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Garfield on 1st April 2019
1st April 2019

I'm not always sarcastic. - - Sometimes I'm asleep.

Garfield on 2nd April 2019
2nd April 2019

If I were an astronomer... - I could discover a new planet. And they'd name it after me! "Planet Dipward".

Garfield on 3rd April 2019
3rd April 2019

Odie is trying to be more like me. Z - Z - I'd lose the tail wag there, pal. Z

Garfield on 4th April 2019
4th April 2019

- - My new place isn't quite finished. Ah.

Garfield on 5th April 2019
5th April 2019

Where do chicken wings come from? - The oven. - Not chickens? Chickens have ovens?

Garfield on 6th April 2019
6th April 2019

Nothing lasts forever. - Diet cat food. - It just seems that way.

Garfield on 7th April 2019
7th April 2019

- Come on, Garfield. Put a smile on your face! Sure... - How about the salesman smile? - The smug smile? - The fake smile? Or the vicory smile! - Stop smiling! I thought you'd never ask.

Garfield on 8th April 2019
8th April 2019

I like to think I make the world a better place in which to... - SNORE - sleep.

Garfield on 9th April 2019
9th April 2019

I've decided to give back to the world. - But first... - I'm going to take a bunch of stuff.

Garfield on 10th April 2019
10th April 2019

- LOOK, Odie! -

Garfield on 11th April 2019
11th April 2019

Here's when mom was on her knitting binge. - She knitted sweaters for everyone in the family. - And then for the chickens. The rhinestones are a bit much.

Garfield on 12th April 2019
12th April 2019

For you, Liz, I would climb the highest mountain! - Although that sounds scary... - PLEAS DON'T MAKE ME! Oh, go ahead.

Garfield on 13th April 2019
13th April 2019

BARK! BARK! BARK! - You don't seem as tough with those glasses on. - Oh, boo-hoo!! I'M SORRY!!

Garfield on 14th April 2019
14th April 2019

the reason for it. - Your love has made me a much, much better man, and I'm so very thankful that you're my girl. - Jon, that's beautiful. - And I want a bbig, fat doggie bag for this. AND I WANT A BIG, FAT DOGGIE BAG FOR THIS

Garfield on 15th April 2019
15th April 2019

- Is that coffee too strong? - NO!

Garfield on 16th April 2019
16th April 2019

The best things in life are free. - And so are the worst things. - It's the stuff in between that's expensive!

Garfield on 17th April 2019
17th April 2019

"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "When you howl, are you singing?" - AROOOOOOOOOOOO!! That would be a "no".

Garfield on 18th April 2019
18th April 2019

Fun fact... - SCHLURRRRK - Gravy can be classified as a beverage!

Garfield on 19th April 2019
19th April 2019

YOWLLL! - Do you think I have a good yowling voice? Lovely! - ...and then I pretended to get a phone call.

Garfield on 20th April 2019
20th April 2019

I was born to dance! - No, you weren't. - THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FEET?!

Garfield on 21st April 2019
21st April 2019

always about you, isn't it?

Garfield on 22nd April 2019
22nd April 2019

You have many faults, Garfield. - And a donut. - Is that all you can think about? AND a cup of coffee.

Garfield on 23rd April 2019
23rd April 2019

Scientists made a discovery today... - After exhaustive research on the effects of dog breath... - They've found it to be an excellent paint remover. Finally, a use for dogs.

Garfield on 24th April 2019
24th April 2019

I'm learning a second language. - Meow meow meow meow meow meow - How was that? You just asked for directions to the pipe wrench.

Garfield on 25th April 2019
25th April 2019

- Uh-oh. We lost power... - For a second... Don't worry. I cleaned out the fridge so nothing would spoil

Garfield on 26th April 2019
26th April 2019

I hurt my finger. I won't be able to play the accordion for weeks. - -

Garfield on 27th April 2019
27th April 2019

And that's why hats make lousy cereal bowls. Okaaay... - I'm starting all my conversations at the end now. - It's a real time-saver. And a blessing.

Garfield on 28th April 2019
28th April 2019

BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! - Excuse me. - I have here a petition signed by everyone in the neighborhood, asking you to stop barking. - - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! He ate it.

Garfield on 29th April 2019
29th April 2019

CAT AT WORK - - Break time.

Garfield on 30th April 2019
30th April 2019

My uncle Clarence was a circus clown. - He retired last year. - Thirty of his buddies came to the retirement party in one car. Once a clown, always a clown.

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