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1st February 2017
Quite a breeze today.
2nd February 2017
The world will remember my name! ...uh... Jon! I knew you could do it!Let's see...should I get Odie a squeaky bone or a dingle ball? What the heck, it's chistmas...I'll get him both! And what would YOU like? To slap you silly.
3rd February 2017
I'm thinking of changing my scent. Apple pie is nice. Or fresh-baked bread. Or bacon! Now I'm hungry. Fried chicken! Brownies! Our giant inflatable Rudolph blew over again.
4th February 2017
Z Hey, Garfield! Welcome to the 29th century! Give me just five more decades.
5th February 2017
Fetch the ball, Odie! plop Where did you get THAT?
6th February 2017
It's still winter. -
7th February 2017
Broccoli is a good thing! What's that on the floor? Our new, green doorstop.
8th February 2017
"Dear ask a dog"... "Would you PLEAS leave me alone?" Signed, "Mister Tennis Ball".
9th February 2017
Sometimes I can't sleep. I think it was november 8, 1992.
10th February 2017
I think my tie is too long. I have just the thing. Good evening, my dear.
11th February 2017
I am a proud man! A VERY proud man. But do not ask me why. I was not going to.
12th February 2017
YAAAAHHH! WHOA! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! CATCH ME! THUD I told you that the banana slippers were a bad idea.
13th February 2017
I'm bored. It says here that boredom can spawn a more active imagination. Interesting. Oh, great. Now I'm HUNGRY, too.
14th February 2017
Sometimes I wonder if I eat too much. But then sometimes I wonder if I'm not eating ENOUGH What are you doing, Garfield? Research.
15th February 2017
Hey! Every time you walk by, the pictures fall off my walls. Well, excuse me.
16th February 2017
Diet time. Might as well. We're out of food.
17th February 2017
Ow!...Ow!...Ow!...OW! How am I supposed to DO this?!...OW!! We will return to "The Invisible Man Cuts Himself Shaving". OW!!
18th February 2017
The two dinosaurs are fighting! At least I THINK they're fighting... ...or slow dancing. The romantic music might be a clue!
19th February 2017
20th February 2017
Could I be missing something in my life? Nope.
21st February 2017
CAT > Uh... Your point? It saves me a lot of meowing.
22nd February 2017
BARK! AAAHHH! If loud noises scare you, then don't make loud noises.
23rd February 2017
"Once upon a time there was a powerful wizard..." "Who summoned forth a mighty rainstorm!" Ooooooh! Would you please not do this in the shower? "And then along came a silly troll".
24th February 2017
The earth opened up and almost swallowed me. That would have been a disaster. Right, Jon?
25th February 2017
I have much to offer the world. But the world doesn't want it! What was that? Ask the world!
26th February 2017
And here's Chuck with the forecast... Looks like another eight to ten inches of snow tonight, Stu! What's that? It sounds like a cat weeping.
27th February 2017
Another monday... Anothe rmind-numbing, run-of-the-mill monday. Hey, Garf... Hold on, I'm on a roll! Another mundane, morbund, humdrum monday!
28th February 2017
