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Garfield on 1st May 2018
1st May 2018

I love gardening. - I just planted vegetables. - All our canned goods are missing! Darn. Let's have meat.

Garfield on 2nd May 2018
2nd May 2018

You know what's fun? - Well, do you know? Huh? Huh? Okay. I'll bite. What's fun? - Barking at cats. I'll have to try that sometime.

Garfield on 3rd May 2018
3rd May 2018

I haven't seen a mouse all week. Good job, Garfield! - - How was the vacation? Great! But it's always good to get back home.

Garfield on 4th May 2018
4th May 2018

Arlene... - Here's a picture of me to keep near your heart. - If it were any bigger, it would be near everybody's heart. What a lovely thought!

Garfield on 5th May 2018
5th May 2018

Laziness is contagious. - Right, Jim? - Jim?...

Garfield on 6th May 2018
6th May 2018

- Hey, Liz! - Liz! Liz! - Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! - What IS it, Jon? - Watch this! - BWOINNNG DONK - OW! - Men. Do it again!

Garfield on 7th May 2018
7th May 2018

This is interesting... - They say the key to longevity is trying new things. I agree... - Assuming that ice cream flavors count.

Garfield on 8th May 2018
8th May 2018

Somebody gave Odie a teddy bear. - - Sorry you had to see that.

Garfield on 9th May 2018
9th May 2018

If I'm in here any longer... - I'm going to get all pruny. - Ha! Ha! Get it? Yeah, I know. Fish joke.

Garfield on 10th May 2018
10th May 2018

- Not everyone is impressed by you. - Well then, not everyone is paying attention.

Garfield on 11th May 2018
11th May 2018


Garfield on 12th May 2018
12th May 2018

Times change. - Why, I can remember a time... - When I didn't think about times changing.

Garfield on 13th May 2018
13th May 2018

life...you will never see me again." - "Please try to remember the good times we had, and just that this is for the best..." - BURRRRP - "Fondly, the goldfish." Sorry, I get gassy when I'm sad.

Garfield on 14th May 2018
14th May 2018

Check the headlines... - Finish my coffee... - Okay, back to work.

Garfield on 15th May 2018
15th May 2018

Here comes Jon. - Try to look busy. - Do you have an appointment?

Garfield on 16th May 2018
16th May 2018

I like to be treated like a queen. - A queen? Seriously? - I know where there's a fish. Your majesty!

Garfield on 17th May 2018
17th May 2018

You should eat more vegetables. What? - More than I'm eating now? ... - More than none whatsoever?

Garfield on 18th May 2018
18th May 2018

Hey, Garfield, what say we go on a diet together? Sure! - I'll make sure you only eat what you're supposed to! Of course! - I'll watch you every waking minute! And I'll sneak food while you're sleeping!

Garfield on 19th May 2018
19th May 2018

Garfield on 20th May 2018
20th May 2018


Garfield on 21st May 2018
21st May 2018

I don't care about anything. Me neither. - It's part of my "tough guy" persona. Same here. - * DING My cupcakes are ready! Dibs!

Garfield on 22nd May 2018
22nd May 2018

I'm not going to swat you. You're not? - On one condition. Sure! What is it? - Stop being creepy. Swat me.

Garfield on 23rd May 2018
23rd May 2018

Sigh - Time for a vacation. Right, Odie? -

Garfield on 24th May 2018
24th May 2018

** - Meow, meow, meow, meow No, I don't want to buy a rubber mouse. - Telemarketer.

Garfield on 25th May 2018
25th May 2018

They say love makes toe world go 'round. - So without it, the world would stop and we would fly off and be killed?! Not literally. - Whew! Don't bother trying to explain things to him.

Garfield on 26th May 2018
26th May 2018

I got a paper cut froma book. - Which then dropped on my foot. - That's why I'm limping! I love books with happy endings.

Garfield on 27th May 2018
27th May 2018

happily ever after, the end." - Now go to sleep. One more time, in your Italian chef voice!

Garfield on 28th May 2018
28th May 2018

Have you ever accomplished anything wortwhile? - Hang on... - Check it out.

Garfield on 29th May 2018
29th May 2018


Garfield on 30th May 2018
30th May 2018

There's something I've been meaning to say. - What's that? - BARK! BARK! BARK! I walked right into that one.

Garfield on 31st May 2018
31st May 2018

Are you going to stare at your phone through our entire date? - Yes, I am. - Cool.

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