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Garfield on 1st September 2015
1st September 2015

Don't swat me! Okay. Now what? I thought you knew.

Garfield on 2nd September 2015
2nd September 2015

Hee hee hee What's so funny? You know that donut you ate this morning? Yes? I hid your vitamin in it! This one?

Garfield on 3rd September 2015
3rd September 2015

Even though cats are basicall yloners... We do crave company. So, how was your day?

Garfield on 4th September 2015
4th September 2015

The milk left in my bowl... After I eat my cereal... Is better than the cereal. Explain THAT, science!

Garfield on 5th September 2015
5th September 2015

BEWARE OF DOG -

Garfield on 6th September 2015
6th September 2015

Z Z** YAWN scratch scratch scratch Uh-oh... Nap time! I swear, there just aren't enough hours in the day.

Garfield on 7th September 2015
7th September 2015

Dinner! Could somebody please tilt the house that way?

Garfield on 8th September 2015
8th September 2015

Z CANARY LASAGNA! MAn! You never know when genius will strike!

Garfield on 9th September 2015
9th September 2015

Please don't bury your bones there. -

Garfield on 10th September 2015
10th September 2015

First up, Tiger, from Bloated Tick, Tennessee, and Snowball, from Bunny Lung, Oregon! HACK HAAACK My favorite show..."So you think you have hairballs"

Garfield on 11th September 2015
11th September 2015

Did you miss me? Uh... You didn't notice I was gone, did you? Don't be silly...uh... Arlene!

Garfield on 12th September 2015
12th September 2015

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! And just what are you doing, Garfield? With extra cheese, please.

Garfield on 13th September 2015
13th September 2015

Psst...so is that the monster? No, that's not him. ...is THAT the the monster? Nope. ...okay, so then is THAT the monster? No. I'm going for popcorn. Okay. Did I miss the monster?

Garfield on 14th September 2015
14th September 2015

Don't judge me! Unless, of course, you think I'm really great.

Garfield on 15th September 2015
15th September 2015

Garfield, you've got a lot to learn about being nice. I know. That's my favorite excuse.

Garfield on 16th September 2015
16th September 2015

Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Okay. Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Same here. Z Z

Garfield on 17th September 2015
17th September 2015

I regret nothing! I wish I hadn't said that. ba-da * ching!

Garfield on 18th September 2015
18th September 2015

I'm cutting down on cookies. -

Garfield on 19th September 2015
19th September 2015

Who wants to go hiking through the mountains? What a fun thought, Jon! Permit me to step away for a moment to ponder your proposal. Z

Garfield on 20th September 2015
20th September 2015

Pooky's looking pretty ditry there, Garfield... Would you mind if I run him through the wash? Not at all. I promise it won't take long. Not to worry...I'll be just fine. *

Garfield on 21st September 2015
21st September 2015

I think I'll go spend some time with Jon. Z I needed the sleep.

Garfield on 22nd September 2015
22nd September 2015

You know what I hate? I hate spiders. Oh, me, too! You ARE a spider. I mean all those other guys.

Garfield on 23rd September 2015
23rd September 2015

I present, in its entirety, Giacomo Puccini's "La Boheme". MROOOWRR One man's opera is another man's caterwaul.

Garfield on 24th September 2015
24th September 2015

I keep hearing strange sounds bladup boog buneek gloop gurgle gleep Must be getting close to lunchtime. What say ye? yurp

Garfield on 25th September 2015
25th September 2015

Liz is angry with me for some reason. I forgot something or other. Like a birthday, or whatever. Women are so detail oriented.

Garfield on 26th September 2015
26th September 2015

The guy across the street has a parrot who can talk! Yeah, I met him. I found him to be an affable fellow, albeit chewy.

Garfield on 27th September 2015
27th September 2015

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Ant just what are we arguing about? I haven't the foggiest idea.

Garfield on 28th September 2015
28th September 2015

What's going on? Nothing. That's why I'm smiling.

Garfield on 29th September 2015
29th September 2015

On a clear day you can see... A shirtless fat guy mowing his lawn.

Garfield on 30th September 2015
30th September 2015

THIS IS NOT A TRICK. REALLY! The coyotes in this neighborhood aren't very clever.

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