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Garfield on 1st June 2018
1st June 2018

Hey, Garfield! Guess what today is. National Donut Day! I thought that was every day.

Garfield on 2nd June 2018
2nd June 2018

Is there anything better than fine dining... And facinating conversation? Huh? Is there? How should I know?

Garfield on 3rd June 2018
3rd June 2018

** Jon, the commercial is over! The movie is back on! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!! WHAT?!! WHAT?!!! Are you guys sure you're not married already?

Garfield on 4th June 2018
4th June 2018

How do I do it, you ask? I'll tell you how I do it. I don't.

Garfield on 5th June 2018
5th June 2018

Let's see...we should do something cultural... But also fun. Oooh, HERE'S a place... The Ice Cream Museum! I've never climbed a 40-foot fudge pop!

Garfield on 6th June 2018
6th June 2018

It's hard to keep up with all the technology. Let me help you out, Jon. This...is a pencil.

Garfield on 7th June 2018
7th June 2018

I'm thinking of moving the TV. What?! Maybe across the room. Let's see... That should shorten my commute from the kitchen by about six steps. Approved!

Garfield on 8th June 2018
8th June 2018

GAAAHHH! YAH! YAH! YAH! How was the Thai restaurant? GAH! GAH!

Garfield on 9th June 2018
9th June 2018

Does my breath smell like cheese? Yes, it does. Cool! That's what the ladies like. Good luck.

Garfield on 10th June 2018
10th June 2018

* Yoooooo-hoooooo You haven't weighed yourself in a while. Why should I? All you do is insult me! Oh, I do not! Oh, yes you do! Every time I step on you, you make fun of my weight! Prove it! Fine! Wow. Wow what? You're a SUCKER,too, fat boy.

Garfield on 11th June 2018
11th June 2018

* Oh, Garfield ** That can't be anything good.

Garfield on 12th June 2018
12th June 2018

Another birthday is out to get me.

Garfield on 13th June 2018
13th June 2018

The older I get, the smarter I get. Why don't they make cars out of cardboard? Or the dumber others get.

Garfield on 14th June 2018
14th June 2018

Don't you just love the friend who never stops reminding you that they're younger than you?

Garfield on 15th June 2018
15th June 2018

I found your old scrapbook, Garfield. Look... Your first hairball! You sentimental weirdo, you.

Garfield on 16th June 2018
16th June 2018

Hello, cat. I'll be this evening's 40th-birthday age nightmare. I don't see any age nightmare. Look closer.

Garfield on 17th June 2018
17th June 2018

So you're turning 40 this week, huh? Yup. Wow...that's OLD. It is not! Look at me...I'm still young and youthful in everything I say and do! Yeah, yeah. Geez...kids these days. -

Garfield on 18th June 2018
18th June 2018

Okay, so I'm turning 40. I suppose I should look on the bright side... Only ten more years until I get the senior citizen's discount at Donut Barn!

Garfield on 19th June 2018
19th June 2018

* Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... * Happy birthay, you're FOR-TY...happy birthday to0000 yoooou! And ma-ny mooooore. *

Garfield on 20th June 2018
20th June 2018

Wow...40 years old! The things you must have seen! Do you remember disco?! Of course. In this house, it never died.

Garfield on 21st June 2018
21st June 2018

So, you're now 40. Yes, I am. You look good... Aging well is the best revenge.

Garfield on 22nd June 2018
22nd June 2018

BURP! Why do I even look at you? Because you know how to have fun.

Garfield on 23rd June 2018
23rd June 2018

...and then the chipmunk ate my shoes... WHILE I WAS STILL WEARING THEM! I see by your expression that you've been visiting with Jon.

Garfield on 24th June 2018
24th June 2018

Garfield on 25th June 2018
25th June 2018

I like this sying by Benjamin Franklin. "Early to bed and early to rise... makes a man healty, wealthy and wise". And lonely, dateless and boring.

Garfield on 26th June 2018
26th June 2018

I'm trying to make the world a bteer place in which to live. Then make me a sandwich!

Garfield on 27th June 2018
27th June 2018

Dogs are like an open book. With a few pages missing.

Garfield on 28th June 2018
28th June 2018

It's okay, Garfield... I sewed the stuffing back into your bear. Cool-looking scar there, pookman.

Garfield on 29th June 2018
29th June 2018

Alrene's angry with me... But she won't tell me why. And for that, I thank her.

Garfield on 30th June 2018
30th June 2018

Sometimes it seems like the world has gone mad. And it's only a tiny bit my fault.

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