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Garfield on 1st November 2015
1st November 2015

Garfield on 2nd November 2015
2nd November 2015

Z You can't sleep more than 24 hours a day, Garfield. I accept that challenge! Z Z

Garfield on 3rd November 2015
3rd November 2015

It's my EXACT double! Can't stop to chat...I'm busy doing good deeds! More like my evil opposite.

Garfield on 4th November 2015
4th November 2015

I have a new motto... "What could go wrong?" ...says Jon as his chair collapses.

Garfield on 5th November 2015
5th November 2015

Jon has a problem or two. Are knees supposed to bend this way? ...or three.

Garfield on 6th November 2015
6th November 2015

BURP! You are crude! I are Garfield!

Garfield on 7th November 2015
7th November 2015

Do you think I'll be rich someday? Well, Jon, in this crazy day and age anything could happen... Except that, of course.

Garfield on 8th November 2015
8th November 2015

bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". Isn't THAT your phone? bzzzzz zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?

Garfield on 9th November 2015
9th November 2015

Z Time to get up. Z TIME TO GET UP! Z E TO T UP!

Garfield on 10th November 2015
10th November 2015

* ring ring ring I'm going to take that bell and burn it! This is going on your evaluation!

Garfield on 11th November 2015
11th November 2015

Garfield on 12th November 2015
12th November 2015

I am a cat of great dignity. BURP And soda.

Garfield on 13th November 2015
13th November 2015

Liz is great. Yes, she is. And she likes me. Yes, she does. So, why? I can't explain it either.

Garfield on 14th November 2015
14th November 2015

I believe that things happen for a reason. I put mustard on my ice cream! Even if it's a really stupid reason.

Garfield on 15th November 2015
15th November 2015

Garfield on 16th November 2015
16th November 2015

Cheer up, Garfield. Try thinking happy thoughts. Okay. Slave dogs bearing deep-fried everything... Jon is a genius!

Garfield on 17th November 2015
17th November 2015

Meow What's that? You say you're NOT hungry? Nope. That wasn't it.

Garfield on 18th November 2015
18th November 2015

No. A thousand times no. It is not wise to loan a newspaper to a dog.

Garfield on 19th November 2015
19th November 2015

BURP! Was that thunder?! Pepperoni.

Garfield on 20th November 2015
20th November 2015

I'm willing to shar emy feelings. I'm willing to share my popcorn. Already ate it. Great! Now I have to share my feelings! Not with me, pal.

Garfield on 21st November 2015
21st November 2015

Lasagna's better anyway...it never flies south for the winter.

Garfield on 22nd November 2015
22nd November 2015

Here, turkey, turkey, turkey... Heeere, turkey, turkey, turkey. Where IS that turkey? HEEEEERE, turkey, turkey, turkey. I owe you big time. Just have the suit dry-cleaned.

Garfield on 23rd November 2015
23rd November 2015

Garfield, getting you up is like eating soup with a fork. Like eating peas with a knife. You're up... I can't sleep through food analogies.

Garfield on 24th November 2015
24th November 2015

I demand respect! Have a burger. Close enough.

Garfield on 25th November 2015
25th November 2015

Okay, Garfield...fetch! CLONK You have no interest in fetching a stick, do you? Stick, no. Pizza, yes.

Garfield on 26th November 2015
26th November 2015

See food. Eat food. Life really isn't that complicated.

Garfield on 27th November 2015
27th November 2015

What would hapen... If I tried to be a failure... And failed? We'd be rich!

Garfield on 28th November 2015
28th November 2015

In quiet moments my mind goes to another place. A happy place. Not the Polka Palace. The Polka Palace!

Garfield on 29th November 2015
29th November 2015

VROOOOOOOM SCREEEEECH! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! POW! POW! AAAGH! BOOOOOM!!! Can we watch MY show for a while? Sure! click Oh, my dearest... SNOOORRE

Garfield on 30th November 2015
30th November 2015

I'm a man of few words. Still too many.

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