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Garfield on 1st November 2017
1st November 2017

Why do dogs wear sweaters? I'm guessing low self-esteem.

Garfield on 2nd November 2017
2nd November 2017

Purr! Purr! Hey! Purr! Eyes over here!

Garfield on 3rd November 2017
3rd November 2017

What can I say? Fridays bring out the boogie in me!

Garfield on 4th November 2017
4th November 2017

We're out of cheese! We have cake and ice cream. But no cheese! Mice...

Garfield on 5th November 2017
5th November 2017

Uh-oh. I think I forgot my keys. Looks like we're locked out, guys. Guys? flip flip flip GARFIELD!! BANG BANG! BANG! Another pie, Odie?

Garfield on 6th November 2017
6th November 2017

Boring contest! You always win!

Garfield on 7th November 2017
7th November 2017

Did I hear you say Jon is going grocery shopping tomorrow? Yes. Did you need something? I could use ten pound of dead flies. Isn't that a lot? I have a big freezer.

Garfield on 8th November 2017
8th November 2017

A wise man once said... HURK! AAACK! HURRRRRRK! GAK! Hurrrk... Water... Ack! I must get the t-shirt.

Garfield on 9th November 2017
9th November 2017

I have a very healthy lifestyle. Although I don't happen to have it with me at the moment.

Garfield on 10th November 2017
10th November 2017

Are you loyal, Garfield? Yes, I am. I always eat the same brand of peanut butter. That's not what I meant. AND jelly!

Garfield on 11th November 2017
11th November 2017

Cats have the opinion that they are better than everyone else. Not so. It's not an opinion.

Garfield on 12th November 2017
12th November 2017

tic tic tic tic tic Activating Sleep Mode All done! Want to go for a walk? Z flump Cats don't have a sleep mode! Cats INVENTED sleep mode.

Garfield on 13th November 2017
13th November 2017

I'm roughing it. No pillow.

Garfield on 14th November 2017
14th November 2017

ECHO POINT Meow! * ding You Meow!

Garfield on 15th November 2017
15th November 2017

Burp That was rude. BURP! But not rude enough!

Garfield on 16th November 2017
16th November 2017

I have TONS of online friends! Well, I have SOME online friends... Okay, I have NO online friends! Kinda like your offline life.

Garfield on 17th November 2017
17th November 2017

Jon? Yes? Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong I will NEVER understand women. I think she just called you a radish.

Garfield on 18th November 2017
18th November 2017

I have a lot of great ideas, Garfield. Do tell. Check this one out... Fire that's hot, but not TOO hot. For when you want to undercook something?

Garfield on 19th November 2017
19th November 2017

dip crunch crunch crunch crunch Hey! No double-dipping! Don't you know how unsanitary that is, you dusgusting pig?! dip Jon, I was thinking we might go to dinner at... Never mind.

Garfield on 20th November 2017
20th November 2017

Let's do something. Okay. I have an idea. Any suggestions? Let's NOT do something.

Garfield on 21st November 2017
21st November 2017

Good friends are important. BOOT! Who else can you kick? *

Garfield on 22nd November 2017
22nd November 2017

"...and the cat lived happily ever after." BURP EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO! I heard that.

Garfield on 23rd November 2017
23rd November 2017

I'm going to count my blessings. One.

Garfield on 24th November 2017
24th November 2017

When I diet, sometimes I skip a meal. Breathe!

Garfield on 25th November 2017
25th November 2017


Garfield on 26th November 2017
26th November 2017

I downloaded a new app, Garfield. It's called "Virtual Holiday Shopper". It simulates the actual mall experience as you christmas shop on your phone! tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap I've been looking for a parking space fortwo hours. It's j

Garfield on 27th November 2017
27th November 2017

There's an old Arbuckle family saying that goes like this... "When th eantlers are upon the bear, christmas is nigh". Christmas is nigh!

Garfield on 28th November 2017
28th November 2017

A great old christmas movie and a cup of cocoa... What more could you possibly need? Gingerbread fly?

Garfield on 29th November 2017
29th November 2017

And now back to "Durwood, the Obese Elf". Woo He really shouldn't wear those green tights.

Garfield on 30th November 2017
30th November 2017

Well, I did it again! I fell off the roof trying to put up decorations! I landed right on my head! I'm okay now, though. Are you going to answer the phone, or should I get it? You get it.

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