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Garfield on 1st July 2015
1st July 2015

Well, let's see... I've eaten breakfast, lunch and Dinner. It's been a goot morning.

Garfield on 2nd July 2015
2nd July 2015

My uncle Leon was healthy his whole life... Then one day...BAM! He went just like that! Heart attack? Hong Kong phone book.

Garfield on 3rd July 2015
3rd July 2015

Liz, let's not argue. Argue? Why would we argue? Because I'm about to say something incredibly stupid. There's hope for that boy yet.

Garfield on 4th July 2015
4th July 2015

Breakfast! VROOM! Vroom? -

Garfield on 5th July 2015
5th July 2015

I've decided to build some shelves. Care to help me? Absolutely! Cool! hammer hammer hammer hammer THONK OW! Call an ambulance! That's my part.

Garfield on 6th July 2015
6th July 2015

I could never eat cat food. Not if you value your life!

Garfield on 7th July 2015
7th July 2015

I love food! And whatever that was.

Garfield on 8th July 2015
8th July 2015

* ding . Popcorn's ready! Works every time.

Garfield on 9th July 2015
9th July 2015

I love gullible people. They're so trusting. Can I trust you to hold my cand bar? Absolutely!

Garfield on 10th July 2015
10th July 2015

I hope it doesn't rain. I hope we don't have any fudge!

Garfield on 11th July 2015
11th July 2015

I've watched enough television. Coming up next... ...something. That might be good.

Garfield on 12th July 2015
12th July 2015

Z Z Huh...my arm fell asleep. Z Z And there goes the other arm. Z Z Z Z ...and there go my legs. FLUMP Z Z Z Z This isn't so bad, really. SNORE SNOORE SNOORE SNOORE

Garfield on 13th July 2015
13th July 2015

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ignore, ignore, ignore. Blah, blah, blah... Ignore, ignore... I really enjoyed our visit, Garfield. Aaand ignore.

Garfield on 14th July 2015
14th July 2015

Climbing a tree... It's a good way to spend a morning. And an afternoon...and an evening...

Garfield on 15th July 2015
15th July 2015

Dear "Ask a Dog"... "Who is a good little doggie?! Is it you?! Huh?! Huh?!! I can't read any more of this.

Garfield on 16th July 2015
16th July 2015

I could save the world. If it's ever attacked by a giant cheesecake.

Garfield on 17th July 2015
17th July 2015

Liz says she like men with a good sense of humor. 3...2...1... And me. Ah.

Garfield on 18th July 2015
18th July 2015

You've been clawing the curtains. What?! Prove it! They're stuck to your paw. Is that all you've got?

Garfield on 19th July 2015
19th July 2015

Garfield on 20th July 2015
20th July 2015

YAWN! I'm bored. And pround!

Garfield on 21st July 2015
21st July 2015

Do you ever dream about me, Garfield? Let me check. Z No. You're a piece of work.

Garfield on 22nd July 2015
22nd July 2015

What is that? Ah, it's Odie with a bucket on his head. Or a really ugly lamp.

Garfield on 23rd July 2015
23rd July 2015

Really?! I've been elected King of England?! GARFIELD! I'VE BEEN ELEC Doc, Boy, is that you? Hang up, your majesty.

Garfield on 24th July 2015
24th July 2015

Cough. Sounds like someone could use a checkup! How long has she been waiting just outside the frame to jump out and say that to me?

Garfield on 25th July 2015
25th July 2015

Jon! Odie is chewing on your slippers! And he is using all the ketchup!

Garfield on 26th July 2015
26th July 2015

Hot dog cart! Ice cream truck! ** ring-a-ling ding-ding Pizza delivery guy! Lemonade stand! Girl scout cookies! You were outside a long time. Just enjoying all that nature has to offer.

Garfield on 27th July 2015
27th July 2015

Pets can relieve stress. RELAX! Just call me "Zen Master G".

Garfield on 28th July 2015
28th July 2015

It would be hard to improve on this day. Oh, I don't know... This could all be ice cream.

Garfield on 29th July 2015
29th July 2015

How do dogs remember where they buried their bones? There's an app for that.

Garfield on 30th July 2015
30th July 2015

I'm moving to a new place. I'll miss you. Oh, I'm not moving far.

Garfield on 31st July 2015
31st July 2015

I baked a cake for Liz. BURP I think I'll bake another cake for Liz. Make it chocolate this time.

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