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Garfield on 1st October 2013
1st October 2013

I went to the doctor today. He told me to lose a few pounds. How about a little sympathy, here? I'm weeping on the inside.

Garfield on 2nd October 2013
2nd October 2013

Okay, so we both got on a diet. We'll encourage each other. Any supportive thoughts? YEAH! LET'S EAT!

Garfield on 3rd October 2013
3rd October 2013

Know what's good about dieting, Garfield? You walk down the street... And people yell "Hey there, slender person!" It must be some scret society!

Garfield on 4th October 2013
4th October 2013

I bought a new scale, Garfield. It doesn't need batteries. It's solar powered! Hello, Fatso. I must blot out the sun.

Garfield on 5th October 2013
5th October 2013

You've been on a diet for a week, Garfield. And you've gained three pounds. Care to explain? I ate the diet book.

Garfield on 6th October 2013
6th October 2013

Garfield on 7th October 2013
7th October 2013

I could climb you. And there's nothing you can do about it! Unfortunately...

Garfield on 8th October 2013
8th October 2013

Oh, look, the cat's stuck in a tree. Aw, poor kitty. Let's peck his fingers. No! Let's tickle him! Or grease the limb! Or saw it off! Shouldn't you be migrating?

Garfield on 9th October 2013
9th October 2013

poink Quitter!

Garfield on 10th October 2013
10th October 2013

Leaves... Rake... Cover the rake with the leaves.

Garfield on 11th October 2013
11th October 2013

Liz, I lied about my past. Actually, I've had thousands of girlfriends. Okay, I'm still lying! And the hole gets deeper.

Garfield on 12th October 2013
12th October 2013

Garfield, THIS is a scratching post. You dig your claws in... And go like this! If you don't want me to use your nail file, just say so.

Garfield on 13th October 2013
13th October 2013

Garfield on 14th October 2013
14th October 2013

YAWN I'm tired. I stayed up too late last afternoon.

Garfield on 15th October 2013
15th October 2013

You are not the pool. Look! Tiny lounge chairs!

Garfield on 16th October 2013
16th October 2013

Dog Kisses $1.00 Towels $2.00

Garfield on 17th October 2013
17th October 2013

Ah, family heirlooms. As the eldest son... I now wear the family hat. Do you know where that thing has been?

Garfield on 18th October 2013
18th October 2013

I like Liz. She's kind, considerate... And has long fingernails.

Garfield on 19th October 2013
19th October 2013

Welcome to "Teen Polka Party"! ** ** * There's no one on the set. Another generation lost.

Garfield on 20th October 2013
20th October 2013

|||| |||| ||| || | yawn Time to recharge.

Garfield on 21st October 2013
21st October 2013

It's a rainy monday morning. However, I'm a cat and I don't have to get out of bed. Don't hate me.

Garfield on 22nd October 2013
22nd October 2013

It's been a tough day, Garfield. But remember my motto... "Ninjas never cry". Their cats, on the other hand...

Garfield on 23rd October 2013
23rd October 2013

Odie is angry with me. Take my word for it.

Garfield on 24th October 2013
24th October 2013

I'm feeling down, Pooky. Any words of encouragement? No? Pooky's just "there".

Garfield on 25th October 2013
25th October 2013

Remember when we met, Liz? Yes. Let's re-create that moment. Hi, I'm Jon. You're standing on my foot.

Garfield on 26th October 2013
26th October 2013

Gee, isn't this lovely. A cat hair in my soup! What could be worse?! My hairnet?

Garfield on 27th October 2013
27th October 2013

I'm cute, and you're not. Is that so? I can be just as cute as you, Nermal. Oh, yeah? Prove it. Just watch me. AWWWWWWWWWWW Poor dear, did you eat a sick mouse? You were saying? Go choke on a rainbow.

Garfield on 28th October 2013
28th October 2013

Give my creature LIFE! ...GIVE MY CREATURE LIFE!!! Monster movie? Man trying to wake a cat.

Garfield on 29th October 2013
29th October 2013

Count Dracula, table for one? Right this way, please... Would you like to see a neck list? No, zenk you. He's a regular.

Garfield on 30th October 2013
30th October 2013

Arrrrr... ROOOO! We should never have let Odie watch that werewolf movie.

Garfield on 31st October 2013
31st October 2013

The vampire cat sleeps all day. He also sleeps at night. Z They're not really that dangerous.

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