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Garfield on 1st August 2019
1st August 2019

tap tap tap - - You eat too fast. You feed too slow.

Garfield on 2nd August 2019
2nd August 2019

Arlene, when it comes to looks, charm and wit, you have no competition. - Garfield! Dinner! Gotta go! - Now if I could only compete with that belly of his.

Garfield on 3rd August 2019
3rd August 2019

A penny for your thoughts. - For MY thoughts? - A penny isn't much. Overpriced, I'd say.

Garfield on 4th August 2019
4th August 2019

- I'm starting my diet today. - And rule on of dieting... - tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic - *DING-DONG* - Never start a diet on an empty stomach!

Garfield on 5th August 2019
5th August 2019

- Three minutes and forty-five seconds. - That's how long your diet lasted. A NEW RECORD!

Garfield on 6th August 2019
6th August 2019

I always finish what I start. - - And what Jon starts as well. Get away from my steak.

Garfield on 7th August 2019
7th August 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, what makes you such an expert?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - There's no such thing as a dog university.

Garfield on 8th August 2019
8th August 2019

Greetings, earthlings... - We come in peace... - Take us to your theme parks! That explains the Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops.

Garfield on 9th August 2019
9th August 2019

Too bad we didn't meet in high school, Liz. - I could have asked you to the prom. - Would you have said yes? Um... I think she was flossing her cat that night.

Garfield on 10th August 2019
10th August 2019

Nice day. - A gnat just flew up my nose! - Unless you're a gnat.

Garfield on 11th August 2019
11th August 2019

Hey, Garfield! - I can make myself disappear. Watch! - - - -

Garfield on 12th August 2019
12th August 2019

ah, napping... - Or, as I like to call it... - Pressing life's pause button.

Garfield on 13th August 2019
13th August 2019

Garfield, remember what Franklin Roosevelt said... - "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". - I bet Franklin never had to stare down month-old sauerkraut.

Garfield on 14th August 2019
14th August 2019

Z - BARK! - Worst alarm clock ever.

Garfield on 15th August 2019
15th August 2019

Excuse me. - Is the ice age over? Yes. - Woo-hoo! Party! These pepperoni-and-deep-fried-cheese dreams are the weirdest.

Garfield on 16th August 2019
16th August 2019

I like this new tea.flavored coffee. - Why don't you just drink tea? - Jon? Logic has that effect on him.

Garfield on 17th August 2019
17th August 2019

purr purr purr - purr purr purr - Latest issue of "Yarn Enthusiast".

Garfield on 18th August 2019
18th August 2019

hummmmmmmmmm - hummmmmmmmmm - hummmmmm-BWEEEP! - BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEEEEEEEEEP! - dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig - Ah-HA! Uh-oh. - MY aCCORDION! I TOLD you to bury it deeper.

Garfield on 19th August 2019
19th August 2019

Hello, Weekend! - BLINK! - Hello, Monday.

Garfield on 20th August 2019
20th August 2019

I am a house cat. - - Otherwise known as a sunbeam devotee.

Garfield on 21st August 2019
21st August 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog, am I wrong to feed my dog fattening snacks?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - Yes. Those should go to the cat.

Garfield on 22nd August 2019
22nd August 2019

We mice are pretty sneaky, you know. - Oh, I don't know about that. - Says who?

Garfield on 23rd August 2019
23rd August 2019

I'm not in a bad mood. - But I look like I am. Me, too. - It's fun being a cat. Oh, yeah.

Garfield on 24th August 2019
24th August 2019

- I've got an eye on you. I've got an eye on YOU. - This is disturbing. I was going to say "weird".

Garfield on 25th August 2019
25th August 2019

Hhhhhh... - Let's see...what should I have today? - CLOP CLOP CLOP - CLOP CLOP CLOP - Ah, yes! A nice 2014 red! - CLOP CLOP CLOP Every cat should have his own yarn cellar.

Garfield on 26th August 2019
26th August 2019

Should I get out of bed this morning? - We're out of coffee, but we do have a lovely lavender herbal tea! - That would be a "nope".

Garfield on 27th August 2019
27th August 2019

Happy tuesday! - Tuesday! - It feels more like monday, the sequel.

Garfield on 28th August 2019
28th August 2019

What do dogs have that cats don't? - - A built-in humidifier.

Garfield on 29th August 2019
29th August 2019

Sigh... - Such memories... - I'll never forget high school. Also known as "The Wedgie Years".

Garfield on 30th August 2019
30th August 2019

I've been working out! That's great. - High five! - I can't. Today was arm day.

Garfield on 31st August 2019
31st August 2019

The secret to losing weight is not eating less... - And it's not exercise... - It's setting the scale back five pounds!

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