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Garfield on 1st February 2015
1st February 2015

* fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant ENOUGH WITH THE SIGHING AND PANTING! AT LEAST OUR NOSES DON'T WHISTLE! BARK! * fwee The cabin fever is turning ugly.pant pant

Garfield on 2nd February 2015
2nd February 2015

Cheer up, Garfield. That's better! Now what?

Garfield on 3rd February 2015
3rd February 2015

My new year's resolution is to lose weight. You? Lose WEIGHT?! Yeah... I'm gettin' a real fly gut.I'm taking a test, Garfield. "What is your maturity level?! Where are my crayons? That's an automatic ten-point deduction.

Garfield on 4th February 2015
4th February 2015

Next! BARK! This express line is a time-saver.

Garfield on 5th February 2015
5th February 2015

You know, Jon, Garfield is almost like your child. Feed me, daddy! I wish you wouldn't give him ideas. Wah!

Garfield on 6th February 2015
6th February 2015

For my first trick... I will do the impossible. This cat will fetch this ball. That's a puppet!

Garfield on 7th February 2015
7th February 2015

I'm depressed. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WORSE?!

Garfield on 8th February 2015
8th February 2015

Garfield on 9th February 2015
9th February 2015

Sometimes dreams do come true. You dream about stumbling aimlessly through a meaningless existence?

Garfield on 10th February 2015
10th February 2015

Sometimes a man has to make tough decisions. I wonder what that's like. To be a man?

Garfield on 11th February 2015
11th February 2015

Your staring at me doesn't bother me. How about now? Okay, that's a little creepy.

Garfield on 12th February 2015
12th February 2015

Odie has no idea what's going on. What IS going on?

Garfield on 13th February 2015
13th February 2015

What pretty snow...it looks like powdered sugar falling on french toast. Don't wait up.

Garfield on 14th February 2015
14th February 2015

I think I'll go powder my nose. You're not going to leave, are you? Why would I do that? My date's coming back. More water, Romeo?

Garfield on 15th February 2015
15th February 2015

YAAAH! This really needs to stop. You're stifling my creativity!

Garfield on 16th February 2015
16th February 2015

You look bored. I'm not bored... I have an image to maintain.

Garfield on 17th February 2015
17th February 2015

Garfield on 18th February 2015
18th February 2015

YAWN! YAWN! Nothing to do? Did it.

Garfield on 19th February 2015
19th February 2015

I strained a muscle today. Wow! You have a muscle?

Garfield on 20th February 2015
20th February 2015

I think I'll do something rugged and manly. Like what? Mow the lawn with my shirt off! I'm stuck! Now's your chance to make a run for it.

Garfield on 21st February 2015
21st February 2015

I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier. I could be... But you'd have to do it for me.

Garfield on 22nd February 2015
22nd February 2015

MEOW MEOW Robots will never replace cats. They could never do the things we do. Z Z The technology is more advanced than I thought! Z

Garfield on 23rd February 2015
23rd February 2015

Kids... Don't let this happen to you. That was an insult? No. That was a public service announcement.

Garfield on 24th February 2015
24th February 2015

I'm going to go on a diet. A really lousy one!

Garfield on 25th February 2015
25th February 2015

Cats can tell what you're thinking. Assuming you are.

Garfield on 26th February 2015
26th February 2015

FRESH FISH You smell like you've been rolling around in a dumpster behind a fish store. Jealous...

Garfield on 27th February 2015
27th February 2015

When I'm in one of my crazy moods, ANYTHING can happen! Or not!

Garfield on 28th February 2015
28th February 2015

Z The day is half over! And so is my nap!

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