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Garfield on 1st April 2019
1st April 2019

I'm not always sarcastic. - - Sometimes I'm asleep.

Garfield on 2nd April 2019
2nd April 2019

If I were an astronomer... - I could discover a new planet. And they'd name it after me! "Planet Dipward".

Garfield on 3rd April 2019
3rd April 2019

Odie is trying to be more like me. Z - Z - I'd lose the tail wag there, pal. Z

Garfield on 4th April 2019
4th April 2019

- - My new place isn't quite finished. Ah.

Garfield on 5th April 2019
5th April 2019

Where do chicken wings come from? - The oven. - Not chickens? Chickens have ovens?

Garfield on 6th April 2019
6th April 2019

Nothing lasts forever. - Diet cat food. - It just seems that way.

Garfield on 7th April 2019
7th April 2019

- Come on, Garfield. Put a smile on your face! Sure... - How about the salesman smile? - The smug smile? - The fake smile? Or the vicory smile! - Stop smiling! I thought you'd never ask.

Garfield on 8th April 2019
8th April 2019

I like to think I make the world a better place in which to... - SNORE - sleep.

Garfield on 9th April 2019
9th April 2019

I've decided to give back to the world. - But first... - I'm going to take a bunch of stuff.

Garfield on 10th April 2019
10th April 2019

- LOOK, Odie! -

Garfield on 11th April 2019
11th April 2019

Here's when mom was on her knitting binge. - She knitted sweaters for everyone in the family. - And then for the chickens. The rhinestones are a bit much.

Garfield on 12th April 2019
12th April 2019

For you, Liz, I would climb the highest mountain! - Although that sounds scary... - PLEAS DON'T MAKE ME! Oh, go ahead.

Garfield on 13th April 2019
13th April 2019

BARK! BARK! BARK! - You don't seem as tough with those glasses on. - Oh, boo-hoo!! I'M SORRY!!

Garfield on 14th April 2019
14th April 2019

the reason for it. - Your love has made me a much, much better man, and I'm so very thankful that you're my girl. - Jon, that's beautiful. - And I want a bbig, fat doggie bag for this. AND I WANT A BIG, FAT DOGGIE BAG FOR THIS

Garfield on 15th April 2019
15th April 2019

- Is that coffee too strong? - NO!

Garfield on 16th April 2019
16th April 2019

The best things in life are free. - And so are the worst things. - It's the stuff in between that's expensive!

Garfield on 17th April 2019
17th April 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "When you howl, are you singing?" - AROOOOOOOOOOOO!! That would be a "no".

Garfield on 18th April 2019
18th April 2019

Fun fact... - SCHLURRRRK - Gravy can be classified as a beverage!

Garfield on 19th April 2019
19th April 2019

YOWLLL! - Do you think I have a good yowling voice? Lovely! - ...and then I pretended to get a phone call.

Garfield on 20th April 2019
20th April 2019

I was born to dance! - No, you weren't. - THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FEET?!

Garfield on 21st April 2019
21st April 2019

Garfield on 22nd April 2019
22nd April 2019

Garfield on 23rd April 2019
23rd April 2019

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