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Garfield on 1st May 2013
1st May 2013

BOO! Oh, real funny! Beware Of Do.. -...

Garfield on 2nd May 2013
2nd May 2013

Jon's trying his hand at gardening. AIEEE! LADYBUGS! You knew the risks, man!

Garfield on 3rd May 2013
3rd May 2013

I went shopping, Liz. And I bought you a hat! Don't look at me... IT's the Exctinct Species Collection! I dodn't make you date him, lady!

Garfield on 4th May 2013
4th May 2013

Cats are natural hunters. Lying in tall grass, waiting for prey... ...tying to stay awake.

Garfield on 5th May 2013
5th May 2013

WARNING: BEWARE OF DOG WHO THINKS HE'S A LAPDOG WHOOMP -I like to think of myself as smart. Good for you. I like to think of myself as skinny.

Garfield on 6th May 2013
6th May 2013

Not a good morning, Garfield. I tied my shoelaces together! Now I have to take tiny steps! You're going to have to start paying me to live here.

Garfield on 7th May 2013
7th May 2013

How would I describe Jon? A daydreamer...kind..gentle... ...loves gum.

Garfield on 8th May 2013
8th May 2013

BEWARE OF THE DOG TAKE ONE BARK!

Garfield on 9th May 2013
9th May 2013

...so he says, "that was no aardvark, that was my wife!" boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! Even the crickets are booing.

Garfield on 10th May 2013
10th May 2013

Garfield, I feel refreshed! I feel alive! HOOOW ARE YOOOU? HUUUH? New mouthwash.

Garfield on 11th May 2013
11th May 2013

First message...Jon, this is Liz. I'm relly looking forward to our date. Oh, yeah, and leave the accordio at home. Rats! She's good.

Garfield on 12th May 2013
12th May 2013

I found this in the back of the refrigerator. I wonder if it's any good. Here, Odie. Try some. MMMMMMMMMM mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Never use a dog as taste tester.

Garfield on 13th May 2013
13th May 2013

Garfield, it's a beautiful day! I'm putting you outside! You can scamper about! Perhaps he's forgotten that cats have retractable claws?

Garfield on 14th May 2013
14th May 2013

vroom! vroom! You aren't fooling anybody!

Garfield on 15th May 2013
15th May 2013

Nope Not here either. Where is that stupid mower?! I found the paperboy.

Garfield on 16th May 2013
16th May 2013

Bark! That's it? ONE bark? Yeah, but it was perfection. Hey, but I know lazy when I see it.

Garfield on 17th May 2013
17th May 2013

Did you notice someone cleaned your kitchen? Well?! Elves DO exist!! Quick, Jon! To the escape pod!

Garfield on 18th May 2013
18th May 2013

So, Liz, I'm thinking about laminating my stamp collection. What do you think? I thibk she hung up. LIKE AN HOUR AGO!

Garfield on 19th May 2013
19th May 2013

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Garfield on 20th May 2013
20th May 2013

The world would be a better place if spiders were in charge. SMACK! For starters, THERE WOULD BE LESS OF THIS!

Garfield on 21st May 2013
21st May 2013

Say, if you're done with the paper... I'd like to read the comics. That was too obvious, wasn't it? Nice try, though.

Garfield on 22nd May 2013
22nd May 2013

Got some news for you, cat. You HAVE to be nice to us now... We have a hostage! FIENDS!

Garfield on 23rd May 2013
23rd May 2013

(burp) Ah, what a great meal. You, had a big ol' juicy fly. Love those body fluids. Hey! I'm eating here!

Garfield on 24th May 2013
24th May 2013

COOKIES Chocolate chip A good scout is invaluable. On to the candy bowl.

Garfield on 25th May 2013
25th May 2013

* Don't you vets take some kind of OATH?!!

Garfield on 26th May 2013
26th May 2013

COOKIES WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP We're having some trust issues.

Garfield on 27th May 2013
27th May 2013

Life is full of regrets, Garfield. How true. Do you have any regrets? Yes, I do. Maybe stealing food? Kicking Odie off the table? Squashing spiders? I never learned to type.

Garfield on 28th May 2013
28th May 2013

I've invented the pie-cake-pie! Mmm. Not bad, although it's not quite as good as the cake-pie-cake!

Garfield on 29th May 2013
29th May 2013

Oh, YUCK! There's a tooth in my soup! WE FOUND IT, SMILEY! I love happy endings.

Garfield on 30th May 2013
30th May 2013

I have no energy, Garfield. Maybe I should work out... Or take a nap. Come to the dark side, Jon.

Garfield on 31st May 2013
31st May 2013

You're easy to talk to, Liz. I could talk to you for hours. click Hello? It's not nice to threaten people, Jon.

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