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Garfield on 1st March 2015
1st March 2015

Garfield on 2nd March 2015
2nd March 2015

I will not be bothered by today, starting now Okay, starting NOW.

Garfield on 3rd March 2015
3rd March 2015

BEWARE OFINVISIBLE DOG Who do they think they're fooling with THAT... BLAT!

Garfield on 4th March 2015
4th March 2015

CAT NEWS Whoa! There's an awful lot not going on.

Garfield on 5th March 2015
5th March 2015

Garfield on 6th March 2015
6th March 2015

Let's do something exciting! We could try to give Garfield a bath! You could TRY. Maybe not THAT exciting.

Garfield on 7th March 2015
7th March 2015

I'm not afraid of the cat's rolled-up newspaper! I say ATTACK! He has a phone book. I say REGROUP!

Garfield on 8th March 2015
8th March 2015


Garfield on 9th March 2015
9th March 2015

Yawn! YAWN! Why must you outdo me at everything? Because I can.

Garfield on 10th March 2015
10th March 2015

I could climb this tree. But then I'd just fall out of it. Might as well just skip to the end.

Garfield on 11th March 2015
11th March 2015

Go away, Odie. You bother me. I guess I asked for that...

Garfield on 12th March 2015
12th March 2015

Mom, I have to go now. I really do have to go... Oh, all right. I'll talk to the cow. Jon, you know how the cow drones on...

Garfield on 13th March 2015
13th March 2015

What would I do if Liz ever dumped me? Hmmm... You look like a crier.

Garfield on 14th March 2015
14th March 2015

What could be better than being a cat? Being a cat with ice cream!You should watch less television. Okay. What channel is that on?

Garfield on 15th March 2015
15th March 2015

Garfield on 16th March 2015
16th March 2015

Good night, Garfield. Good night, Jon. I'll attempt to, but fail to, wake you in the morning. And I'll attempt to, and succeed at, sleeping in. I love routine.

Garfield on 17th March 2015
17th March 2015


Garfield on 18th March 2015
18th March 2015

** I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. ** * I'm the best, best, best, best, best. * My theme song.

Garfield on 19th March 2015
19th March 2015

Good day for... I'm going to go with "nothing".

Garfield on 20th March 2015
20th March 2015

Aren't you going to ask me about my day? So, how was your day, as if I care? Try again.

Garfield on 21st March 2015
21st March 2015

How about "sorry"? Or "oops"? I'm trying to think of words for Jon to live by.

Garfield on 22nd March 2015
22nd March 2015

Sigh... Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? I was going to do my annual dance to spring... But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! Oh, well... Did you bury it deep? Way deep. Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!

Garfield on 23rd March 2015
23rd March 2015

Life is good, Garfield. There's nothing I want. And you got it.

Garfield on 24th March 2015
24th March 2015

Welcome to "Stupid Mime Theater" Uh...line?

Garfield on 25th March 2015
25th March 2015

BARK! Whoa! That was PERFECT! When it comes to barking, it's QUANTITY, not quality, you know!

Garfield on 26th March 2015
26th March 2015

Do you not see that mouse?! Do you not know that it's impolite to point?!

Garfield on 27th March 2015
27th March 2015

The health department came today. We can only serve water. But not in our glasses. Not a straw long enough...

Garfield on 28th March 2015
28th March 2015

I'm back! You may proceed to tell me how much you missed me! Uh-oh, my hearing has failed!

Garfield on 29th March 2015
29th March 2015

** zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz What happened?! March suckered me again.

Garfield on 30th March 2015
30th March 2015

The vacuum cleaner has worn out. I win!

Garfield on 31st March 2015
31st March 2015

Check out the new phone, Garfield. It texts...it e-mails... Press this and two little arms come out and juggle. NOW I'm impressed.

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