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Garfield on 1st March 2018
1st March 2018

Do you know that dogs are related to wolves? Very, very embarrassed wolves.

Garfield on 2nd March 2018
2nd March 2018

I'd like to order a pizza. Certainly, sir...what size? Give me the Garfield. Wow! The Garfield?! Yes, I know that pizza can feed twenty people. Or one Garfield!

Garfield on 3rd March 2018
3rd March 2018

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"! OW! TOE CRAMP! TOE CRAMP! He's such an inspiration.

Garfield on 4th March 2018
4th March 2018

HA! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?! Never call march's bluff.

Garfield on 5th March 2018
5th March 2018

Pooky, should we exercise, or just sit here? Have it your way.

Garfield on 6th March 2018
6th March 2018

That cloud looks like a cow. Moo! Windy today. You don't know the half of it.

Garfield on 7th March 2018
7th March 2018

bat bat It's not as easy as it looks.

Garfield on 8th March 2018
8th March 2018

I make the world a cooler place. But even I can do only so much.

Garfield on 9th March 2018
9th March 2018

Would you like to hold paws? Is there food in your paw? No. Well? I'm trying to follow your logic.

Garfield on 10th March 2018
10th March 2018

plink OW! Look! You're shedding too!

Garfield on 11th March 2018
11th March 2018

Come on, Odie. Show me what you've got. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Garfield on 12th March 2018
12th March 2018

Just look at you... Garfield, will you ever stop being lazy? I could stop, but I'm no quitter, pal.

Garfield on 13th March 2018
13th March 2018

Here you go, Garfield. Still warm from the dryer.Let's see what nature's up to. Out of order.

Garfield on 14th March 2018
14th March 2018

I am so tired. Sorry, Odie. I don't have the energy to kick you today. We all have our disappointments.

Garfield on 15th March 2018
15th March 2018

I've been giving the future a lot of thought. And, well... I don't see anything. What a waste of your past.

Garfield on 16th March 2018
16th March 2018

Arlene, your eyes are like limpid pools of water. How sweet! With goldfish swimmming around in them... Uh... Tender, succulent goldfish. Okay, now you're creeping me out.

Garfield on 17th March 2018
17th March 2018

It's time for Garfield's Helpful Household Hints. Got a squeaky hinge on a door? Feed your cat lasagna!

Garfield on 18th March 2018
18th March 2018

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