beverage goes best with dog food? Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Seriously? A cold bottle of sparkling toilet water?

Garfield on 17th October 2019
17th October 2019

Look at the fluffy kitty... She's staring at you. It means "I love you". Actually it means "If you were smaller, I'd eat you".

Garfield on 18th October 2019
18th October 2019

Garfield on 19th October 2019
19th October 2019

Garfield on 20th October 2019
20th October 2019

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