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Garfield on 1st January 2015
1st January 2015

My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others. SMACK That HURT! I feel your pain.

Garfield on 2nd January 2015
2nd January 2015

This year I resolve to abandon my scavenging, vermin ways. Are you gonna finish that?

Garfield on 3rd January 2015
3rd January 2015

Garfield on 4th January 2015
4th January 2015

glug glug glug Hey, guys, check it out... BURRP! BUUURRRP! BUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUURRRRrrr rrrrrrp He's the master, all right. Urf.

Garfield on 5th January 2015
5th January 2015

Ah, winter is here.

Garfield on 6th January 2015
6th January 2015

You know what the world needs more of? Me! Love! The world loving ME!

Garfield on 7th January 2015
7th January 2015

You never know what might be around the next corner. You go ahead, I'll wait here.

Garfield on 8th January 2015
8th January 2015

Do you believe in time travel? Observer... When I get up, it will be friday.

Garfield on 9th January 2015
9th January 2015

I dreamed about you last night, Liz. How sweet. I also dreamed about Godzilla. Different dream, I hope. Then let's say it was. I'll be leaving the room now.

Garfield on 10th January 2015
10th January 2015

First snowflake of the year. I wonder what kind of season it'll be. BLOOEY! Probably a bad one.

Garfield on 11th January 2015
11th January 2015

UNGH! FLUMP ARRRGH! *

Garfield on 12th January 2015
12th January 2015

...and then I fell asleep. Have you noticed how all my stories end that way? Z

Garfield on 13th January 2015
13th January 2015

I'm the best! You're the worst. My turn. I'm the best!

Garfield on 14th January 2015
14th January 2015

It's snowing! Let's make a snowman! But the snow's too powdery to roll into a ball. -

Garfield on 15th January 2015
15th January 2015

My father is a bowling ball. Really? Uh-huh. He thinks I'm soft. Ba-da-CHING!

Garfield on 16th January 2015
16th January 2015

I can't find my pants. Where could they be? They're probably hiding.

Garfield on 17th January 2015
17th January 2015

Oh, you've got it tough. I COULD use a pillow.

Garfield on 18th January 2015
18th January 2015

Jon! There you are! Right there. Instead of someplace else. Like over there. Man! It's hard to create excitement around here!

Garfield on 19th January 2015
19th January 2015

Good times. Booyah.

Garfield on 20th January 2015
20th January 2015

Wanna chase me? No? Wouldn't do it. Sure! Make the cat do all the work!

Garfield on 21st January 2015
21st January 2015

Just look at that... BEWARE OF LOG How sad is it when somebody can't even spell a simple word like

Garfield on 22nd January 2015
22nd January 2015

I was very involved in athletics, Garfield. I was a student manager... Of the chess team. He wiped their brows.

Garfield on 23rd January 2015
23rd January 2015

munch munch munch munch munch munch munch Are you going to share that popcorn with me? Perhaps it's time to break up.

Garfield on 24th January 2015
24th January 2015

Remember the day yesterday... When I ALMOST ate a donut?! By any chance was that around the time that I DID eat a donut?

Garfield on 25th January 2015
25th January 2015

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH KACHUNK GAH! Jon's butter expires at midnight!

Garfield on 26th January 2015
26th January 2015

Okay... There's a reason for everything... WHY did I wake up?

Garfield on 27th January 2015
27th January 2015

I have roller skates! I have claws!

Garfield on 28th January 2015
28th January 2015

Okay, Odie. We'll make a snowman. Hmm...but there's not much snow... -

Garfield on 29th January 2015
29th January 2015

My uncle Roscoe was very wise. He'd say, "You have to accept people, warts and all". He had this gigantic. Stop right there!

Garfield on 30th January 2015
30th January 2015

Cat Mania! Catch it!

Garfield on 31st January 2015
31st January 2015

Liz, I'm sick. could you rub my shoulders and say "poor baby"? Was that a chortle?! Laughter is the best medicine.

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