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Garfield on 1st October 2014
1st October 2014

Uh-oh! I'm going to make a run for it! There seems to be a teensy flaw in that plan.

Garfield on 2nd October 2014
2nd October 2014

Just as a thought! The life span of a goldfish is seven years. Not two minutes! It was a rich and full life.

Garfield on 3rd October 2014
3rd October 2014

I remember a happy fishbowl. I remember a frisky little fish Where have all the memories gone? Is this a country song?

Garfield on 4th October 2014
4th October 2014

Hey, Garfield, remember aunt Frieda's egg salad from last Christmas? And the apple cobbler from your birthday, next to the summer salad? Oh, and there's a piece of mom and dad's wedding cake! Time to clean out the fridge.

Garfield on 5th October 2014
5th October 2014

GARFIELD How cute...Garfield is posting photos of his dinners. GARFIELD GARF Saaay, that looks like mine. Burp

Garfield on 6th October 2014
6th October 2014

YAWN! Can you try to be a little more personable? Yes, I can. If you can be a little less dull.

Garfield on 7th October 2014
7th October 2014

How was your food? Forgettable. Mind refreshing my memory?

Garfield on 8th October 2014
8th October 2014

BEWARE OF THE HIDDEN DOG You don't look very well-hidden. I'm not. I'm also not the one to beware of.

Garfield on 9th October 2014
9th October 2014

Garfield, I want to watch TV. Let go of the remote. You can do this. Could we have a moment alone first?

Garfield on 10th October 2014
10th October 2014

Someday I'd like to visit the moon. But you don't have to pack my things just yet!

Garfield on 11th October 2014
11th October 2014

Garfield acts much nicer when you're here, Liz. Really? Are you leaving soon?

Garfield on 12th October 2014
12th October 2014

I LOVE your work!

Garfield on 13th October 2014
13th October 2014

Garfield, these are the good old days. I'm going back to bed. Already there.

Garfield on 14th October 2014
14th October 2014

Run for your lives! And bring me back a meatball sandwich!

Garfield on 15th October 2014
15th October 2014

FREE PUPPIES Still overpriced.

Garfield on 16th October 2014
16th October 2014

Jon went to the dentist. I can always tell. There's a subtle change in his dining habits.

Garfield on 17th October 2014
17th October 2014

If you could live in another time, when would it be, Garfield? Hmmm I'd have to go with this morning, when we had donuts.

Garfield on 18th October 2014
18th October 2014

Z MMMPH! And happy dreams to you, too, Jon.

Garfield on 19th October 2014
19th October 2014

Garfield on 20th October 2014
20th October 2014

I'm very sure of myself. Sort of. Kind of...maybe...unless somebody's against it. Just stop talking.

Garfield on 21st October 2014
21st October 2014

Don't hit me. Or kick me. Or scratch me. No problem. Or bite me. OH, COME ON!

Garfield on 22nd October 2014
22nd October 2014

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Lies! All lies! Except for the fifth "Yip".

Garfield on 23rd October 2014
23rd October 2014

claw claw claw Stop clawing the couch, Garfield! claw claw claw Stop clawing the curtains, Garfield! claw claw claw I DIN'T MEAN GO BACK TO THE COUCH!!!

Garfield on 24th October 2014
24th October 2014

My lips are chapped! Now I can't kiss Liz! Great news!

Garfield on 25th October 2014
25th October 2014

Garfield, there's an old saying... "A lazy cat gathers no donuts". That's why you are here to serve me.

Garfield on 26th October 2014
26th October 2014

I wish I could just lie there doing nothing like you, Garfield. Look at me...I'm a lazy cat! I don't move for hours at a time... Staring off into space... Totally useless. -Well, I guess I'll go eat my lunch. That's what you (burp)think.

Garfield on 27th October 2014
27th October 2014

A ghost! I'm not a ghost, I'm a talking sheet. And your little friend? Oh, he's a talking pillow-case. Hi! Channel changer, do your thing.

Garfield on 28th October 2014
28th October 2014

The monster! It's alive! Yawn! Got any of those cheese crackers? Sounds like something I wrote.

Garfield on 29th October 2014
29th October 2014

When the moon is full, I turn into a wolf! Then I can scratch the back of my head with my foot. Ooooo! That feels good! scritch scritch scritch THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCARY MOVIE, YOU KNOW!

Garfield on 30th October 2014
30th October 2014

Welcome to "Cat Channel Cinema". Tonight's film, "The Day The Can Opener Died". How was the movie last night? It was a weeper.

Garfield on 31st October 2014
31st October 2014

Garfield, there's a creepy noise in my closet! Maybe it's a monster! Not to worry. What should we do? Your wardrobe will kill it.

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