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Garfield on 1st February 2018
1st February 2018

- - Have you tried doing sit-ups?

Garfield on 2nd February 2018
2nd February 2018

Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! - Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?

Garfield on 3rd February 2018
3rd February 2018

I don't have a problem in the world! - - My arm is stuck! That's one.

Garfield on 4th February 2018
4th February 2018

. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. - I'm not? Nope, right on time. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - Well, darn. - I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. - There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.

Garfield on 5th February 2018
5th February 2018

24 hors in a day. - Or, as I like to think of it... - 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.

Garfield on 6th February 2018
6th February 2018

I call it "Evolution of Snowman".

Garfield on 7th February 2018
7th February 2018

"Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf - Bite him. But first... arf arf arf - Make sure that you've had all your shots.

Garfield on 8th February 2018
8th February 2018

They say that doing housework is great exercise. - Jon! What a great idea! - I'll clean out the refrigerator!

Garfield on 9th February 2018
9th February 2018

What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. - Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... - In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.

Garfield on 10th February 2018
10th February 2018

I see by my watch... - That it's time to... - wonder why I'm wearing a watch.

Garfield on 11th February 2018
11th February 2018

type - send - * ping * - send - * ping * - send - * ping

Garfield on 12th February 2018
12th February 2018

Woo-hoo! - It's the weekend! - Friday is a state of mind.

Garfield on 13th February 2018
13th February 2018

Garfield on 14th February 2018
14th February 2018

Do you think I shed too much? - Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. - * Cat sweet talk.

Garfield on 15th February 2018
15th February 2018

- BUTCHER SHOP - I see you have made some new friends.

Garfield on 16th February 2018
16th February 2018

Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? - Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. - The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!

Garfield on 17th February 2018
17th February 2018

Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa - I always know what I'm doing. - He's lucky.

Garfield on 18th February 2018
18th February 2018

Z - YAWN - errrrggghhhh - hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh - yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh - - Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.

Garfield on 19th February 2018
19th February 2018

- I'm awake. - It's about time. No parade?

Garfield on 20th February 2018
20th February 2018

I like to live in the moment. - - As long as the moment includes pizza.

Garfield on 21st February 2018
21st February 2018

BOOT! - - Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!

Garfield on 22nd February 2018
22nd February 2018

In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... - Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. - She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.

Garfield on 23rd February 2018
23rd February 2018

...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z - Z - HEY! Of course you're not fat!

Garfield on 24th February 2018
24th February 2018

GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! - I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!

Garfield on 25th February 2018
25th February 2018

- * boop - - - PIZZA - - Garfield? BURP

Garfield on 26th February 2018
26th February 2018

Sometimes I just can't sleep. - Z - This isn't one of those times.

Garfield on 27th February 2018
27th February 2018

All right, Garfield! - You catch those mice! Sure... - Right after my manicure.

Garfield on 28th February 2018
28th February 2018

BEWARE OF DOG - A STINKY - WET DOG Okay,I'm out.

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