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Garfield on 1st September 2013
1st September 2013

Yeah, words are overrated. They just get in the way.

Garfield on 2nd September 2013
2nd September 2013

I would appreciate a little respect. - - You're going to make fun of me when I leave the room, aren't you? Why wait?

Garfield on 3rd September 2013
3rd September 2013

BURP! - Garfield, in the history of disgusting noises... - THAT is number one. I'd like to thank the academy.

Garfield on 4th September 2013
4th September 2013

When I was young, Garfield... - My brother and I made our own excitement. - One toime we exchanged underwear. I believe that this qualifies as animal abuse.

Garfield on 5th September 2013
5th September 2013

Mr. Arbuckle, here's my bill for cleaning your refrigerator. - Why so much? I lost two of my best men in there. No match for the meat loaf.

Garfield on 6th September 2013
6th September 2013

Really, Liz, I love all animals. - - Even the fat, lazy, disgusting ones. I heard that.

Garfield on 7th September 2013
7th September 2013

I feel like biting somebody! - Socks don't have teeth. - Then maybe I'll bunch up inside a shoe. That'll work.

Garfield on 8th September 2013
8th September 2013


Garfield on 9th September 2013
9th September 2013

STOP IT! HA! HA! HA! - HAW! HAW! HAW! STOP IT!! HEE HEE HEE! - Okay, I'm done tickling myself. Please pay the cable bill.

Garfield on 10th September 2013
10th September 2013

Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity. - BONK! - Shortly before discovering the lawsuit!

Garfield on 11th September 2013
11th September 2013

That was odd. - I was just hugged by a stranger. - It must be National Hug Day! Actually, it's National Check-Your-Wallet Day.

Garfield on 12th September 2013
12th September 2013

Garfield, I'm setting a trap for the mice. - Three...two...one... - SNAP! YEOOW! Sound the allclear

Garfield on 13th September 2013
13th September 2013

Clothes shopping is fun, isn't it, Garfield? - New pants brighten the day. - So cheer up. I hate my life.

Garfield on 14th September 2013
14th September 2013

Liz and I are going dancing. - Oh, I forgot! - Cha-cha-cha! The woman's a saint.

Garfield on 15th September 2013
15th September 2013

"arf"? Boy...you think you know someone...

Garfield on 16th September 2013
16th September 2013

Garfield, let's take a moment to ponder life. - - My foot itches. I gues we're doing pondering.

Garfield on 17th September 2013
17th September 2013

DANGER - BEWARE OF THE... - FINE PRINT! Okay, now I'm intimidated.

Garfield on 18th September 2013
18th September 2013

Gee, what's this? An empty fish bowl? Feigned surprise. - Maybe they grew legs and ran away! Right into sarcasm. - You should stop eating my goldfish, Garfield! Now the crazy talk.

Garfield on 19th September 2013
19th September 2013

Garfield, I'm missing out on life. - I don't have a witty circle of friends... - Who paint their bodies and head-butt each other... Too many sports commercials.

Garfield on 20th September 2013
20th September 2013

What do you see in the future for us, Jon? - Dinner. - I mean after that. Dessert!

Garfield on 21st September 2013
21st September 2013

Hip people don't follow trends, Garfield. - They create trends. - My shirt is tucked into my boxer shorts! I'm alerting the trend police.

Garfield on 22nd September 2013
22nd September 2013

- slurp... - - BOOM! - What waa THAT?! - And where's Odie? - You mean the "Canine Cannonball"?

Garfield on 23rd September 2013
23rd September 2013

I worry about the future, Garfield. - Life is so unpredictable. - What if I forget how to speak?! Don't try to cheer me up.

Garfield on 24th September 2013
24th September 2013

Here's a picture form high school. - Look at the girls. - Remember when petticoats were in style? On what planet was that?

Garfield on 25th September 2013
25th September 2013

Good evening, folks! - Tonight I would like to class up my act by singing opera. BOOO! - Or I could juggle puppies. YAY!

Garfield on 26th September 2013
26th September 2013

I think it's time to clean the refrigerator. - Every time I open the door... - The music stops. I like the disco ball.

Garfield on 27th September 2013
27th September 2013

Hi, Liz! - How'y my fuzzy wuzzy rubby bubby? - Okay, the nicknames need work. Rookie.

Garfield on 28th September 2013
28th September 2013

There's a pea in my mashed potatoes! - Now the whole meal is ruined! - Sometimes it's too easy.

Garfield on 29th September 2013
29th September 2013

- - - RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE - There! - I wonder where Garfield is? BOOT!

Garfield on 30th September 2013
30th September 2013

Just look at this world, Garfield. I'm... - It's NOT a small world. Not... - You just make it seem that way! Fat.

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