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Garfield on 1st March 2019
1st March 2019

I had a bad night last night. Oh, so did I. - A dog chased me up a tree. How about you? - I spent the whole night not getting any sleep, what with all the barking and screaming going on.

Garfield on 2nd March 2019
2nd March 2019

- blink - Pooky has never lost a staring contest.

Garfield on 3rd March 2019
3rd March 2019

- - - - - POIT POIT -

Garfield on 4th March 2019
4th March 2019

I like to think before I act. - - And think and think and think...

Garfield on 5th March 2019
5th March 2019

I'm going to read a book a day! - Wow, this is long. Maybe a book a week. - Oh, forget it. I'll go see a movie based on a book. Or just watch the trailer.

Garfield on 6th March 2019
6th March 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog, who's stronger? Cats or dogs?" - HUHHHHHHHHHHHH - Dogs, but only if you count their breath.

Garfield on 7th March 2019
7th March 2019

- SHOOP! - Thought I heard a can opener.

Garfield on 8th March 2019
8th March 2019

I'm a serious man, Liz. - Your clown nose fell off. - Like I was saying... Let's change the subject, shall we?

Garfield on 9th March 2019
9th March 2019

I can speak most animal languages. - Although my squirrel is a little rusty. - chitter chitter chitter Say what?

Garfield on 10th March 2019
10th March 2019

- - - - HOO HOO HOO HOO - That's not for us. The people next door ordered pizza. - What a waste of perfectly good happy dance.

Garfield on 11th March 2019
11th March 2019

- - Am I boring? Only when you talk.

Garfield on 12th March 2019
12th March 2019

Why does everyone spend so much time on their phones? - Let me look that up. tap tap - tap tap While you're at it, look up "irony".

Garfield on 13th March 2019
13th March 2019

Garfield on 14th March 2019
14th March 2019

Cats sense when something bad is going to happen. - Know why? - Because we're usually the cause of it.

Garfield on 15th March 2019
15th March 2019

Liz, your eyes are lovely. - Why, yes, they are lovely. - Do you MIND?! And your eyes look a little grumpy.

Garfield on 16th March 2019
16th March 2019

A word of advice, Garfield... - Just because you see somebody do something in a movie... - Doesn't mean YOU can do it. Why are you limping?

Garfield on 17th March 2019
17th March 2019

ME! - - Have fun at the fabric store.

Garfield on 18th March 2019
18th March 2019

Wake up, Garfield! - This book has 1001 boredom busters! Poor Jon... - Boredom Buster Number One... "Make a dollhouse out of a shoebox"? He means well.

Garfield on 19th March 2019
19th March 2019

He thought he was prett clever... - Thought he could outsmart me. But I tracked him down. - Back to the sock drawer, mister! "Here Lies Jon Arbuckle: he was smarter than a sock".

Garfield on 20th March 2019
20th March 2019

I appreciate beauty. - Ta-dah! - Genuine beauty doesn't have to "ta-dah!" I heard that!

Garfield on 21st March 2019
21st March 2019

It's warm out. - - Great. Now I'm cold.

Garfield on 22nd March 2019
22nd March 2019

I made salad, spinach casserole and steamed asparagus! - - And cookies! zip! Chocolate chips? zip! With sprinkles?!

Garfield on 23rd March 2019
23rd March 2019

Could you please stop shedding? - Certainly! - I'll put that on my schedule for next october.

Garfield on 24th March 2019
24th March 2019

WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? - Call Liz. CALLING FIZZ. - No, call LIZ. CALLING WHIZ. - NO...look, call Doctor Wilson. CALLING DOCTOR THRILLSOME - NO!! NEVER MIND!! - RIIINNNG RIIINNNG - YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAILBOX OF LORENZO NEVERMIND

Garfield on 25th March 2019
25th March 2019

What a nice day. - I imagine... - Why don't you open your eyes? Why chance it?

Garfield on 26th March 2019
26th March 2019

I was on the debate team. - I even won my first debate! - Actually, my opponent forfeited when I started to cry. Pathetic, yet effective.

Garfield on 27th March 2019
27th March 2019

You want me to throw the ball? - Hang on. - Okay, I'm ready.

Garfield on 28th March 2019
28th March 2019

BEWARE OF CAT Whoa... - Watch out, people. - I might just criticize your wardrobe.

Garfield on 29th March 2019
29th March 2019

Liz, your eyes are like... - Um...like...like... - Like round, squishy balls that you see through. And they say romance is dead.

Garfield on 30th March 2019
30th March 2019

My uncle Iggy died. - It was tragic. - He ate so much cheese that he exploded. Hey, isn't that how we all want to go?

Garfield on 31st March 2019
31st March 2019

- - - - - - All I did was ask him if he wanted to go for a ride in the car. How does he do that ceiling thing?

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