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Garfield on 1st August 2017
1st August 2017

Life's funny. You never know what's going to happen until it happens. IF it happens.

Garfield on 2nd August 2017
2nd August 2017

Don't be mean, kids. BOOT! Leave that to the professionals.

Garfield on 3rd August 2017
3rd August 2017

I wonder why I never get a treat. If you're a good boy today, I'll give you a treat. Ah.

Garfield on 4th August 2017
4th August 2017

He really hates camping, doesn't he? That's a long stick!

Garfield on 5th August 2017
5th August 2017

It's diet time, Garfield! We're going on a fast! We're going off a fast! That was a terrifying three seconds!

Garfield on 6th August 2017
6th August 2017

* YOU JUST RUINED a PERFECTLY BAD MOOD!

Garfield on 7th August 2017
7th August 2017

Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.

Garfield on 8th August 2017
8th August 2017

So hot. You should wear a hat. So hot. So embarrassing.

Garfield on 9th August 2017
9th August 2017

SLURRRRRR GAAAH! Hot hose water.

Garfield on 10th August 2017
10th August 2017

Odie, come back! I need to dry you off. Not a problem. You bed seem pretty absorbent.

Garfield on 11th August 2017
11th August 2017

Sigh... I need to become the man that Liz deserves. Technically, that would be another man.

Garfield on 12th August 2017
12th August 2017

I just finished a leisurely breakfast. Hey... I MISSED LUNCH!

Garfield on 13th August 2017
13th August 2017

So... So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? Yeees. All over? Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? SLAP! YES! bust-ed.

Garfield on 14th August 2017
14th August 2017

Bored? No, thank you. I already am.

Garfield on 15th August 2017
15th August 2017

SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS Isn't that quite enough? SSSSSS Said the jealous Jon.

Garfield on 16th August 2017
16th August 2017

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you were on the moon, would you howl at the earth?" And no, you're not going to go find out.

Garfield on 17th August 2017
17th August 2017

Why are you back in bed? Duh. It's dark out.

Garfield on 18th August 2017
18th August 2017

Guess how many jelly beans I can fit in my mouth. How many? One. Because somebody TOOK the rest of them! The rascal.

Garfield on 19th August 2017
19th August 2017

I was crossing the street this morning, and... Z All of Jon's stories are bedtime stories.

Garfield on 20th August 2017
20th August 2017

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