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Garfield on 1st August 2015
1st August 2015

I think... Z Close call.

Garfield on 2nd August 2015
2nd August 2015

wad wad wad dok doomp! dok dok doomp! Hey, Garfield! Watch this! dok dok dok *

Garfield on 3rd August 2015
3rd August 2015

Jon, it has occured to me thet I have never thanked you for all that you do for me. So I just want to say... That I don't plan to.

Garfield on 4th August 2015
4th August 2015

Swatting spiders is wrong! SMACK Not to mention unattractive. HEY!

Garfield on 5th August 2015
5th August 2015

dig dig dig dig dig -

Garfield on 6th August 2015
6th August 2015

King Kong has fallen from the Empire State Building! But look! He isn't hurt! Because, kids, he's wearing protective headgear. Must they ruin EVERYTHING?!

Garfield on 7th August 2015
7th August 2015

I would like to sing a song. SMACK! Why did you do that?! On behalf of music lovers the world over.

Garfield on 8th August 2015
8th August 2015

We should do something fun. You mean we're not? He's kidding, right? Not since the rubber omelet gag in 2014.

Garfield on 9th August 2015
9th August 2015

Hey, Lisa! How are you? GUH! It's been a long time! GAK! So, how's everything? NYAH! Are you still single? EEEYA AAAAA AAHHH! Well...see you! We went out on a date once. I kinda figured that out.

Garfield on 10th August 2015
10th August 2015

You know what they say, Garfield... "Hard work is its own reward". No wonder it's so unpopular.

Garfield on 11th August 2015
11th August 2015

In spite of their color... Canaries are NOT lemon flavored. Tomorrow, "Mice: are they chocolate flavored or not?" Thank you. clap clap clap clap clap clap

Garfield on 12th August 2015
12th August 2015

"Dear Ask A Dog, isn't it true that cats are much, much smarter than dogs?" Signed, "Someone sitting very near you". This way, dummy.

Garfield on 13th August 2015
13th August 2015

The world does not revolve around you, Garfield. That would take too long! Hey!

Garfield on 14th August 2015
14th August 2015

I had tuna salad for lunch. And now I'm afraid my breath smells like tuna. Kiss me, you fool!

Garfield on 15th August 2015
15th August 2015

I'm going mountain climbing. Don't try to talk me out of it. sniff Good point I'll stay home. I'll put the tea kettle on.

Garfield on 16th August 2015
16th August 2015

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz My, do you look lovely tonight.

Garfield on 17th August 2015
17th August 2015

I'm getting a headache. My headache is getting worse! Now it's getting better! Coincidence.

Garfield on 18th August 2015
18th August 2015

Are you going to share that? Share what? That! Whoa! You should talk faster!

Garfield on 19th August 2015
19th August 2015

grr That's all I got. Wow... In the good lold days they would always bark at you AND clean your windshield.I'm eating healthier these days. Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face!

Garfield on 20th August 2015
20th August 2015

Garfield, we watch too much television. We need a break. It'll be up soon. Where's the remote?

Garfield on 21st August 2015
21st August 2015

Uh-oh! That's the "you're-due-for-a-shot" smile.

Garfield on 22nd August 2015
22nd August 2015

Hi! I'm from outer space! Where in outer space? Mars. Big deal! That's only SORT of outer space.

Garfield on 23rd August 2015
23rd August 2015

Not so close, Odie. I SAID NOT SO CLOSE!!! sheesh **

Garfield on 24th August 2015
24th August 2015

We should take up meditation. Great idea. Z That's nit meditation. Wha?-You woke me before I achieved a hogher state of consciousness.

Garfield on 25th August 2015
25th August 2015

It's a beautiful day outside! Unless my phone hasn't updated.

Garfield on 26th August 2015
26th August 2015

Who knows what the future holds? Or the past, for that matter... Or RIGHT NOW?! Jon has attention issues.

Garfield on 27th August 2015
27th August 2015

"Dear Ask A Dog, do you think a dog will ever walk on mars?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only after they make a really long leash.

Garfield on 28th August 2015
28th August 2015

The jungle cat patiently waits for his prey to pass by. Aha! Here comes the pizza guy now!

Garfield on 29th August 2015
29th August 2015

Garfield on 30th August 2015
30th August 2015

Oh, Garfield... Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? No, wait! Let me guess! You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!

Garfield on 31st August 2015
31st August 2015

Garfield! Z ** You can't sleep your life away! I know... I'm trying to sleep yours away.

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