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Garfield on 1st March 2014
1st March 2014

I demand respect! I respect you, Garfield. I could have demanded a pizza! SMACK!

Garfield on 2nd March 2014
2nd March 2014

click click click click CLICK Rats...there's nothing good in. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. Let's talk about US. CLICK

Garfield on 3rd March 2014
3rd March 2014

Sorry, Garfield. I'm too depressed to cook. That doesn't help. What if I juggle mice?

Garfield on 4th March 2014
4th March 2014

I should never have tried to make pizza from scratch! Me pizza. Me want more pepperoni. MWA-HA-HA! Too much yeast.

Garfield on 5th March 2014
5th March 2014

BEWARE... OF THE CONDESCENDING DOG Okay, now I am about to bark at you. I hate him already.

Garfield on 6th March 2014
6th March 2014

Why, hello, Garfield. My, my, how disappointing... I want the remote. No cheese, no remote.

Garfield on 7th March 2014
7th March 2014

The forecast is cloudy and cold. Sigh...it might snow...who knows?... WHO CARES! It's been a long winter.

Garfield on 8th March 2014
8th March 2014

MORE CLOTHES-PINS!! It's been a long winter.

Garfield on 9th March 2014
9th March 2014

. Whoa! Look at THAT! What in the world IS that, Garfield? Hey, Liz! Cmere and LOOK at this! What? In the sky...what IS that thing?! It's the SUN, Jon. It's been a long winter.

Garfield on 10th March 2014
10th March 2014

We need some entertainment, Garfield. Let's lip-synch the old opera records! We'll need viking helmets! May you sit upon one.

Garfield on 11th March 2014
11th March 2014

Stop shedding! Like cats have pause buttons.

Garfield on 12th March 2014
12th March 2014

I haven't seen you lately. I was asleep last month. The whole month? Well, I did toss and turn a little around the twenty-third.

Garfield on 13th March 2014
13th March 2014

* Oh, a spider's life for meeee... * ** Catcha juicy fly... * * Catch that fly, and suck it dry... * Review time.

Garfield on 14th March 2014
14th March 2014

We're a little tired this morning, Liz. All-night cartoon marathon. She thinks we're nuts. The woman's priorities are obviously out of whack.

Garfield on 15th March 2014
15th March 2014

Whoa... What if you could see through your eyelids? We'll return to "Deep, Dumb Thoughts" after this message.

Garfield on 16th March 2014
16th March 2014

It's getting to be that time of year, Garfield. We really should do our spring cleaning. lick lick eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee There. We're BACHELORS, baby.

Garfield on 17th March 2014
17th March 2014

I have swept and vacuumed up all the cat hair in the house. Ah, the cycle of life!

Garfield on 18th March 2014
18th March 2014

Man, I look good today! Oh, wait... I forgot to take the hanger out of my shirt. You're going to leave it in there, aren't you?

Garfield on 19th March 2014
19th March 2014

ODIE Are you losing weight?

Garfield on 20th March 2014
20th March 2014

Spring is here.

Garfield on 21st March 2014
21st March 2014

The sun is shining, Garfield. The air is fresh! Not an inside day, pal. Are you implying movement?

Garfield on 22nd March 2014
22nd March 2014

Someday, I'll be a mighty tree! You're a flower. You bloom, and then you die. I should've stayed in school.

Garfield on 23rd March 2014
23rd March 2014

Yep, I think it is... I think it's about this time, Garfield... Time for my annual dance to spring! UNNNGHH...UFFFFFFF...EERRRRRGHHHHH... HEEP! HOOP! HUP! GUUUUUHHHHH GUH! GUH! GUH! Well, nuts. Face it, the daisy days are gone.

Garfield on 24th March 2014
24th March 2014

You know, Garfield... It would be shame if I were allergic to cat hair. Yeah. I'd have to get rid of you.

Garfield on 25th March 2014
25th March 2014

I'm going to be a butterfly. And just how are you going to do that? Uh... I know a guy.

Garfield on 26th March 2014
26th March 2014

Hey there, buddy! Have some pudding, ol' pal, ol' pal! There's a pill in there, isn't there?

Garfield on 27th March 2014
27th March 2014

Things are looking up. That's just how awful things have been lately.

Garfield on 28th March 2014
28th March 2014

Liz, why do you go out with me? Well, this is an awkward pause. I'm gathering my thoughts.

Garfield on 29th March 2014
29th March 2014

Garfield, I had a profound thought. Gone. Lock that door, please.

Garfield on 30th March 2014
30th March 2014


Garfield on 31st March 2014
31st March 2014

I like living here. We're laid-back. No one's going to steal my brain! And somewhat insane.

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