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Garfield on 1st May 2014
1st May 2014

Oh, Garfield... - Surprise! It's an apple pie! - I prefer surprises in pie form!

Garfield on 2nd May 2014
2nd May 2014

Liz is coming over tonight. - Maybe I should tidy up. - Think she'll want a clean fork? Let's not get crazy, here...

Garfield on 3rd May 2014
3rd May 2014

What do you think of these fangs, huh? - They could be whiter. - MMMM! And braking with your mouth closed is just humming.

Garfield on 4th May 2014
4th May 2014

Z - One sleeping dog... Z - One can sneezing powder... Z - Apply sneezing powder to finger... Z - Apply finger to sleeping dog's nose, annnd... Z - CHOO - And that were dumb.

Garfield on 5th May 2014
5th May 2014

I know what I want to do with the rest of my life. - - Yes, this is it. And no, I don't need an assistant.

Garfield on 6th May 2014
6th May 2014

Today is going to be my lucky day! - WHAP! - Of course, it's early yet! Always the optimist...

Garfield on 7th May 2014
7th May 2014

I might have a flaw or two. - I'm perfect. - Tell me more about your many weaknesses.

Garfield on 8th May 2014
8th May 2014

I vacuumed today, Garfield... - And I discovered something. - The rug isn't green. So it's not evolving?

Garfield on 9th May 2014
9th May 2014

Hi, sweetie. - You're so sweet. - It's Liz. I figured it was that or you were talking to a donut.

Garfield on 10th May 2014
10th May 2014

I invited Sally to the prom. - I don't think she wanted to go wit hme. - She burned her gown on my front lawn. Subtle.

Garfield on 11th May 2014
11th May 2014

Oh, come on! - You really liked that movie? Yes, I did. - You CAN'T be serious! Of COURSE I am! - ...men! - ...women! - ...dogs! -

Garfield on 12th May 2014
12th May 2014

It says here that you should greet monday morning with a smile. - - Or not. How about a gut-wrenching scream of desperation?

Garfield on 13th May 2014
13th May 2014

Good things come to those who wait. - - Of course there's something to be said for that instant gratification thing, too.

Garfield on 14th May 2014
14th May 2014

Life is a mystery, Garfield. - So many questions. - Like, what day is this? You are so cosmic.

Garfield on 15th May 2014
15th May 2014

Life is a reflecting pool, Garfield. - Where one can see one's true self. - I have cool hair. The water must be murky today.

Garfield on 16th May 2014
16th May 2014

What's your favorite polka song, Liz? Uh... - I don't think I have one. - Too hard to choose, huh? Just nod your head and back away slowly.

Garfield on 17th May 2014
17th May 2014

I'm writing my memoirs, Garfield. - Chapter two... - That's where I get kidnapped by aliens. I suspected as much...

Garfield on 18th May 2014
18th May 2014

young Arbuckle.

Garfield on 19th May 2014
19th May 2014

I hate mornings. - I hate cheerful morning people. - And I hate the old rubber omelet gag.

Garfield on 20th May 2014
20th May 2014

Jon's on the social network. - Here's his list of friends. - "Bob".

Garfield on 21st May 2014
21st May 2014

- Where have you been? Eating lasagna. - Did you save me some? Hello, my name is Garfield. I don't believe we've met.

Garfield on 22nd May 2014
22nd May 2014

Ah, my high school garuation. - I remember when they called my name. - "Ron Arbuckle". Thanks for sharing, Ron.

Garfield on 23rd May 2014
23rd May 2014

I like having Liz around, Garfield. - She's very thoughtful - And she doesn't shred the curtains. Just wait.

Garfield on 24th May 2014
24th May 2014

Here's a delicious burger that I'm leaving next to you. - I hope you don't eat it! - Why don't you just throw the tofu away?

Garfield on 25th May 2014
25th May 2014

- click - I chewed my owner's slippers. - I'm too cute for words. - I steal cheese. - I'm a fat, lazy pig. - I posted a stupid picture of my cat.

Garfield on 26th May 2014
26th May 2014

Monday... - TONK GOOSH - At least it's reliable.

Garfield on 27th May 2014
27th May 2014

BURP! - tick tick tick tick - You don't have to text me EVERYTHING you do!

Garfield on 28th May 2014
28th May 2014

I lent Odie a book. - - I gave Odie a book.

Garfield on 29th May 2014
29th May 2014

We'll save you! - That isn't necessary! I'm fine, thank you! - Are you sure?! Never trust dogs with ladders.

Garfield on 30th May 2014
30th May 2014

Garfield, what are you trying to tell me? - Is there danger? - Do NOT go to the beach!

Garfield on 31st May 2014
31st May 2014

Tonight's horror movie... - "Claws of Death!" - Oh, look, Howard, a little kitten! Run, Howard, run.

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