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Garfield on 1st December 2017
1st December 2017

Wow, Jon...how did you get your christmas tree to stand so straight? Oh, it wasn't hard at all, Liz...not for ME, anyway. It just took some basic structural engineering. He duct-taped it to a coat rack.

Garfield on 2nd December 2017
2nd December 2017

Garfield on 3rd December 2017
3rd December 2017

Garfield on 4th December 2017
4th December 2017

I should bake some christmas cookies. I mean, I WILL bake some christmas cookies. Good call, noel boy.

Garfield on 5th December 2017
5th December 2017

Well, THOSE christmas cookies didn't last long. Burrrp They were so good, though. You know you're supposed to bake them first. Now you're just boring me with details.

Garfield on 6th December 2017
6th December 2017

Dear Santa, How have you been? How is Mrs. Claus? How are the reindeer and elves? How's your weather been? We have had a mild winter here so far. I like to begin with a little idle chitchat before I make with the begging.

Garfield on 7th December 2017
7th December 2017

Dear Santa, Attached are the dimensions of our kitchen, along with the specifications for our gas hookup. Still trying, huh? Someday he'll bring that pizza oven.

Garfield on 8th December 2017
8th December 2017

Garfield, do you hear that awful noise?! Yeah. It sounds like a wounded WATER BUFFALO. Not to worry... Or a hyena with a hernia. It's just Jon caroling.

Garfield on 9th December 2017
9th December 2017

...and here we have footage of a christmas caroler actually being heckled. BOOOO! BOOOO! YOU STINK! BOOOOOOOO! Didn't your mom make you that sweater?

Garfield on 10th December 2017
10th December 2017

Garfield...Garrrr-field...GARRRR-FIEEEEEELD... GARRRRRRR-FIEEEEELLLLD... Who are you? I am the ghost of christmas past! Then who are you? I am the ghost of christmas present! Annnd that would make you... The ghost of christmas future! And you? I'm the dea

Garfield on 11th December 2017
11th December 2017

Christmas shopping is easy! Now, all I have to do is enter my credit card number! tic tic tic Don't bother. I already have it memorized.

Garfield on 12th December 2017
12th December 2017

Oh, please, oh please, oh please, oh please... AAAGGGHHH Every time.

Garfield on 13th December 2017
13th December 2017

Good evening. I'm tonight's christmas dream. A lump of coal? I just have a couple of questions. Shoot. What's your stocking size? This is not good.

Garfield on 14th December 2017
14th December 2017

Merry Christmas, Garfield! That is THE stupidest thing I have ever seen. With the exception of that.

Garfield on 15th December 2017
15th December 2017

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