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Garfield on 1st January 2017
1st January 2017

YAWN Garfield BURRRRRRP! BOOT! New year, old me.

Garfield on 2nd January 2017
2nd January 2017

I'm in such a good mood! What could possibly end it? Waking up.

Garfield on 3rd January 2017
3rd January 2017

My arm is killing me! What happened? I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Okay, it's the end of the world.

Garfield on 4th January 2017
4th January 2017

You went back to bed? Everything seemed under control.

Garfield on 5th January 2017
5th January 2017

Dogs really are man's best friend. "Why?" you ask. Cats have standards, that's why.

Garfield on 6th January 2017
6th January 2017

What do you think the future holds, Jon? Flying cars! No, I mean for US. Two flying cars? This is about to turn ugly.

Garfield on 7th January 2017
7th January 2017

Whoa... Do you ever feel like you don't know what's going on? Isn't that great?

Garfield on 8th January 2017
8th January 2017

Jon? Yes, Liz? Did you set the timer on the camera? I'll check. CLICK

Garfield on 9th January 2017
9th January 2017

Uh-oh Here comes a bad mood! I ducked.

Garfield on 10th January 2017
10th January 2017

Are you overweight? No. Should you be on a diet? No. Are you lying? click

Garfield on 11th January 2017
11th January 2017

Fetch the meaning of life, Odie! This should be interesting. How'd you guess?

Garfield on 12th January 2017
12th January 2017

Here comes the monster! Look at him just shuffling along. Why are they always so slow? It's a two-hour movie.

Garfield on 13th January 2017
13th January 2017

What can I get Liz for her birthday? Tuna! Maybe flowers. You obviously know nothing about women.

Garfield on 14th January 2017
14th January 2017

And here's the news. Wow... Seriously? READ IT OUT LOUD!

Garfield on 15th January 2017
15th January 2017


Garfield on 16th January 2017
16th January 2017

Hey, listen to this. The supermarket is having a special on kale. They'll pay you to take it. How much?

Garfield on 17th January 2017
17th January 2017

Garfield on 18th January 2017
18th January 2017

I am a guard dog. Guarding what? Uhhhhhh... BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Yeah, you guard away, there.

Garfield on 19th January 2017
19th January 2017

It's not easy being a spider. How so? Five of my knees hurt. Ouch.

Garfield on 20th January 2017
20th January 2017

Welcome to Binky Burger. I'm Binky's buddy, Biff. How may I help you? * HONK You don't like your job, do you? YOU try to get a date in this getup, pal.

Garfield on 21st January 2017
21st January 2017

Dreams do come true. They do? Then shouldn't you be a tuna?

Garfield on 22nd January 2017
22nd January 2017

To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Liz * * * * * * To: Liz tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Jon * * * * * * To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Garfield ** * ** * ** *

Garfield on 23rd January 2017
23rd January 2017

What is that? Is that...a nap? Why, yes, it is.

Garfield on 24th January 2017
24th January 2017

Strange weather. For the living room.

Garfield on 25th January 2017
25th January 2017

Wait until you hear what happened to me. Hold on. I have to pretend to take this call.

Garfield on 26th January 2017
26th January 2017

Well, that was a nice day. I hate winter.

Garfield on 27th January 2017
27th January 2017

I will now perform Accordion Concerto in D Major. ** * * * ** * Tah-dah! That deserves a lying ovation. clap clap clap

Garfield on 28th January 2017
28th January 2017

Liz says you've never done anything to offend her. What's with that? It's because I save that stuff for you, Jon. You're special.

Garfield on 29th January 2017
29th January 2017

shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel The pizza delivery guy is on his way.

Garfield on 30th January 2017
30th January 2017

I haven't seen you do anything all day. Whoa... He sure wastes a lot of time.

Garfield on 31st January 2017
31st January 2017

Why are you snails so slow? We are not! I'll bet that I'm faster than you! I'll accept that bet! You'r eon! Ready! Set! ... Go! Hey! That's cheating!

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