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Garfield on 1st June 2019
1st June 2019

I seriously doubt that Garfield is conspiring against you. Oh, good. That puts my mind at ease. Unless I told her to say that.

Garfield on 2nd June 2019
2nd June 2019

phhhhhtttbbb! nyah nyah nyah kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss Stupid dog! WAIT! Stupis doggy door! slap! slap! slap! slap!

Garfield on 3rd June 2019
3rd June 2019

I couldn't eat another byte. There's a sentence I've never said before.

Garfield on 4th June 2019
4th June 2019

Time for your performance review, Jon. Oh, my... This might be a good time to bribe me with some treats.

Garfield on 5th June 2019
5th June 2019

We should join forces. To do what? Uh... Nothing? I'm in!

Garfield on 6th June 2019
6th June 2019

There's a key to getting down from a tree. SNAP! It's called gravity.

Garfield on 7th June 2019
7th June 2019

Liz, may I call you "baby"? I'd rather you didn't. Oh. That goes double for me.

Garfield on 8th June 2019
8th June 2019

Forgive and forget. Or, as we cats say... Hold a grudge and plot your revenge.

Garfield on 9th June 2019
9th June 2019

DIP *** When the kiddie pool is warm, the world is a beautiful place.

Garfield on 10th June 2019
10th June 2019

Time to take a brisk walk! What are you doing? Taking the "brisk" out of "walk".

Garfield on 11th June 2019
11th June 2019

Yikes. The world is nuts! Not on my corner of it.

Garfield on 12th June 2019
12th June 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog..." "If you're so smart, how come somebody has to read you the questions?" Grrr! That's a good one.

Garfield on 13th June 2019
13th June 2019

My birthday is creeping up on me. I can feel it. Or, maybe I'm just being paranoid. -

Garfield on 14th June 2019
14th June 2019

How many of us birthday candles will you be needing on your cake this year? 41. 41, you say... ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US EXTINCT?!!!

Garfield on 15th June 2019
15th June 2019

You're gonna be 41? Boy, that's OLD. No, it isn't. Do they still let you drive? Leave me alone.

Garfield on 16th June 2019
16th June 2019

tick PERSONAL INFORMATION: PLEASE COMPLETE ALL FIELDS tick YEAR BORN 2019...2014 scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll Forget it.

Garfield on 17th June 2019
17th June 2019

That was his "I know someone who has a birthday coming up" look. And this is my "Yeah, yeah, don't remind me" look.

Garfield on 18th June 2019
18th June 2019

I wish people would quit reminding me about my birthday, I SAID...

Garfield on 19th June 2019
19th June 2019

GARFIELD BOOT! Best birthday present EVER!

Garfield on 20th June 2019
20th June 2019

How does it feel to be old? I am NOT old! Sorry...I'll rephrase the question. Thank you. How does it feel to be in massiv denial?

Garfield on 21st June 2019
21st June 2019

Pets are nice. That's so true. Jon, we've decided to keep you.

Garfield on 22nd June 2019
22nd June 2019

Coming up next... on Fantasy Theater... "The Hard-Working Cat" Weird.

Garfield on 23rd June 2019
23rd June 2019

Garfield on 24th June 2019
24th June 2019

Sometimes I let my ind wander... That's as close as I get to exercise.

Garfield on 25th June 2019
25th June 2019

* * ** * Nice. Dinner and a show.

Garfield on 26th June 2019
26th June 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, do you bury bones in your backyard?" "If so, where exactly?" Nice try, Mrs. Feeny's dog!

Garfield on 27th June 2019
27th June 2019

Sometimes I amaze myself. Other times I'm flat-out awestruck.

Garfield on 28th June 2019
28th June 2019

I can't make our date tonight, Arlene. But I have someone who can fill in. Not much of a talker, but he's a lot cuter than Garfield. I heard that!

Garfield on 29th June 2019
29th June 2019

Contrary to popular belief... Sometimes last is best... The last donut, the last cookie, the last chip...

Garfield on 30th June 2019
30th June 2019

BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT You're out of toilet paper.

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