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Garfield on 1st November 2018
1st November 2018

I only want what's best for us, Garfield. Or second.best. Well, maybe third-best. You're getting warmer.

Garfield on 2nd November 2018
2nd November 2018

Liz, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Seriously? I guess I should think of better questions. "When do we eat?" is a good question.

Garfield on 3rd November 2018
3rd November 2018

Cats love to play with empty bags. And emptying them is half of the fun.

Garfield on 4th November 2018
4th November 2018

Garfield on 5th November 2018
5th November 2018

I should take a break from this. Except that I don't think there is one.

Garfield on 6th November 2018
6th November 2018

I had a dream that martians were controlling me with a laser brain ray. Beep. All righty.

Garfield on 7th November 2018
7th November 2018

My experiment has gone horribly wrong! I've turned into a FLY... A fly the size of a MAN! Now THERE'S some good eatin'!

Garfield on 8th November 2018
8th November 2018

zzzz zzzzzzz You don't see a lot of bees wearing sweaters.

Garfield on 9th November 2018
9th November 2018

Thanks. Enjoy. Oh, great! This pizza was supposed to be half-and-half! No big deal! I'll just pick the mouse heads off your side.

Garfield on 10th November 2018
10th November 2018

What are YOU looking at?! Life would be easier to observe through a one-way window.

Garfield on 11th November 2018
11th November 2018

Let me tell you about my day. Farfield, let's talk nutrition. BARK! And in the news today... You said it, Pooky.

Garfield on 12th November 2018
12th November 2018

Happy monday! This is the best day ever! And, in case you missed it, this is called "sarcasm".

Garfield on 13th November 2018
13th November 2018

I'm nice. Ask ALMOST anybody.

Garfield on 14th November 2018
14th November 2018

Garfield on 15th November 2018
15th November 2018

Garfield on 16th November 2018
16th November 2018

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