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Garfield on 1st April 2014
1st April 2014

BARK! BARK! BARK! Would you mind not listening to music while I'm barking at you? Huh?

Garfield on 2nd April 2014
2nd April 2014

* Jon's whistling. La lan La * Now he's singing. Care to join me for a run? Now he's doing stand-up comedy.

Garfield on 3rd April 2014
3rd April 2014

Mouse! Kill it an eat it, Garfield! Kill and eat! Sorry, I'm more of a thaw-and-microwave guy.

Garfield on 4th April 2014
4th April 2014

What if Liz breaks up with me? I can't handle rejection. Ridicule and scorn, but not rejection. You also do loathing well.

Garfield on 5th April 2014
5th April 2014

Welcome to "Healthy Kids". Now another episode of... "Billy, the happy intestine"! Billy creeps me out.

Garfield on 6th April 2014
6th April 2014

Garfield on 7th April 2014
7th April 2014

Garfield, I feel lazy. Yes, come to the dark side. Maybe I need to exercise. No! No! Come back! Or eat cookies and watch TV. Yes, come to me, my son.

Garfield on 8th April 2014
8th April 2014

The ancients believed cats were good luck. They died out. Who's feeding the cats?!

Garfield on 9th April 2014
9th April 2014

Before you eat me... May I borrow a marker? Sure. Okay, I'm ready. Hmmm. I didn't see that coming. IT WAS THE CAT

Garfield on 10th April 2014
10th April 2014

Here we go... MOMMY, LOOK! Wait for it... IT'S A HAIRY HOG! ...and, it's biting time.

Garfield on 11th April 2014
11th April 2014

Walking in the rain is so romantic. Running through the sprinklers is fun, too. That's not as romantic. Yeah, but there's less chance of a lightning strike. Score one for the paranoid.

Garfield on 12th April 2014
12th April 2014

Life is going on out there... And here I sit eating donuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated.

Garfield on 13th April 2014
13th April 2014

** * This concludes our early movie, "Of Mice and Men". Thank you for watching. Now stay tuned for our late movie... "The Fly". -

Garfield on 14th April 2014
14th April 2014

Good morning! Bagel or toast? Either way, I'm gonna burn it! BWA-HA-HA-HAAAH! Technology hates me.

Garfield on 15th April 2014
15th April 2014

I'm back, Garfield. You haven't moved, have you? Exactly what do you do when I'm gone? Oh, gee! You just missed the pony ride!

Garfield on 16th April 2014
16th April 2014

Still sleeping with your teddy bear, I see. That's kind of immature, you know... Time to grow up. Thank you, Mr. Bunny Slippers.

Garfield on 17th April 2014
17th April 2014

Spiderwebs are okay, but I'm thinking of getting my own apartment. SMACK! Or an envelope.

Garfield on 18th April 2014
18th April 2014

My prom was traumatic. I had to wear dad's tuxedo. We couldn't find the pants. Nice kilt.

Garfield on 19th April 2014
19th April 2014

I bought cat food, Garfield. Life is good. It's a special formula for "lazy cats". Cool. Pre-chewed. Life is VERY good.

Garfield on 20th April 2014
20th April 2014

Well, is THAT so?! ...OH, YEAH?! HA! THAT'S WHAT *YOU* THINK!! Most people don't argue with their pets. Why, thank you! That wasn't a compliment, dimwit! SMACK!

Garfield on 21st April 2014
21st April 2014

Roll over. I'm not doing this again. You want me to get flat on one side?

Garfield on 22nd April 2014
22nd April 2014

You never respond to my barking. What if I lie down and play dead? Gee, I feel so dog-like! Wake me in an hour.

Garfield on 23rd April 2014
23rd April 2014

Catch me, Jon! Didn't you used to be taller?

Garfield on 24th April 2014
24th April 2014

Yup, years ago I offended an old gypsy woman. She put a curse on me. "Take this cat," she said! I'm sensing negativity here.

Garfield on 25th April 2014
25th April 2014

I'm bored, Garfield. Let's do something. Wanna go to the airport and pretend we're going somewhere? Like to a place with life?

Garfield on 26th April 2014
26th April 2014

Whipped cream? Just when it can't get any better. PSSSS! Darn! It does.

Garfield on 27th April 2014
27th April 2014

This is a great love story. Are there car chases? It's a love story. Do they go over cliffs? It's a LOVE story. Do the cars explode? YES! THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES! Cool! Turn it up!

Garfield on 28th April 2014
28th April 2014

Am I too late for fun? Too early?!

Garfield on 29th April 2014
29th April 2014

I am a mighty oak! You're a twig. I am a mighty twig!

Garfield on 30th April 2014
30th April 2014

The Pet Channel presents... "The Cat's Pajamas"! Here's Fluffy modeling a lovely ensemble. Oh, please. I never get nice things.

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