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Garfield on 1st April 2017
1st April 2017

Watch this, Garfield. - I'm going to scurry across the table! You do that. - Wheeeeee! Mice are odd.

Garfield on 2nd April 2017
2nd April 2017

Well, here we are... - Thank you for a wonderful evening, Jon. It was wonderful, wasn't it, Liz? - KISSSSSSSSS - SMOOOOOOOOCH - KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - click click click click click SMOOOOOOO- - GARFIELD! STOP WITH tHE PORCH LIGHT! click click click click Break it up out there, hot lips!

Garfield on 3rd April 2017
3rd April 2017

* RING - * RING Hmmm... - * RING I've forgotten how to use that thing. And time marches on.

Garfield on 4th April 2017
4th April 2017

- - What's that noise? The ancient greeks called it a dial tone, you idgit.

Garfield on 5th April 2017
5th April 2017

Garfield, why do we still have that thing? - I vaguely recall that it did have a purpose? It did. - Single women used it to shoot you down.

Garfield on 6th April 2017
6th April 2017

- - The camera on this thing doesn't work! Pity him.

Garfield on 7th April 2017
7th April 2017

Poor, neglected landline. Sigh... - Don'r worry, I haven't forgotten you. Thanks. - Remember all those pizzas we ordered together? Good times...good times.

Garfield on 8th April 2017
8th April 2017

I don't use the old landline anymore. - Now it's just a conversation piece. - Wasn't that its original function?

Garfield on 9th April 2017
9th April 2017

Hmmmm - A quiet house... - An empty couch... - A great old movie on TV... - And a perfectly fluffed pillow. - I swear... - Some days just have "waste me" written all over them!

Garfield on 10th April 2017
10th April 2017

We should paint the house this spring. - That's a good idea. - Unless, of course, in some bizarre manner the term "we" implies the inclusion of me.

Garfield on 11th April 2017
11th April 2017

Hey! - You almost stepped on me, creep! Oh, sorry. - STOMP! How about it now?

Garfield on 12th April 2017
12th April 2017

Where have you been? I was worried about you. - I was abducted by aliens. - Really?! Now I'M worried about YOU.

Garfield on 13th April 2017
13th April 2017

Nothing exciting happes around here. - - That is NOT exciting. That's about all I have to work with.

Garfield on 14th April 2017
14th April 2017

Now I just touch the thingy on the screen, right? Yes. - Okay, everybody say "cheese"! Urf. Cheese! Meow. - CLICK!

Garfield on 15th April 2017
15th April 2017

Bees are social insects. - - It's fun hanging out. No, it's not.

Garfield on 16th April 2017
16th April 2017

- You know, Garfield, Jon and I have been seeing each other for a while now... I won't hold that against you. - And during that time I think he's really grown as a person. As opposed to a platypus? - I mean, when we were first dating he used to embarrass me on a almost-daily basis. Really? Not hourly? - It's nice to see how much he's matured since then. Poor Liz. Poor, naive liz. - I'll be out on the front lawn performing my interpretative dance to Mister Spring. - THUD You were saying?

Garfield on 17th April 2017
17th April 2017

Wow... - Look at the grass grow. - I love action.

Garfield on 18th April 2017
18th April 2017

Where did you go, tree? - I'm on vacation. - Vacation? I'm a surfboard on Maui.

Garfield on 19th April 2017
19th April 2017

- PUNT - The classics are always in style.

Garfield on 20th April 2017
20th April 2017

I'm cooking dinner! - Yah! I'm burning dinner! - I'm ordering pizza. You should cook more often.

Garfield on 21st April 2017
21st April 2017

Remember the time I got stuck in a trash can? I sure do! - That was so... - Tragic...so tragic.

Garfield on 22nd April 2017
22nd April 2017

Hee-hee. I'm going to use a dog whistle to call a bunch of mutts to pester Jon. - SSSSSSSSSS - Oops. This must be my snake whistle.

Garfield on 23rd April 2017
23rd April 2017

Garfield on 24th April 2017
24th April 2017

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