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Garfield on 1st September 2017
1st September 2017

Would you still love me if I turned into a werewolf? I guess... Depends on how much you shed. Welcome to my world.

Garfield on 2nd September 2017
2nd September 2017

Cookie! The service here is lousy.

Garfield on 3rd September 2017
3rd September 2017

Charcoal. Charcoal. Lighter fluid. Lighter fluid. Match. Match. SSSHICK! FOOOMF Eyebrows. The grocery store was fresh out.

Garfield on 4th September 2017
4th September 2017

I know what we can do! If I wanted to do something, I wouldn't be hanging around with YOU.

Garfield on 5th September 2017
5th September 2017

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Garfield on 6th September 2017
6th September 2017

What is that mouse doing? He's running away from me. I'll chase him later.

Garfield on 7th September 2017
7th September 2017

I've lost all but two pieces of this jigsaw puzzle. I don't know if I can put them together. Start with the edge.

Garfield on 8th September 2017
8th September 2017

Nowhere to go. Nothing to do. Let's go somewhere and do something! Boy, we are on different planets.

Garfield on 9th September 2017
9th September 2017

...what do you think of that? Wha...? Tuna! That's my fallback answer for when I haven't been paying attention.

Garfield on 10th September 2017
10th September 2017

HI, THERE! POO! Oh! Did I startle you? You really jumped. That was pretty funny. Sort of.

Garfield on 11th September 2017
11th September 2017

Let's do nothing today. Well, okay... As long as it doesn't interfere with my plans to goof off.

Garfield on 12th September 2017
12th September 2017

I heard a funny joke today. But I don't remember the punch line. Oh, well, "knock knock" Don't.

Garfield on 13th September 2017
13th September 2017

Paradise < No way. I'm pretty sure that paradise would be downhill.

Garfield on 14th September 2017
14th September 2017

A fish walks into a diner and the waitress says, "What will you have?" And the fish says, "WATER"! Oh, how sad! Go away! Hello? Eddie?... A fish walks into a diner...

Garfield on 15th September 2017
15th September 2017

Life is easier when you have someone to shar eit with. Especially if that someone is a good listener.

Garfield on 16th September 2017
16th September 2017

oday is the day everything is going to go right! My cup is filled with bacon grease instead of coffee. Maybe tomorrow.

Garfield on 17th September 2017
17th September 2017

Summer's not over until the last wet dog has shaken. GAAAHHH

Garfield on 18th September 2017
18th September 2017

There is so much going on in the world. It's hard to keep up. Nonsense. Just do what I do. Ignore it.

Garfield on 19th September 2017
19th September 2017

We cats are at one with...oh, what's the word? Let me look it up on my phone, here... Nature!

Garfield on 20th September 2017
20th September 2017

There are no fish here, cat! No? Nope. Moo! Where have you been? Having a hamburger.

Garfield on 21st September 2017
21st September 2017

I * SQUIRRELS Lost a bet.

Garfield on 22nd September 2017
22nd September 2017

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