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Garfield on 1st June 2017
1st June 2017

These buttermilk pancakes taste plain, Irma. Did you put buttermilk in them? Let me check. Silly me! I put water in them! Meaning...the buttermilk went into the coffee maker.

Garfield on 2nd June 2017
2nd June 2017

Ah, friday... Almost quitting time. Can't wait to relax.

Garfield on 3rd June 2017
3rd June 2017

"Great Moments in Cat History"... The invention of the tuna-flavored milk shake. sniff This has been "Great Moments in Cat History".

Garfield on 4th June 2017
4th June 2017

Are you quite done? Just one more.

Garfield on 5th June 2017
5th June 2017

You lie there while I do everything around here. Finally a plan we can all get behind!

Garfield on 6th June 2017
6th June 2017

Well? What do you have to say? Looks better on me.

Garfield on 7th June 2017
7th June 2017


Garfield on 8th June 2017
8th June 2017

Some fish can fly. Really?! But the lines at the airport are so long. Oh, don't even start!

Garfield on 9th June 2017
9th June 2017

I have Garfield's test results... But I think there's som esort of error. It says his blood is 20 percent marinara sauce. How are my cheese levels?

Garfield on 10th June 2017
10th June 2017

I love everybody! Me, too! Although some could use a little salt.

Garfield on 11th June 2017
11th June 2017

I think I'll clean out my closet today... It's just so small... sip sip ZANG MUST BUILD BIGGER CLOSET!!! I GET LUMBER!

Garfield on 12th June 2017
12th June 2017

What are you looking at, cat? A photo album. A photo album? What's that? It's where we old folks used to post our selfies. Ah.

Garfield on 13th June 2017
13th June 2017

You mean people in the old days used to print out their photos and then paste them into books? Yes. That sure seems like a lot of work. They had plenty of time. Didn't they have dinosaurs to hunt? Only on tuesdays.

Garfield on 14th June 2017
14th June 2017

Here's another old picture of me. It was take the first time Jon put me on a diet. Why is your face so lumpy? I'm storing cookies in my cheeks.

Garfield on 15th June 2017
15th June 2017

Look, Garfield, here's you as a kitten. Wow, you were fat even then. I mean, "awwwww".

Garfield on 16th June 2017
16th June 2017

I've decided I don't want to make a big deal out of my birthday this year. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm realizing the things that mean the most to me... A dump truck full of presents and a ginormous cake are all I really need. You'redrooling.

Garfield on 17th June 2017
17th June 2017

YAWN KRIK I'm at that age where YAWNING is risky.

Garfield on 18th June 2017
18th June 2017


Garfield on 19th June 2017
19th June 2017

It's my birthday! SPLOT Aaand it's also monday.

Garfield on 20th June 2017
20th June 2017

Hey, you're prett yold. You should meet my grandmother. She's the oldest person I know. She's so old that she's seen it all. And done it all. She's REALLY old. How old is she? Two!

Garfield on 21st June 2017
21st June 2017

Hey, Garfield, today is the first day of summer! Time to hit the ol' wading pool! Tah-dah! Hello, summer-goodbye, dignity.

Garfield on 22nd June 2017
22nd June 2017

I love summer! But it doesn't love you.

Garfield on 23rd June 2017
23rd June 2017

We're not taking a vacation this year. Really? I thought we were on one.

Garfield on 24th June 2017
24th June 2017

Is it warm out? Somewhat.

Garfield on 25th June 2017
25th June 2017

Boy, it's hot! It is. I could use something cold to drink. Good idea. snap snap! What about ME?! Get your own cabana mouse.

Garfield on 26th June 2017
26th June 2017

I have friday on my mind... But monday on my calendar.

Garfield on 27th June 2017
27th June 2017

All right! All right! You can have half of my sandwich! Good things come to those who whine.

Garfield on 28th June 2017
28th June 2017

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you chase a car and catch it, what happens then?" That is highly illegal, my friend.

Garfield on 29th June 2017
29th June 2017

GARFIELD! You ate everything in the kitchen! Not so. EVERYTHING! Here's the twist of the bread bag.

Garfield on 30th June 2017
30th June 2017

Have you considered planting a vegetable garden? No, he has not. Uh, no. Now, a small plot of bacon might be nice.

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