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1st March 2017
THOCK! Tennis match on TV.
2nd March 2017
Z Garfield, you're sleeping your life away! I could use some help. Cool. Do you want me to sleep yours away, too?
3rd March 2017
Who wants another one of my kale and raisin cookies? Maybe a taste. Don't encourage her! SMACK
4th March 2017
I resolve to cut my shedding in half. -
5th March 2017
BWINK SPROING FUMP Curse you, march.
6th March 2017
If I igniore the world, maybe it will go wawy. Except for lasagna.
7th March 2017
I'm going kite flying! sigh It's really windy out here! Here we go again. Let go of the string, Jon! Helllllp!
8th March 2017
Come on, pal! pat pat pat PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT Love is taking the breath with the dog.
9th March 2017
I keep forgetting what day it is. Here, have a claendar with pictures of cute cats. WHAP I don't see YOUR picure in here anywhere, mister!
10th March 2017
It's like the stars go on forever. They do go on forever, Jon. Far beyond our comprehension. Whoa... So there COULD be brain-sucking lobster beings out there! Zime to go.
11th March 2017
BURP! Thank you! Encore. BURP!
12th March 2017
Whoops! Time to pick up Liz! Reservation for Arbuckle.
13th March 2017
Wow, I'm warm. What's the thermostat set at? WHOA! How did that get turned up so HIGH?! What a mystery.
14th March 2017
The cat has given so much to the world. And there's more where that came from, pal.
15th March 2017
I looked at Odie. Never make eye contact!
16th March 2017
Jon rarely leaves the house... Almost got it. And that's a good thing. Got it! It makes the world a safer place. Mustard?
17th March 2017
whap Sigh I wonder if the cat is missing us over spring break. Could be.
18th March 2017
Observe, Garfield...the new, conservative, fashionable me! Style and class. What more does a guxy need? Um... Pants?
19th March 2017
Z Garfield! Lunchtime! Z Z Are you ever going to get here? Hold on. Only two naps away.
20th March 2017
glug glug glug SLUP! When the coffe goes down, the eyelids go up!
21st March 2017
You know that nagging feeling, Garfield? Like when you can't remember if you did something or not? I wonder if I forgot to close the door. Let's ask the goat in the living room.
22nd March 2017
Good news, Odie! Your food wasn't bad today. -
23rd March 2017
I'm back from the accordion contest, Garfield, and I got second place! There's no shame in that. DANG, that monkey was good! Now, in THAT, there is.
24th March 2017
My accordion is in the repair shop. Oh, no! Did somebody hit it with a hammer? Why would you ask that? Um... Demand a lawyer.
25th March 2017
I don't get it. Doh! How do bats do that?
26th March 2017
Camera tap tap CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
27th March 2017
Z You miss out on things when you're asleep. Z
28th March 2017
I'm feeling lazy, so we're having cereal for lunch. Works for me. Cereal is the perfect food...good for any meal. And snacks! In fact, let's have cereal for dinner tonight, too. Jon may have a girlfriend now, but we're still bachelors,baby!
29th March 2017
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Out To Lunch Well, I won't see HIM back for three days. I heard that!
30th March 2017
Today's specials are fried chicken, roast chicken, baked chicken, barbecued chicken... Chicken salad, chicken soup and chicken pot pie. That's a lot of chicken. A poultry truck overturned just up the road. Let's hope an ice cream truckstalls in time for d
31st March 2017