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Garfield on 1st September 2014
1st September 2014

Well, at least monday's over. - RIP - I'll be going back to bed now.

Garfield on 2nd September 2014
2nd September 2014

- Stop right there! - You are lookin' GREAT today! Back atcha!

Garfield on 3rd September 2014
3rd September 2014

Okay, Odie, get ready, annnd... - FETCH YOURSELF! - GARFIELD!

Garfield on 4th September 2014
4th September 2014

Hello, world's fastest pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni... - Um... ZHOOP - With extra cheese. These guys are good.

Garfield on 5th September 2014
5th September 2014

I'm not sure Liz thinks that I'm suave. Nonsense! - BURP! scratch scratch scratch sniff sniff - You seem suave to me.

Garfield on 6th September 2014
6th September 2014

I've got nothing to do. - Nope...nothing...nothing at all... - Did I mention that I've got nothing to do? YOU COULD SHUT UP!

Garfield on 7th September 2014
7th September 2014

sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - This has been "The Dog Show". - click - Welcome to "The Cat Show". - Z Z

Garfield on 8th September 2014
8th September 2014

Are you going to lie there all day? That's the plan. - You won't get anything done like that. Also part of the plan. - You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blown away! Someone's leaked the plan!

Garfield on 9th September 2014
9th September 2014

And now, to explain the meaning of life, here's Odie. - Z - I've never felt closer to you.

Garfield on 10th September 2014
10th September 2014

What a great night, huh, Garfield? - My aunt Walburga used to say the stars were tiny fairies who watch over us and bring us good luck. - Then she stepped right off the edge of the canyon. I'm going home now.

Garfield on 11th September 2014
11th September 2014

Liverwurst...horseradish...and anchovy paste! Voila! The perfect sandwich! - - How come you're not answering your phone?

Garfield on 12th September 2014
12th September 2014

Where can we go on vacation this year, Garfield? - Aside from a lasagna factory. - That's a stumper.

Garfield on 13th September 2014
13th September 2014

YAH! - This puddle was deeper than it looked! - Like he needed to point that out. A little help...

Garfield on 14th September 2014
14th September 2014

1983 - 1989 - 1995 - 2004 - 2011 - - By, have WE ever had boring lives. Oh, I don't know...remember the moustache?

Garfield on 15th September 2014
15th September 2014

I'm going to read Jon's mind. - - He wants me to eat the last cookie.

Garfield on 16th September 2014
16th September 2014

Beware Of Shy Dog - - You can come out now. I can still hear you.

Garfield on 17th September 2014
17th September 2014

Now, order the pizza. - I'd like a large pepperoni with extra cheese, please. - Next, we sit on the couch, pop jelly beans, and wait. - My favorite cooking show.

Garfield on 18th September 2014
18th September 2014

- - Boy, it's dark outside! That's the closet.

Garfield on 19th September 2014
19th September 2014

I'm bored. - Let's go someplace where we can meet some GIRL sock puppets! - I'll do all the talking. I'll try not to put a crimp in your style.

Garfield on 20th September 2014
20th September 2014

- Hmmm. - Must be lunchtime.

Garfield on 21st September 2014
21st September 2014

Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! - Thubk! GAH! - YAAAHHH! - OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! - - THUNK! GAAHHHHHH That'll show that old nail!

Garfield on 22nd September 2014
22nd September 2014

Welcome to "Deep Thoughts". - - Do space aliens get acne? Good night from "Deep Thoughts".

Garfield on 23rd September 2014
23rd September 2014

Maybe we should take separate vacations this year. - I will go somewhere fun. - Because you will not be there.

Garfield on 24th September 2014
24th September 2014

BEWARE OF DOG - And I need to beware of you because... Because I have the sniffles! - Ah-choo! I guess a guy's gotta make a living.

Garfield on 25th September 2014
25th September 2014

Severe weather is in the area. - ** DING-DONG! - Don't answer that!

Garfield on 26th September 2014
26th September 2014

Donuts are bad for you, you know. - - They aren't as bad for me as I am for them.

Garfield on 27th September 2014
27th September 2014

- - I've had worse.

Garfield on 28th September 2014
28th September 2014

don't talk much, do you?

Garfield on 29th September 2014
29th September 2014

It's strange, Garfield. - Every time I go into the pet store... - The goldfishes scream. - Did you pick a big, juicy one?

Garfield on 30th September 2014
30th September 2014

See this fish, Garfield? - This is the last fish I'm buying. - Understand what I'm saying? I should savor it?

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