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Garfield on 1st March 2018
1st March 2018

Do you know that dogs are related to wolves? Very, very embarrassed wolves.

Garfield on 2nd March 2018
2nd March 2018

I'd like to order a pizza. Certainly, sir...what size? Give me the Garfield. Wow! The Garfield?! Yes, I know that pizza can feed twenty people. Or one Garfield!

Garfield on 3rd March 2018
3rd March 2018

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"! OW! TOE CRAMP! TOE CRAMP! He's such an inspiration.

Garfield on 4th March 2018
4th March 2018

HA! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?! Never call march's bluff.

Garfield on 5th March 2018
5th March 2018

Pooky, should we exercise, or just sit here? Have it your way.

Garfield on 6th March 2018
6th March 2018

That cloud looks like a cow. Moo! Windy today. You don't know the half of it.

Garfield on 7th March 2018
7th March 2018

bat bat It's not as easy as it looks.

Garfield on 8th March 2018
8th March 2018

I make the world a cooler place. But even I can do only so much.

Garfield on 9th March 2018
9th March 2018

Would you like to hold paws? Is there food in your paw? No. Well? I'm trying to follow your logic.

Garfield on 10th March 2018
10th March 2018

plink OW! Look! You're shedding too!

Garfield on 11th March 2018
11th March 2018

Come on, Odie. Show me what you've got. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Garfield on 12th March 2018
12th March 2018

Just look at you... Garfield, will you ever stop being lazy? I could stop, but I'm no quitter, pal.

Garfield on 13th March 2018
13th March 2018

Here you go, Garfield. Still warm from the dryer.Let's see what nature's up to. Out of order.

Garfield on 14th March 2018
14th March 2018

I am so tired. Sorry, Odie. I don't have the energy to kick you today. We all have our disappointments.

Garfield on 15th March 2018
15th March 2018

I've been giving the future a lot of thought. And, well... I don't see anything. What a waste of your past.

Garfield on 16th March 2018
16th March 2018

Arlene, your eyes are like limpid pools of water. How sweet! With goldfish swimmming around in them... Uh... Tender, succulent goldfish. Okay, now you're creeping me out.

Garfield on 17th March 2018
17th March 2018

It's time for Garfield's Helpful Household Hints. Got a squeaky hinge on a door? Feed your cat lasagna!

Garfield on 18th March 2018
18th March 2018

Sigh What is it, Garfield? Thought I saw a bud on the rose.

Garfield on 19th March 2018
19th March 2018

HOOP! HOOP! Jon is preparing for his annual "Dance to Spring". GUH! And no, he's not stretching. This thing gets tighter every year. I think you need to let out your stem.

Garfield on 20th March 2018
20th March 2018

How, exactly, do bees make honey? MAKE honey? I've been buying it at the store. Idiot.

Garfield on 21st March 2018
21st March 2018

BARK! BARK! BARK! Sorry I'm late. Shall I start over? Just give me a summary. Bark.

Garfield on 22nd March 2018
22nd March 2018

Z The Roman Empire rose and fell again. Long nap...

Garfield on 23rd March 2018
23rd March 2018

I'm finally getting my man cave! It's about time. I asked Liz to help me decorate. Uh-oh. I'm thinking a scrapbooking table over here... Goodbye man cave, hello craft room.

Garfield on 24th March 2018
24th March 2018

Hey, Garfield! What do you think of the raisins I added to the mashed potatoes? -

Garfield on 25th March 2018
25th March 2018

zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz Who are you? The first housefly of spring! Aren't you going to welcome me? SWAT I was hoping for something a little more FESTIVE! SWAT Huzzah I hate you!

Garfield on 26th March 2018
26th March 2018

Today's word is "somnolence". Allow me to use it in a sentence. Z

Garfield on 27th March 2018
27th March 2018

* ping! * ping! * ping! Why is a mouse texting you sad-faced emojis? We're out of cheese.

Garfield on 28th March 2018
28th March 2018

"Dear Ask A Dog, what's with you dogs rooting through the garbage all the time?" Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Your denial would be more believable if you didn't have a banana peel on your head.

Garfield on 29th March 2018
29th March 2018

The cheese for lunch was chewy... And then I realized that I'd left the plastic wrap on it! Funny, huh? I was going to say "sad".

Garfield on 30th March 2018
30th March 2018

Are you still angy? Yes. How about now?... YES! ...now? YES!!! I'll be standing in a safe distance away.

Garfield on 31st March 2018
31st March 2018

Times change. True. I used to be awesome... Now I'm REALLY awesome!

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