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Garfield on 1st October 2017
1st October 2017

FOR SALE SOLD! MOVING What do you think og our new neighbors, Garfield? I * MY DOGS It's not looking good.

Garfield on 2nd October 2017
2nd October 2017

Some call this laziness. I call it... Whatever another word for laziness is.

Garfield on 3rd October 2017
3rd October 2017

Don't touch that dial! Okay, I won't. And what's a dial?

Garfield on 4th October 2017
4th October 2017

"Dear Ask A Dog: if you could be an animal, what would you be?" Here's a hint...you already ARE one.

Garfield on 5th October 2017
5th October 2017

FINALLY, the house is clean! We should have thought of this sooner. Yea, just don't look down.

Garfield on 6th October 2017
6th October 2017

I can read your mind! You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinnnnnnnking... She's thinking "good night, dummy".

Garfield on 7th October 2017
7th October 2017

I have hopes and dreams. And I have the wherewithal to dash them all. You have that look. Come on. What else you got?

Garfield on 8th October 2017
8th October 2017

Garfield on 9th October 2017
9th October 2017

I have been handed a bulletin that affects everyone on the planet! Except me. -

Garfield on 10th October 2017
10th October 2017

ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! Garfield, did you change my password? Why would I do that,neenerheadmommasboy45?

Garfield on 11th October 2017
11th October 2017

Z Annoying, isn't it?

Garfield on 12th October 2017
12th October 2017

We should try to get along. Okay. This is kind of creepy. And we're freaking out the neighbors.

Garfield on 13th October 2017
13th October 2017

And now here's our movie reviewer, Bob... I didn't see the movie this week. I slept though it. Sounds good!

Garfield on 14th October 2017
14th October 2017

I came...I saw... BURP! I pigged out!

Garfield on 15th October 2017
15th October 2017

I love fall. I love the colors... I love the cool days...I love the smells... NYAAHHH And, of course, there's Jon's annual raking meltdown. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

Garfield on 16th October 2017
16th October 2017

Laugh, anf the world laughs with you. HA! HA! HA! HA! What else you got?

Garfield on 17th October 2017
17th October 2017

Hey, cat...check it out. I got one of those fitness trackers. 40,000 steps today! Woo-hoo! Show-off.

Garfield on 18th October 2017
18th October 2017

Here. Odie! Seemed like a good iea at the time.

Garfield on 19th October 2017
19th October 2017

My old sports injury is acting up. Crossword puzzles are a sport! Yeah, those 12-letter words can be brutal.

Garfield on 20th October 2017
20th October 2017

When I was single, I used to sit at home alone and be bored. but now that we're a couple... We can sit at home together and be bored! You need an exit strategy, lady.

Garfield on 21st October 2017
21st October 2017

There's something wrong with my phone. Really? It seemed fine when I used it to pry the freezer door open.

Garfield on 22nd October 2017
22nd October 2017

What are we fighting about again? Ummm... I don't even remember. Neither do I. This is silly. I agree. Whatever it was, I forgive you. pat pat pat

Garfield on 23rd October 2017
23rd October 2017

I'm not myself before my 17th cup of coffee.

Garfield on 24th October 2017
24th October 2017

I'm turning into a wolf! AROOOOOOOO! Oh, wait. I just forgot to shave. So you're turning into a HOBO.

Garfield on 25th October 2017
25th October 2017

No, really! ...honest! I found these holes whe I got it home! Riiiight. We will continue with "Mothra Returns a Sweater".

Garfield on 26th October 2017
26th October 2017

Tonight, on "Cooking with Dracula"... Something special fur doze cheely fall dazes... Crean uff neck zoop! Woe, that's a big blender.

Garfield on 27th October 2017
27th October 2017

Human brain! Must have human brain! Notice how he walked right past you.

Garfield on 28th October 2017
28th October 2017

A little to the left...yeah...THAT'S it! TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP We will return to "The Wolfman Gets His Belly Scratched". He loves that.

Garfield on 29th October 2017
29th October 2017

Garfield on 30th October 2017
30th October 2017

I'll have the spinach-stuffed flounder amadine with asparagus tips and roasted new potatoes. Very good, ma'am. And for you, sir? Well, your arm looks pretty darn tasty. Never date a zombie.

Garfield on 31st October 2017
31st October 2017

Tonight, on Monster Horror Theater... "Attack of the Zombie Recliner". You're blocking my view.

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