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Garfield on 1st October 2018
1st October 2018

The only bad thing about a good night's sleep... It messes with a good day's sleep.

Garfield on 2nd October 2018
2nd October 2018

It's a shame that you don't have anybody else to hang out with. What? No, he was talking to ME.

Garfield on 3rd October 2018
3rd October 2018

BURP KICK! -and never stopped being cute! I hate you.

Garfield on 4th October 2018
4th October 2018

Remember the time I said something funny? DO I?! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! No.

Garfield on 5th October 2018
5th October 2018

...and that's why you shouldn't flip pancakes too high. And you're telling me this why? Neve rmind.

Garfield on 6th October 2018
6th October 2018

Liz said we need to eat more greens. No problem. And green sprinkles on donuts do not count. There went my loophole!

Garfield on 7th October 2018
7th October 2018


Garfield on 8th October 2018
8th October 2018

Today is my lucky day! Unless it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow.

Garfield on 9th October 2018
9th October 2018

BAKERY How can blueberry muffins be extinct? Why BURP ask me?

Garfield on 10th October 2018
10th October 2018

Wow! Look at that, Odie! A falling star! Did you make a wish? So how was stargazing?

Garfield on 11th October 2018
11th October 2018

Something seems odd. Oh, yeah. I'm in a good mood! Sorry I'm late!

Garfield on 12th October 2018
12th October 2018

Lazy me. I slept through yesterday. There was a yesterday?

Garfield on 13th October 2018
13th October 2018

Pants are very expensive if you're a spider. But you don't wear pants. AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY!

Garfield on 14th October 2018
14th October 2018

Garfield on 15th October 2018
15th October 2018

I am here. Feel free to squeal with glee and shed tears of happiness. YAWN! I'll come back after you've composed yourself.

Garfield on 16th October 2018
16th October 2018

I like to watch the seasons change. From summer to autumn... Or as I prefer to call it, from ice cream to fresh baked cookies.

Garfield on 17th October 2018
17th October 2018

We spend too much time staring at our phones. I'm putting mine down! That's niche. -

Garfield on 18th October 2018
18th October 2018

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