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Garfield on 1st July 2014
1st July 2014

I helped an elderly lady across the street today. - I looked both ways before crossing, but I didn't look down... - There was this open manhole... Stop right there!

Garfield on 2nd July 2014
2nd July 2014

dig dig dig dig - mmmmm - YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! It's war.

Garfield on 3rd July 2014
3rd July 2014

- M - I didn't have the energy for a whole "meow".

Garfield on 4th July 2014
4th July 2014

We had a great time at the amusement park. - The hot dogs...the popcorn... - ...the roller coasters...

Garfield on 5th July 2014
5th July 2014

- - I knew that cupcake would come unstuck from the ceiling eventually.

Garfield on 6th July 2014
6th July 2014

Animals". - Coming up next... - "Hideous, Disgusting Animals"

Garfield on 7th July 2014
7th July 2014

Well, it's monday, and you know what that means... - Something bad's bound to happen sooner or... - *

Garfield on 8th July 2014
8th July 2014

Are you saying nice things about me in your memoir? - - I'll give you a cany bar. "Jon Arbuckle, my hero."

Garfield on 9th July 2014
9th July 2014

- Zoom - Seemed appropriate.

Garfield on 10th July 2014
10th July 2014

I have a sore throat. - So... BARK - And... NOT SCARED

Garfield on 11th July 2014
11th July 2014

Liz and I are going to the museum. - And cats aren't allowed. - That was our idea.

Garfield on 12th July 2014
12th July 2014

Garfield! It's good to be back home! - Wait a minute! - I never went anywhere! Cue the scary music.

Garfield on 13th July 2014
13th July 2014

You want to play? - Fetch the ball, Odie! - That's not the ball I threw. plop - That's not it, either. - That's not even close. - Even I've forgotten what he was supposed to fetch.

Garfield on 14th July 2014
14th July 2014

- - What will it take to make you go away? Food has historically proven to be an effective motivator.

Garfield on 15th July 2014
15th July 2014

I'm a pretty hip dude. - - So... Wait, I'm still processing that last comment.

Garfield on 16th July 2014
16th July 2014

I'm going hang gliding! - - The house is mine!

Garfield on 17th July 2014
17th July 2014

I'm starting to suspect that this isn't my hat. - I wouldn't jump to conclusions, Jon. - Maybe that's not your head.

Garfield on 18th July 2014
18th July 2014

Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark - That's it. Gotta go! - And the weekend begins.

Garfield on 19th July 2014
19th July 2014

My, this is interesting. - There was a fish in this bowl... - And now there isn't. He said something about getting a condo.

Garfield on 20th July 2014
20th July 2014

- BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - THUD - - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - THUD - -Guys, give the poor dog a break.

Garfield on 21st July 2014
21st July 2014

- BLAT - Coffee wore off, eh? Who told?

Garfield on 22nd July 2014
22nd July 2014

My new girlfriend is from another country. - Another country? - She lives in the basement. Does she speak English?

Garfield on 23rd July 2014
23rd July 2014

Someday we may be visited by creatures from another planet. - - I hid the cookie jar.

Garfield on 24th July 2014
24th July 2014

Mmm - Whole wheat! Mmm - Whole bacon!

Garfield on 25th July 2014
25th July 2014

What have you been up to, Jon? - I've been dating you. - I already knew that. That's all he got, lady.

Garfield on 26th July 2014
26th July 2014

We're out of ketchup... - So I put whipped cream on your sandwich. - He knows me well.

Garfield on 27th July 2014
27th July 2014

stopping there, jinx-boy! I'm glad I didn't mention a volcano. FOOM

Garfield on 28th July 2014
28th July 2014

Garfield, I just had a profound thought!... - - Darn! May it rest in peace.

Garfield on 29th July 2014
29th July 2014

Welcome to "Practical Jokes"! - Ted has put a squirrel in his wife Cindy's purse. Let's watch... - Uh, Cindy, do you have any gum? And the number of a good divorce lawyer?

Garfield on 30th July 2014
30th July 2014

Arf Arf - - Arf Arf Private conversation.

Garfield on 31st July 2014
31st July 2014

Cats can sense when something is wrong. - SMACK! Ow! - That hurt! I knew that...

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