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Garfield on 1st April 2015
1st April 2015

You think you're so smart! Not really... I'm smart AND good-looking.

Garfield on 2nd April 2015
2nd April 2015

I'm in a bad mood today! Somebody's got to pay! KNIT ME INTO AN ITCHY SWEATER! Whoa! Calm down, pal!

Garfield on 3rd April 2015
3rd April 2015

BURP! Good one! You aren't big on charm, are you? Nope. Now how about that awesome belch?

Garfield on 4th April 2015
4th April 2015

Garfield, sometimes I wish I could understand what you're thinking. Or, maybe not. Come to the cat side.

Garfield on 5th April 2015
5th April 2015

Garfield on 6th April 2015
6th April 2015

Back...back...back... Back up some more... You still look fat. You're still too close.

Garfield on 7th April 2015
7th April 2015

Hello, Skinny. Hey, everyone, Skinny's here! Yep, everyone loves Skinny. That is the most pathetic attempt at revers psychology tha tI have ever heard.

Garfield on 8th April 2015
8th April 2015

Enjoying your berries, Garfield? Oh, no... It's called a "diet". I AM awake!

Garfield on 9th April 2015
9th April 2015

To diet, you have to learn to say "no, thank you." That's easy enough. Okay, a test...care for some ice cream? No, thank you.

Garfield on 10th April 2015
10th April 2015

How do you like that salad? We don't seem to have much in common.

Garfield on 11th April 2015
11th April 2015

Garfield, are you sticking to your diet? Yes, I am. There are donuts missing. How do you explain that? I lied.

Garfield on 12th April 2015
12th April 2015


Garfield on 13th April 2015
13th April 2015

It's monday. A bright new week, a fresh beginning for my life. And I just brushed my teeth with hair mousse. Welcome to my world.

Garfield on 14th April 2015
14th April 2015

Oh, I know why you're angry... Because cat hair looks better on me than on you. Vanity, thy name is Jon.

Garfield on 15th April 2015
15th April 2015

I'm the world's fastest snail! Prove it. Gotta stretch first. Ah.

Garfield on 16th April 2015
16th April 2015

Talking about hard work...hard work never hurt anyone. True. You ARE talking about TALKING about hard work, right? WOOOOOOO! Air guitar BURP Air lasagna.

Garfield on 17th April 2015
17th April 2015

scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot Well, we're never going THERE again. I agree. What kind of buffet runs out of food, anyway?!

Garfield on 18th April 2015
18th April 2015

Do you think I'm getting fat? Do you think I'm getting stupid? You answer me first. I did.

Garfield on 19th April 2015
19th April 2015

Garfield on 20th April 2015
20th April 2015

There's no place like home. Thank goodness.

Garfield on 21st April 2015
21st April 2015

You know what the world needs? Donuts so big you need heavy machinery to lift them! Why do I talk to you? Because I have all the answers, pal!

Garfield on 22nd April 2015
22nd April 2015

dig dig dig dig dig Even I'VE never been THAT hungry.

Garfield on 23rd April 2015
23rd April 2015

Cats do a lot of research. SMACK THAT HURT! Fascinating...

Garfield on 24th April 2015
24th April 2015

Notice anything different about me, Jon? Um... You're even more beautiful today than you were yesterday? Okay, today I gotta give you one, Arbuckle.

Garfield on 25th April 2015
25th April 2015

You know, Garfield, I often wonder if I could have been a doctor. I have a splinter. When ypu're done fainting, I'd like to know where you keep the tweezers, doctor.

Garfield on 26th April 2015
26th April 2015

Garfield on 27th April 2015
27th April 2015

I'm going to try being invisible today. I haven't seen you all day. TAH-DAH!

Garfield on 28th April 2015
28th April 2015

* ping type type type type type type type Kids, never text and climb trees.

Garfield on 29th April 2015
29th April 2015

I have an idea! Why don't YOU bark at ME today? Sure. Bark. That was pathetic. NOT UNLIKE YOUR STUPID IDEA!

Garfield on 30th April 2015
30th April 2015

How come there aren't any good polka movies? That's it! I was having a good day up until then!

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