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Garfield on 1st July 2018
1st July 2018

Ummm...Liz? Yes? Do you think I'm a good kisser? The truth? Well, yeah... I think you're a GREAT kisser! SMOOOCH Guess what Liz said? There's going to be NO living with him.

Garfield on 2nd July 2018
2nd July 2018

They say life is like a highway. Yes, that is true. And the mondays are the potholes.

Garfield on 3rd July 2018
3rd July 2018

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity This is my "Jon burned dinner so we're ordering pizza" dance! tappity tappity tappity

Garfield on 4th July 2018
4th July 2018

Is it possible Odie isn't as dumb as he looks? Nope.

Garfield on 5th July 2018
5th July 2018

I tell Pooky all my secrets. A teddy bear can't be compelled to testify against his owner.

Garfield on 6th July 2018
6th July 2018

The humidity makes my hair a little frizzy. What do you do for it? Inquiring minds want to know.

Garfield on 7th July 2018
7th July 2018

I'm sad... Cookie! It comes and goes.

Garfield on 8th July 2018
8th July 2018

Surrender, puny earthling! You are no match for our superior... Who schedules your invasions? Oh, shut up.

Garfield on 9th July 2018
9th July 2018

What's wrong with the world, you ask? I'll TELL you what's wrong with the world. It doesn't do enough for me.

Garfield on 10th July 2018
10th July 2018

Garfield, did you eat the peanuts? Maybe. You could have at least taken them out of their shells. Who has time for details?

Garfield on 11th July 2018
11th July 2018

"Dear Ask A Dog,"... "What exactly is a beef by-product?" And the world may never know.

Garfield on 12th July 2018
12th July 2018

I wish I had a super power. Yeah, right. What super power would YOU have? Like the ability to make everything taste like ice cream! My hero!

Garfield on 13th July 2018
13th July 2018

We should do something. Let's go to a movie. Really? You'd take me to a movie? Sure. People drop a lot of candy and popcorn.

Garfield on 14th July 2018
14th July 2018

Jon got me a smaller food dish... So I'll eat less. Good plan.

Garfield on 15th July 2018
15th July 2018

Whiiiiiine No, you can't come in! Now leave me alone! * PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA BOINNG! -

Garfield on 16th July 2018
16th July 2018

Is it legal for cats to marry? Garfield? Are you okay? I can't feel my brain!

Garfield on 17th July 2018
17th July 2018

I'm tired. And it#s no wonder... Last night I didn't get enough too much sleep.

Garfield on 18th July 2018
18th July 2018

ECHO POINT BARK! That's because nothing you say is worth repeating.

Garfield on 19th July 2018
19th July 2018

I'm smart. Did that sound convincing? Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

Garfield on 20th July 2018
20th July 2018

Let's go dancing! You mean where people can SEE us?! What would make Liz so shy? I don't know this man.

Garfield on 21st July 2018
21st July 2018

It's never too late... to give up.

Garfield on 22nd July 2018
22nd July 2018

Garfield on 23rd July 2018
23rd July 2018

Cat Ballet.

Garfield on 24th July 2018
24th July 2018

* Meeeoooooooowwww... * Boobopdadeebopadoo * Cat jazz.

Garfield on 25th July 2018
25th July 2018

Whine... What's the big deal? Rowrrr Unfriended by a squirrel.

Garfield on 26th July 2018
26th July 2018

OW! Paper cut! Get it? Don't quit the day job.

Garfield on 27th July 2018
27th July 2018

I was talking to Liz... She says that we need to start eating healthier. And you know what that means. Right. Start stockpiling donuts.

Garfield on 28th July 2018
28th July 2018

The world will long remember me! They'll say "What a great cat, that...uh..." "...Garfield!"

Garfield on 29th July 2018
29th July 2018

Wha?!... Hello, I'm a frozen caveman from the last ice age. And now I'm all thawed out! So this is the modern world, huh? This is it. What's that? Modern man. Well, back to the glacier. Have a nice nap.

Garfield on 30th July 2018
30th July 2018

I'm warming up...I'm warming up... ONE!! I'm cooling down...I'm cooling down...

Garfield on 31st July 2018
31st July 2018

You should examine your life. Okay. Hmmm... I'm great! Dig a little deeper.

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