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Garfield on 1st April 2018
1st April 2018

ALBUN What happened there? We don't discuss that one.

Garfield on 2nd April 2018
2nd April 2018

My horoscope is intriguing. It say I'll meet someone strange today. You are definitely strange. We're out of carrot cake.

Garfield on 3rd April 2018
3rd April 2018

Look at this. A thank you note from the guy who owns the Pizza Parlor. Sent from his villa in the south of France! The villa that Garfield built.

Garfield on 4th April 2018
4th April 2018

Hreard the news? What news? According to science, dogs are smarter than cats! Says the guy who drinks from the toilet.

Garfield on 5th April 2018
5th April 2018

Cats are fast. Faster than the eye can see.

Garfield on 6th April 2018
6th April 2018

Do I look cool, Liz? I'm over here. Who said that? The person who doesn't think ypu look cool.

Garfield on 7th April 2018
7th April 2018

This has been a long day. I've been awake for minutes... And it seems like hours!

Garfield on 8th April 2018
8th April 2018

POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! I told you not to eat that so fast! But it's so GOOD!

Garfield on 9th April 2018
9th April 2018

Salad's ready! Garfield? SALAD'S READY! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.

Garfield on 10th April 2018
10th April 2018

Pooky, I understand that Jon put you in the washing machne again. What was that like? He doesn't like to talk about it.

Garfield on 11th April 2018
11th April 2018

Purr Are you thinking about me? Not at all. No? I was thinking about sausage craps in a dumpster behind a butcher shop. Purr!

Garfield on 12th April 2018
12th April 2018

I hope you liked your dinner. Not bad. BURP BURP I give it two burps.

Garfield on 13th April 2018
13th April 2018

Do you like my new shoes? Ummmm... Lie and say yes. Well... Lie and sy yes. They're kinda... You're supposed to lie and say yes. Play by the rules, dummy!

Garfield on 14th April 2018
14th April 2018

We should clean the house. SMACK! Why did you do that?! Just changing the channel.

Garfield on 15th April 2018
15th April 2018

Sigh... Jon, aren't those coals ready yet? Not yet. I don't know why they won't light. The bag says they're "self-starting". I know where he hides the donuts.

Garfield on 16th April 2018
16th April 2018

I sneezed today. Wow. How DO you find the time?!

Garfield on 17th April 2018
17th April 2018

I'm under a lot of pressure. BUURRRRRP... Now, not so much.

Garfield on 18th April 2018
18th April 2018

Let's scurry around on the floor. Nah...cats don't scurry. Cats stroll.

Garfield on 19th April 2018
19th April 2018

Guys do not like sharing their feelings. No, we do not. Sharing my feelings makes meanxious... Caaaareful.

Garfield on 20th April 2018
20th April 2018

What a cutie-pie! Hey! Do you like him better than you like me? Right this second?

Garfield on 21st April 2018
21st April 2018

urp sniff sniff SCHWAK I really gotta lay off the garlic bread.

Garfield on 22nd April 2018
22nd April 2018

Garfield on 23rd April 2018
23rd April 2018

Time out! Ahhhhh... Isn't that pleasant?

Garfield on 24th April 2018
24th April 2018

ROCK AND ROLL!!! I always wanted to yell that. It's over, right?

Garfield on 25th April 2018
25th April 2018

Cats are better than dogs. And less moist.

Garfield on 26th April 2018
26th April 2018

WILD BEAR! YAAAAAH!!! He gets a kick out of that.

Garfield on 27th April 2018
27th April 2018

Liz! Jon! Liz! Come on, you owe me one. Jonnnnn...

Garfield on 28th April 2018
28th April 2018

I heard a sad story today. Was it about a cat who wanted to have his ears scratched? Was it about a hungry cat? It had nothing to do with you. That IS sad.

Garfield on 29th April 2018
29th April 2018

Wow This really takes me back. I haven't watched this movie since I was a kid. I wonder why... YAAAHH! Now I remember. The flying monkeys are gone now, Jon.

Garfield on 30th April 2018
30th April 2018

You and I are a team, Garfield. And *I* am the coach. Good. Then YOU can be fired.

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