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Garfield on 1st July 2019
1st July 2019

Sometimes I'm asleep... And sometimes I'm awake... WISHING I was asleep.

Garfield on 2nd July 2019
2nd July 2019

Garfield, you need to do something. We have a big mice problem. Really? According to the mice, we have a big Jon problem.

Garfield on 3rd July 2019
3rd July 2019

What's new, Odie? Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Can't you just say "Oh, nothing much" like everybody else? Bark!

Garfield on 4th July 2019
4th July 2019

Hungry, Garfield? What's that got to do with anything?

Garfield on 5th July 2019
5th July 2019

Listen, Arlene! * They're playing our song! ** * ** ** * That's an ice cream truck. I'm getting all misty here.

Garfield on 6th July 2019
6th July 2019

The world is coming to an end! And, once again, the world is saved by a cup of coffee.

Garfield on 7th July 2019
7th July 2019

Yeah, I still got it. *

Garfield on 8th July 2019
8th July 2019

"What's the use?" I like to start my day with a demotivational thought.

Garfield on 9th July 2019
9th July 2019

I'm not calling a plumber this time, Garfield. drip drip drip drip Ho boy... All you need is the right tool. drip drip drip drip With the right too, Jon can break anything.

Garfield on 10th July 2019
10th July 2019

Look at that. Odie is digging a hole. That can't be good for the rug.

Garfield on 11th July 2019
11th July 2019

This movie looks interesting. But it has subtitles. Boooring. It's about dog-eating komodo dragons. I'll pop the popcorn.

Garfield on 12th July 2019
12th July 2019

Garfield, I've decided to grow a beard! It'll make me more manly. boop bip boop Hi, Liz...uh, honey, I have this idea... Ask nicely, Mr. Manly.

Garfield on 13th July 2019
13th July 2019

Hey, Garfield, the delivery guy just told me this is the fifteen-thousandth pizza we've ordered! Hmmmm By golly, he's right.

Garfield on 14th July 2019
14th July 2019

Get in, Garfield! Jon, Jon, Jon... One does not simply "get in" a kiddie pool... One must make a splash!

Garfield on 15th July 2019
15th July 2019

Remember, people... Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have stitches.

Garfield on 16th July 2019
16th July 2019

We're awfully good at this.

Garfield on 17th July 2019
17th July 2019

"Dear Ask a Dog, what qualifies you to guard a house?" BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! It seems unlikely that it would be your big muscles.

Garfield on 18th July 2019
18th July 2019

It's too bad that cute isn't contagious. Why would you say tha... HEY!

Garfield on 19th July 2019
19th July 2019

This is a donut. Stop eating donuts. This is a carrot.

Garfield on 20th July 2019
20th July 2019

Where have you been? Fishing. Fishing? Yup. Got a can opener?

Garfield on 21st July 2019
21st July 2019

Garfield on 22nd July 2019
22nd July 2019

I * I * I * ->

Garfield on 23rd July 2019
23rd July 2019

Ah, Mary Beth Skeevers. She really liked me. She had an unusual skin condition. Those earrings really bring out her scales.

Garfield on 24th July 2019
24th July 2019

Odie's very smart. His brain is in perfect shape. Becaus eit's never been used.

Garfield on 25th July 2019
25th July 2019

I'm thinking about getting a new car. An ice cream truck? Check out the giant fudge pop on the roof!

Garfield on 26th July 2019
26th July 2019

Would you be surprised to learn I was a superhero? Very, very, very, very, very, very surprised. that's a lot of verys! Not nearly enough.

Garfield on 27th July 2019
27th July 2019

I enjoy the classics. Ah, yes... A 1940 first edition "All-Butter Cookbook".We should think of something to do. And then NOT do it. How is that different from any other date? The thinking!

Garfield on 28th July 2019
28th July 2019

Garfield on 29th July 2019
29th July 2019

I'm planning my menu for the week. Let's see, what do I want to eat? How abouuuut... EVERYTHING!

Garfield on 30th July 2019
30th July 2019

Have you ever been in a storm where it's blowing so hard the rain comes sideways? GISSSSHHHH Can't say as I have.

Garfield on 31st July 2019
31st July 2019

Yup. I'm the good-looking one.

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