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Garfield on 1st November 2019
1st November 2019

Purrr That was a great meal. - Such a large menu. And such interesting combinations. - We must come back. My compliments to the dumpster!

Garfield on 2nd November 2019
2nd November 2019

They say diet an exercise are good for you. - But there's something I want to know... - Who is this "they", and why don't they keep their opinions for themselves?!

Garfield on 3rd November 2019
3rd November 2019

- BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Hmf! - WHAP! - -

Garfield on 4th November 2019
4th November 2019

I wonder what day it is? - - Well, duh.

Garfield on 5th November 2019
5th November 2019

Remember, kids... - Always give 100 percent! - Um, except when donating blood. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Garfield on 6th November 2019
6th November 2019

Hey, ugly dog! - Made you look! - BARK! BARK! BARK! I'm writing material for the squirrel.

Garfield on 7th November 2019
7th November 2019

I got one of those robot vacuums. - WWWRRRRRRRRR - You mean the "mouse shuttle"?

Garfield on 8th November 2019
8th November 2019

When I met Liz, all my dreams came true! - - Except the ones where I talk to ferrets. You'll survive.

Garfield on 9th November 2019
9th November 2019

Irma, what's today's breakfast special? - The triple-bypass burrito. - Here's the waiver to sign. No risk, no reward.

Garfield on 10th November 2019
10th November 2019

Z tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity - Z tappity tappity tappity tappity DING! - WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOU WON! - BOOT! - - - tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity

Garfield on 11th November 2019
11th November 2019

I'm not a morning person. - And, come to think of it... - I'm not actually a person.

Garfield on 12th November 2019
12th November 2019

Remember... - If you can't say something nice... - Say something sarcastic.

Garfield on 13th November 2019
13th November 2019

HOW CAN I HELP YOU? - Bark! Bark! Bark! - BARK? BARK? I've completely lost respect for technology.

Garfield on 14th November 2019
14th November 2019

Hmmm...nothing interesting outside. - "Why?" You may ask. - Because I'm inside!

Garfield on 15th November 2019
15th November 2019

I have bad days... - I have good days... - And, I have GREAT days!

Garfield on 16th November 2019
16th November 2019

Don't worry! I've got everything under control! - - YAAAAAAHHH!!

Garfield on 17th November 2019
17th November 2019

- Let's go do something. okay. - Come on. Coming. - I'm at the door! Be right there. - Let's go! Almost ready. - - Z On my way.

Garfield on 18th November 2019
18th November 2019

Garfield, have you ever wanted to travel in space? - ---like, to visit Venus? Venus?! Seriously?! - WHER eMONDAYS LAST 2,802 HOURS?!!!

Garfield on 19th November 2019
19th November 2019

Why is iot you squirrels don't have to get vaccinations and wear collars like house pets do? - Because we're wild animals, baby. - That doesn't mean you can't occasionally comb your tail!

Garfield on 20th November 2019
20th November 2019

Odie, you're very good at being a dog. - - Like that's a compliment.

Garfield on 21st November 2019
21st November 2019

"So the cat pounced..." - "And finally caught the little red dot!" - "But then itt vanished again". That thing is EVIL.

Garfield on 22nd November 2019
22nd November 2019

I will always protect you, Arlene. - From what? - Glazed donuts.

Garfield on 23rd November 2019
23rd November 2019

You know how sometimes you go out and leave me alone, and I walk araoun the house and shred things and eat out of the refrigerator? - - Hint, hint.

Garfield on 24th November 2019
24th November 2019

- - - - - - I don't think the turkey needs a cheerleader. It couldn't hurt.

Garfield on 25th November 2019
25th November 2019

Walking is good for you. - - Very good.

Garfield on 26th November 2019
26th November 2019

My head says "Excercise". - But my gut says "Cake". - Always listen to your gut! Red velvet cake with three scoops of ice cream, please.

Garfield on 27th November 2019
27th November 2019

"Sizzle, sizzle, pop!" - "Sizzle, sizzle, pop! Pop! Pop!" - "And they all ate happily ever after" I just love the sory of the Bacon Fairy!

Garfield on 28th November 2019
28th November 2019

Garfield, it's November... - What are you doing with the kiddie pool? - Are you talking about my gravy boat?

Garfield on 29th November 2019
29th November 2019

Sigh... - I'm so grateful that Liz is my girlfriend. - I sent her a thank you card. - I sent her a sympathy card.

Garfield on 30th November 2019
30th November 2019

BURP - BURP - BURRRRP Who says the art of conversation is dead?

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