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Garfield on 1st May 2019
1st May 2019

I feel safer knowing there's a dog in the house. Protecting us from bad bones.

Garfield on 2nd May 2019
2nd May 2019

Hey... We're like before-and-after pictures. Shut up.

Garfield on 3rd May 2019
3rd May 2019

Do you think I'd make a good cowboy? What if a horse steps on your foot? Oh... Well, do you think I'd make a good ballet dancer? Not with that limp.

Garfield on 4th May 2019
4th May 2019

Eat healthy, people! And avoid snacks. Snacks are mine.

Garfield on 5th May 2019
5th May 2019

Hey, Garfield! Look, Garfield! I found my old answering machine, and the tape is still in it! Let's listen to all of my old messages! click SOB Ah, memories.

Garfield on 6th May 2019
6th May 2019

YAWN How's your morning? The commute wasn't too bad.

Garfield on 7th May 2019
7th May 2019

"Leftovers: noun..." "Food remaining uneaten at the end of a meal." See? It IS a word. Fascinating.

Garfield on 8th May 2019
8th May 2019

A recent study revealed that four out of five dogs are profoundly stupid. The fifth is profoundly ugly.

Garfield on 9th May 2019
9th May 2019

*PING! *PING! *PING! *PING! GARFIELD! Would you stop posting those pictures?! Hey, that litter box isn't going to clean itself, pal.

Garfield on 10th May 2019
10th May 2019

Dinner ideas? Let's see... A couple of pizzas, donuts, lasagna, some garlic bread... And whatever you're having, of course. Of course.

Garfield on 11th May 2019
11th May 2019

That new coffee place opened. Their sizes are huge! I got the Cafe Colossal! I got the mother of the Cafe Colossal.

Garfield on 12th May 2019
12th May 2019

Garfield! Dinner! SHOOP! GULP! SHOOP! THAT'S IT?! BURP! There we go.

Garfield on 13th May 2019
13th May 2019

Today I'm introducing a new feature. I call it "Look at the Handsome Cat".

Garfield on 14th May 2019
14th May 2019

You know what's interesting? What? Those little villages made out of toothpicks! You know who's dull?

Garfield on 15th May 2019
15th May 2019


Garfield on 16th May 2019
16th May 2019

They say to avoid burping, you should drink slowly. gluk gluk gluk gluk BURP! Or you can just ler 'er rip!

Garfield on 17th May 2019
17th May 2019

Purr Aww! Purr Nice try.

Garfield on 18th May 2019
18th May 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog..." "Do you bite?" Hmmm Bark? Bark? No, this letter is not from a steak.

Garfield on 19th May 2019
19th May 2019

Let me guess... You want me to throw that stick, right? SWISH All right...fetch the stick, boy! Ha! I faked him out! How gullible can you get? Poor Odie. Poor, dumb Odie. GARFIELD

Garfield on 20th May 2019
20th May 2019

The world is my oyster. No, that's not it... The world is my pizza!

Garfield on 21st May 2019
21st May 2019

Garfield on 22nd May 2019
22nd May 2019

Z a-HEM Oh, sorry. BARK BARK BARK BARK Good help is so hard to find.

Garfield on 23rd May 2019
23rd May 2019

Cats are adorable. No? How about now?

Garfield on 24th May 2019
24th May 2019

We should do something. You bet. But we won't. Becaaause?... We're cats. High five!

Garfield on 25th May 2019
25th May 2019

My cookies are made with a secret ingredient. What is it? It's a SECRET, you dipwad! You don't mess with grandma.

Garfield on 26th May 2019
26th May 2019

Hey, Garfield! Let's do something! We could take a walk! Fly a kite! Learn to knit! Plant a garden! Or you can ignore everything I say. Yeah, let's do that one.

Garfield on 27th May 2019
27th May 2019

Sometimes in the morning... I like to go for a walk. Get off my face! On my way to breakfast.

Garfield on 28th May 2019
28th May 2019

I am NOT cleaning that up! Yeah, I like it, too.

Garfield on 29th May 2019
29th May 2019

kick Pavlov was right.

Garfield on 30th May 2019
30th May 2019

Once I set my mind on something... Did you hear that?! Now, what was I talking about? Cheesecake.

Garfield on 31st May 2019
31st May 2019

Arlene... Someday I'll take you away from all of this. But I like it here. Whew!

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