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Garfield on 1st November 2013
1st November 2013

Do you believe in ghosts? WHERE?! I mean, no. No, I don't. Ask him about his 23 nightlights.

Garfield on 2nd November 2013
2nd November 2013

The moon is full and hair is growing on my body! Hair in my ears! Up my nose! What's happening to me?! "Curse of the middle-aged man"...

Garfield on 3rd November 2013
3rd November 2013


Garfield on 4th November 2013
4th November 2013

It's cold, windy and raining outside. Outside is stupid.

Garfield on 5th November 2013
5th November 2013

Modern technology is a wondrous thing. I've forgotten how to turn the computer on! But it will never replace good old-fashoined dumb.

Garfield on 6th November 2013
6th November 2013

!FRA -!FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA Odie, stop barking at the mirror.

Garfield on 7th November 2013
7th November 2013

The mice wanted to go camping. AIEEE!! I said they could stay in Jon's slippers.

Garfield on 8th November 2013
8th November 2013

Let's go do something, tonight. Okay. You'll have to stare off into space yourself. I'll manage.

Garfield on 9th November 2013
9th November 2013

You miss a lot of things. A lot of things miss me.

Garfield on 10th November 2013
10th November 2013

pssssht! gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck BURRRRRRP GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK BURRRRAAAAAP Not everything is a contest, you know! . Said theloser.

Garfield on 11th November 2013
11th November 2013

Garfield, let's make the most of this day. Let's live it to the fullest. Let's open the curtains! Jon! There's sunshine out there!

Garfield on 12th November 2013
12th November 2013

I'll have a Happy Burger. And the fat lady in the fur coat? DONK

Garfield on 13th November 2013
13th November 2013

HUNGRY CAT! Oh, man, am I glad that he's... THIRSTY DOG!

Garfield on 14th November 2013
14th November 2013

Garfield, we're in a rut. We need to spice things up. I'm changing our name to Roscoe! Claw time.

Garfield on 15th November 2013
15th November 2013

Some men look good in hats. I wonder what she meant by that. Some men would know.

Garfield on 16th November 2013
16th November 2013

Garfield, let's see if we can communicate. Concentrate and focus! I'm sensing relaxation... Z

Garfield on 17th November 2013
17th November 2013

*** *** * You have three new messages. First message: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak I am ALWAYS losing that thing! GARFIELD! Found it.

Garfield on 18th November 2013
18th November 2013

Pets are supposed to amuse, Garfield. That's an ugly rumor. You do not amuse. You'd better start. You want amusement? Get a monkey.

Garfield on 19th November 2013
19th November 2013

Have you ever taken a good, hard look at yourself? I said... Hang on.

Garfield on 20th November 2013
20th November 2013

Hi, I'm a plump little chipmunk! Would you like to play? I like to roll in mustard! Is this a sting operation?

Garfield on 21st November 2013
21st November 2013

Here's a good saying, Garfield. "Failure is not an optin". True that. Around here it's a way of life.

Garfield on 22nd November 2013
22nd November 2013

Liz, why do you love me? I have my reasons. My ninja skills? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!

Garfield on 23rd November 2013
23rd November 2013

Jon's depressed. He feels alone and scorned... Nobody will jam with me. AND for good reason.

Garfield on 24th November 2013
24th November 2013

growlll I'm hungry. Are you hungry? Me? Hungry? Wow, that's a toughie... Yessiree, that's a real stumper, that is. Gosh, let me think... Thank you, Captain Sarcasm.

Garfield on 25th November 2013
25th November 2013

Good morning, Mr. Grumpy. Nothing you can do can spoil my good mood today. * DING! Is that the toaster? Your slippers are done.

Garfield on 26th November 2013
26th November 2013

Yes, I have a cat. Yes, he's big and orange. Yes ,he's wearing a necklace made out of canary feathers! In some cultures this signifies a rite of passage.

Garfield on 27th November 2013
27th November 2013

I'm back from the store, Garfield. Let's see...I got milk...eggs...bread... And a ninja outfit! And people wonder why the economy is bad.

Garfield on 28th November 2013
28th November 2013

I remember family holidays. Uncle Joe would do his magic act. He made the fruitcake disappear. No great loss there.

Garfield on 29th November 2013
29th November 2013

Jon, why are you staring at me? I can't take my eyes of you, Liz. Could you at least blink? That's the way I stare at strawberry shortcake.

Garfield on 30th November 2013
30th November 2013

Garfield, you look depresse. Pondering a life unfulfilled? Yes. I've never eaten a pelican.

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