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Garfield on 1st November 2014
1st November 2014

- - When did we get new curtains?

Garfield on 2nd November 2014
2nd November 2014

- - - - - - What was THAT all about? Cute people walked by.

Garfield on 3rd November 2014
3rd November 2014

Time to get up! So? - "Time to get up"...that really frosts me! Like I have a job! I'm a cat! Why would I have to... - Pancakes. ZIP

Garfield on 4th November 2014
4th November 2014

Good evening, and welcome to... - - Pregnant Pause Theater. Ready...aim...

Garfield on 5th November 2014
5th November 2014

ODIE - Yes, dog food is SUPPOSED to look disgusting. - SLURP GULP CHOMP! NARF!

Garfield on 6th November 2014
6th November 2014

I've been thinking... WOW! And they said it couldn't be done! - - And... There's MORE?!

Garfield on 7th November 2014
7th November 2014

Wow, Garfield, have you lost weight? - You look like you've packed on a few pounds there. - Awww...back already? I like liars.

Garfield on 8th November 2014
8th November 2014

What do you think of my outfit? - - Well? Hang on. I'm working up a hairball.

Garfield on 9th November 2014
9th November 2014

- - - - patta patta patta patta patta patta patta runna runna runna runna runna runna runna - BOING! BOING! -

Garfield on 10th November 2014
10th November 2014

- - Is that all you're doing today? I made an appearance.

Garfield on 11th November 2014
11th November 2014

Garfield, you have a bad habit. - You leave the refrigerator door open. - I'm trying to save energy! So am I!

Garfield on 12th November 2014
12th November 2014

"Dear ask a dog"... - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - That wasn't the question.

Garfield on 13th November 2014
13th November 2014

- ZOO Do Not Feed The Animals - No point going in there.

Garfield on 14th November 2014
14th November 2014

CLOMP! Triple-shot latte moustaches.

Garfield on 15th November 2014
15th November 2014

- - Salad can't be trusted.

Garfield on 16th November 2014
16th November 2014

smartphone is smarter than I am. How tough is that?

Garfield on 17th November 2014
17th November 2014

THE CAT IS A FINK - I want whoever did this CAUGHT! - Right away, sire.

Garfield on 18th November 2014
18th November 2014

Pest control? There's a rat in my basement. - Yes, you're absolutely right. - I SHOULD get a cat. Cats shed.

Garfield on 19th November 2014
19th November 2014

Maybe the rat in the basement will just leave. - - It's hanging pictures.

Garfield on 20th November 2014
20th November 2014

Okay, rat, I'm coming down.! - CLICK - I hate it when they turn the lights on and set out a welcome mat.

Garfield on 21st November 2014
21st November 2014

The rat in the basement is leaving. - Yes! I knew I could get rid of him! - He says he can't stand a whiny cat. You work with what you got.

Garfield on 22nd November 2014
22nd November 2014

It's hard to keep up with all the changes in the world. I hear you. - You should do what I do... - Pretend they never happened.

Garfield on 23rd November 2014
23rd November 2014

- - Look, Garfield! A falling star! - If you make a wish on a falling start, it will come true. - Did you make a wish? - FLOMP - Yes.

Garfield on 24th November 2014
24th November 2014

I'm awake! - - And they say it couldn't be done!

Garfield on 25th November 2014
25th November 2014

Hello? ...no, there's no Peggy here. - No, ther enever was a Peggy here. - No, I will NOT pretend to be Peggy! I love wrong numbers.

Garfield on 26th November 2014
26th November 2014

- Well, nothing's moving. - I have high standards when it comes to cat food.

Garfield on 27th November 2014
27th November 2014

I'm making grandma's special soup, Garfield. - I'm trying to follow her recipe. - Where do I get a coyote? We can substitute witch chocolate cake.

Garfield on 28th November 2014
28th November 2014

Die time, Garfield. - - And just as I reach my target weight!

Garfield on 29th November 2014
29th November 2014

Cat treats are a greater invention than the wheel. - WHOA!... - A wheel made from cat treats!

Garfield on 30th November 2014
30th November 2014

- sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - SNORK! - CHOO! SPLAT! - - - YAAAAAHH WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP This happens all the time.

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