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Garfield on 1st March 2013
1st March 2013

Liz thinks I'm sweet. Of course she does. It's because he's as bright as a powdered donut.

Garfield on 2nd March 2013
2nd March 2013

Cats know life. That's why we avoid it.

Garfield on 3rd March 2013
3rd March 2013

Liz, I think Garfield has a little cabin fever. I think we all get that this time of year, Jon. Besides, how bad could it be? AAAAAAAAGGG GGGGGHHHHHH Wanna come over? Sure, how does june sound?

Garfield on 4th March 2013
4th March 2013

I'm so happy! I have a girlfriend, a faithful dog, and a... Now I'm depressed. Maybe fixing lunch for your cat will cheer you up.

Garfield on 5th March 2013
5th March 2013

Did you have your dinner? I'm considering it.

Garfield on 6th March 2013
6th March 2013

Why do I do this, you ask? BOOT! GLRRD I'm a fan of funny noises. FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP LAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FL LAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFL PFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP What's it like out there? March.

Garfield on 7th March 2013
7th March 2013

There goes Mrs. Feeny with her poor cat on a leash. Is there anything sadder? Except maybe the matching outfits!

Garfield on 8th March 2013
8th March 2013

Who wants a cat treat? Garfield? How about you? Ask Jon.

Garfield on 9th March 2013
9th March 2013

I have sophisticated tastes. GULP That was food.

Garfield on 10th March 2013
10th March 2013

Ahhh... It's sunday, Garfield! Today I'm not going to do ANYthing...just like you. * RIIMNG Hi, Jon, it's Liz. Hi, Liz! Want to do something today? Sure! I'll be right over! SLAP! Rookie.

Garfield on 11th March 2013
11th March 2013

I believe in making plans. Lots and lots of plans. Shouldn't you be doing something? Can't you see I'm busy?

Garfield on 12th March 2013
12th March 2013

RRRRR You're wearing booties. My toesies are cold. I can't let you bark at me today.

Garfield on 13th March 2013
13th March 2013

Garfield on 14th March 2013
14th March 2013

Good morning, Garfield. You were sleepwalking last night. Doinf ballet moves. Must have been the swan I ate.

Garfield on 15th March 2013
15th March 2013

I wrote a love song for Liz. It's called "I'll stay with you forever... ...even if you try to lose me in a shopping mall". Based on a true story.

Garfield on 16th March 2013
16th March 2013

"Nothing ventured... no effort expended". Cat wisdom.

Garfield on 17th March 2013
17th March 2013

Sigh SIIIIIGH There, there, Garfield... I know you miss it...we all do. Just hang in there, pal. It'll be back again before you know it! Spring? The ice cream truck.

Garfield on 18th March 2013
18th March 2013

A cat can have fun with just a piec of string. Not this piece of string, however.

Garfield on 19th March 2013
19th March 2013

Odie's burying his bone. I have a bad feeling. Wait, I didn't give him a bone. A really bad feeling. And where's the remote? A really, REALLY bad feeling.

Garfield on 20th March 2013
20th March 2013

Look at the pretty spring flowers, Garfield. They whisper happy thoughts to us. Spring is disturbing.

Garfield on 21st March 2013
21st March 2013

It's a sunny day. No wind, perfect temperature... Why the long face? There is nothing to complain about.

Garfield on 22nd March 2013
22nd March 2013

Big date with Liz tonight! And in case there's a lull in conversation... Puppets! That should raise the creepy factor.

Garfield on 23rd March 2013
23rd March 2013

Gee hee hee hee hee GOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! GAA! BWAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! You are watching the Laughing Baby Channel. This always cheers me up.

Garfield on 24th March 2013
24th March 2013

SLURK! SLURK! SLURRRRK! SLUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU UUURRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRKKK OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY MORE LEMONADE!! And another bendy straw. This one is all slurked out.

Garfield on 25th March 2013
25th March 2013

Z Z I gave myself a wedgie getting dressed this morning. I hate mondays.

Garfield on 26th March 2013
26th March 2013

The garden is a success! I think I'll call him "Ed". OR not. He didn't mean it, "Loretta".

Garfield on 27th March 2013
27th March 2013

Odie is a nice dog. He licks my face. You never lick my face. I hardly know you.

Garfield on 28th March 2013
28th March 2013

Don't mess with me, cat. I brought a bodyguard with me today. Say hello to Bernie. Bernie? Yo.

Garfield on 29th March 2013
29th March 2013

Liz, I feel like doing manly things today. Like eating junk food and watching sports! We're going shopping. Manly shopping, no doubt.

Garfield on 30th March 2013
30th March 2013

Sir? Sir?! YES! YES! I'LL HAVE FRIES! Oh, the pressure.

Garfield on 31st March 2013
31st March 2013

munch munch munch Welcome back to "When Wildlife Snaps!" Here we see a hungry bear approaching a camper... Who forgot to keep his food in a high, safe place. munch munch RAAWRRR! AIYEE! munch munch munch

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