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Garfield on 1st January 2018
1st January 2018

Boy, that was some party last night. I noticed.

Garfield on 2nd January 2018
2nd January 2018

Why so tired? I built a snowman today. -

Garfield on 3rd January 2018
3rd January 2018

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "Do dogs really eat homework?" munch munch munch

Garfield on 4th January 2018
4th January 2018

Today is the birthday of Marvin J. Fuddlestone. Who? He revolutionized sock-drawer organization. How dull. He was burried in a giant anklet. How disturbing.

Garfield on 5th January 2018
5th January 2018

Three...two... one... Friday face!

Garfield on 6th January 2018
6th January 2018

I just scored concert tickets! Two seats, front row, center! "Accordion Fest: Night of a thousand Polkas"! Um... I'll distract him. You run.

Garfield on 7th January 2018
7th January 2018


Garfield on 8th January 2018
8th January 2018

I'm thinking about exercising. Thinking about it...thinking about it... OKay, I'm done. Now I'm thinking about pudding.

Garfield on 9th January 2018
9th January 2018

The world is my playground. Sigh... And the big kids are hogging the swings.

Garfield on 10th January 2018
10th January 2018

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Good times! I must be missing something.

Garfield on 11th January 2018
11th January 2018

Hot dogs! Ice cream! What to do? What's that? A new taste sensation!

Garfield on 12th January 2018
12th January 2018

WHY IS THERE A MOUSE IN THIS HOUSE?!! whisper whisper whisper For the free Wi-Fi.

Garfield on 13th January 2018
13th January 2018

I forgot Liz's birthday! Not to worry, Jon. Where are you going? To notify your next of kin.

Garfield on 14th January 2018
14th January 2018

-> < -> < -> < Fun with rule followers.

Garfield on 15th January 2018
15th January 2018

Are you going to sleep all day? All in favor? Z

Garfield on 16th January 2018
16th January 2018

Garfield... I know it's cold out today, but... What if someone else wants hot chocolate? Then they should be me.

Garfield on 17th January 2018
17th January 2018

Garfield on 18th January 2018
18th January 2018

This will be our first anniversary without my husband, Walter. It must be hard for you. I'm so sorry, Agnes. Thanks, Helen. What happened to Walter, anyway? I ate him.

Garfield on 19th January 2018
19th January 2018

Let's go shoe shopping! Or... Shoe shopping it is! Wise choice.

Garfield on 20th January 2018
20th January 2018


Garfield on 21st January 2018
21st January 2018

Garfield on 22nd January 2018
22nd January 2018

Today's the day! No more mister nice guy! SLUP MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Switching to dark roast. How evil.

Garfield on 23rd January 2018
23rd January 2018

When I go out, do you feel sad? Oh, yeah! I put on a sad face, and do a sad dance... I'm thinking "no". ...and the sad party I throw.

Garfield on 24th January 2018
24th January 2018

ECHO POINT I can't think of anything to say. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Okay! MEOW!

Garfield on 25th January 2018
25th January 2018

Sending a text to Liz... "How do I love thee? Let me text the ways". tap tap Oops! I sent that to Mrs. Feeny by mistake. Poor Jon. ping! Mrs. Feeny is wondering what I'm doing saturday night. Poor Mrs. Feeny.

Garfield on 26th January 2018
26th January 2018

Is that a TIE you're wearing, Garfield? Yes, it is. I found it in a trendy little dumpster down the street. Niiice!

Garfield on 27th January 2018
27th January 2018

Here's the plan, Odie. I'll hit Jon with this snowball, and you close the window before he can throw one back. Ready? Take that, Jon! SPLOT! A little quick on the draw there, Ace.

Garfield on 28th January 2018
28th January 2018

No, I don't want to play fetch No, I don't need a hug. No, I don't know the dog secret handshake. And no, you can bury that yourself. See you later, Odie. Some friends wear me out.

Garfield on 29th January 2018
29th January 2018

I'm out of control! What crazy thing will I do next?! Z

Garfield on 30th January 2018
30th January 2018

A tree just fell on my car! What should I do?! Jon! Jon! Here's what you do... WALK to the store to buy my food.

Garfield on 31st January 2018
31st January 2018

"Dear Ask A Dog, what can I do to make my dog's breath more pleasant?" Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Buy mint-flavored slippers.

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