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Garfield on 1st June 2015
1st June 2015

Today I'm just going to concentrate on me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! I could get used to this!

Garfield on 2nd June 2015
2nd June 2015

Why are the cats the way they are? We don't know. They won't tell us. So stop asking already!

Garfield on 3rd June 2015
3rd June 2015

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey! This is where you run in terror! I'll meet you partway. Howzabout I saunter in terror?

Garfield on 4th June 2015
4th June 2015

You're attracting quite a crowd. DO something! Sigh This Space For Rentevery sunday.

Garfield on 5th June 2015
5th June 2015

We're going for a walk, Garfield, want to come? Nah. I tried that once. It'll never catch on.

Garfield on 6th June 2015
6th June 2015

These are troubled times. Troubled indeed... We are LOW on corn chips.

Garfield on 7th June 2015
7th June 2015

CLICK Set to Home Scree: tap tap GAAAAHHHH

Garfield on 8th June 2015
8th June 2015

Okay...who thinks I'm great? I'll count that as a "maybe".

Garfield on 9th June 2015
9th June 2015

Yes, dogs are indeed man's best friend. And cats? They're more like a snobbish neighbor. Peasant!

Garfield on 10th June 2015
10th June 2015


Garfield on 11th June 2015
11th June 2015

* BRIIINNNG! Garfield, you're supposed to use the alarm to get UP You're funny!Don't tell Odie, but sometimes I enjoy being around the little fella. Me and my big thought balloon...

Garfield on 12th June 2015
12th June 2015

How's it going? Ah, tuna breath.

Garfield on 13th June 2015
13th June 2015

A giant beanstalk! Not a big vegetable fan.

Garfield on 14th June 2015
14th June 2015

Okay, Garfield... All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! I need a large pepperoni. We do this

Garfield on 15th June 2015
15th June 2015

I'll be turn a year older soon. I wonder if I'll have the age nightmares again this year. Heeeey! THERE'S the birthday boy! Question answered.

Garfield on 16th June 2015
16th June 2015

So, you're my age nightmare for tonight? Yessiree! I'm your lightning-quick reflexes.

Garfield on 17th June 2015
17th June 2015

Greetings, Garfield...I'm your age nightmare, the middle-aged gut! You don't scare me! YAAA-AHHH! Amateur.

Garfield on 18th June 2015
18th June 2015

Are you tonight's age nightmare? Yeah...I'm yiur youthful optimism. You're not smiling. YOU'RE not youthful.

Garfield on 19th June 2015
19th June 2015

How old are you TODAY, Garfiel? None of your business! Wow! THAT old.

Garfield on 20th June 2015
20th June 2015

You must be my age nightmare for tonight. That's right. A? What are you supposed to be? My eye chart? No, your ear chart.

Garfield on 21st June 2015
21st June 2015

A-one... A-two... hoop! WHUMP! screeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee THUD The table gets higher every year, doesn't it, Garfield? Come closer.

Garfield on 22nd June 2015
22nd June 2015

I can't lie here like this much longer. Two...three weeks, tops.

Garfield on 23rd June 2015
23rd June 2015

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! THUD! Kids...never text while chasing a squirrel.

Garfield on 24th June 2015
24th June 2015

There's a limit to how much I can eat. We're out of food. My point exactly.

Garfield on 25th June 2015
25th June 2015

A giant insect is threatening to destroy the planet! We're doomed! Unless... Unless we find a really, really big guy who can step on it! Clever.

Garfield on 26th June 2015
26th June 2015

Liz says I'm a good kisser. A VERY good kisser. She syas my lips are HEY! I'M EATING HERE!

Garfield on 27th June 2015
27th June 2015

ECHO POINT I don't believe that sign. CLONK! OW! GARFIELD! GARFIELD! I stand corrected.

Garfield on 28th June 2015
28th June 2015

tap tap tap tap tap tap Hee hee hee hee. send * ping bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark See translation: tap meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Hee hee hee hee.

Garfield on 29th June 2015
29th June 2015

I thought I was out of gum. And then I reached into my pocket, and guess what? I found gum! JUST LIVIN' THE DREAM, AREN'T YOU, ARBUCKLE?!

Garfield on 30th June 2015
30th June 2015

Look at Odie. He's so...so Odie-like. At least it's something he's good at.

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